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4	->'''Squidward:''' While you two astronauts can eat marshmallows, I'm gonna have a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls! Just as soon as I can get my can opener.\
5	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' But, Squidward, didn't you take the can opener when you hiked out here?\
6	'''Squidward:''' Why would I bother? We're ten feet from my house!\
7	'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' But, this is the wilderness! ...It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit.\
8	'''Patrick:''' Pretty weenie!
9	-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E17 The Camping Episode]]"
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11	A situation wherein a character hopes to demonstrate his preparedness by showing the massive amounts of canned foods he has stocked in case of an emergency. The demonstration is ruined when he, or another character, points out that he has no can opener. This is usually played for laughs, though it can work as a dramatic situation if the characters are starving. However, the drama of the scenario is somewhat undercut by how [[FridgeLogic any tin can can be cracked open by using a knife (or even a spoon) to create an opening and slice the top open]] (Or even just brute force if you're really desperate/creative -- Tin can lids work as chisels, by the way.)
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13	Surprisingly, this is not a DiscreditedTrope, and probably won't be anytime soon. The only food sectors that actively have pull-tabs on cans are sardines and soup (and even those vary by brand). Other food sectors (including pet food), in general, pull-tabs haven't caught on as much, either out of food longevity concerns, health concerns, or simply because of the expectation that people have a can opener at home.
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15	As a side note, this is a bit of TruthInTelevision: The sealed tin can was invented in 1810, but the first tin can opener was produced in 1858, meaning that for almost 50 years, ''everyone'' had to rely on the chisel-and-brute-force method! Of course, [[FridgeLogic that just makes you wonder why fictional characters are so freaked out by it]].
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17	The pop-top can was invented by Ermal Cleon Fraze, in 1959, after going on a picnic with his family, and discovering that he had failed to bring along an opener for their canned soft drinks.
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19	Compare FalloutShelterFail, when a refuge intended to withstand the apocalypse doesn't. Contrast InCaseOfXBreakGlass, breaking a glass to obtain something meant to be used during an emergency such as this.
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21	!!Examples:
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23	[[folder:Advertising]]
24	* During the 1980s Cola Wars, Pepsi fielded an ad with a variation of this centered around a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK57cXIjRrI bottle of Pepsi]].
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27	[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
28	* ''Manga/{{Akira}}'': Two soldiers eat food out of a can stash an old woman had. The old lady starved to death because she was afraid someone would steal the stash, so she wouldn't dare ask anyone for a can opener.
29	* ''Manga/CromartieHighSchool'': {{Averted}} and {{discussed}} in the episode "Joshua Tree".
30	--> '''Hayashida:''' Do we have a can opener?\
31	'''Maeda:''' Yeah, you idiots, I brought one.\
32	'''Hokuto:''' On television, most of the time, people have canned food but no way to open it. Good job, Maeda.
33	* ''[[Manga/GansoUrayasuTekkinKazoku Ganso! Urayasu Tekkin Kazoku]]'': In chapter 137, Akane delivers a heavily stacked New Year's meal to Harumaki Sensei. She lets Jin and Fuguo deliver it instead and both end up eating it all. The two give Harumaki cheap substitute meals instead. One of them was canned crab meat and the teacher who suffers from PerpetualPoverty has a difficult time opening it.
34	* ''Anime/NadiaTheSecretOfBlueWater'': During the island arc, the kids discover a wreck and manage to salvage some canned goods. Deciding to "live with nature", Nadia abandons Jean and Marie and sets off into the jungle, but not before taking some food with her --only to realize too late that her "even the simplest technology is bad" mentality is far from conductive to getting any of it out of the cans. She keeps smashing them flat with big rocks.
35	* ''Manga/UruseiYatsura'': Ataru and company get lost in some caves, start to starve, and stumble into a stranded UFO with a sleeping alien and a stack of cans. Eventually, they find an opener at the bottom of a shaft (although it actually leads out into the open, and Ataru steals an opener from a classmate without knowing). Then they find out the hard way the hazards of eating alien food.
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38	[[folder:Comic Books]]
39	* ''ComicBook/GastonLagaffe'': Gaston sneaks can-openers in at work after Fantasio refuses to let him eat when he's supposed to be working. Then he graduates to opening cans with office equipment, including a paper cutter and a vice (which worked, kind of, shame about the open window).
40	-->'''Fantasio:''' You won the bet, Gaston, you managed to open your can of frankfurters. Alas, that big black dog in the street down there got to eat them.
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43	[[folder:Comic Strips]]
44	* ''ComicStrip/BloomCounty'': In Steve Dallas' fallout shelter. Also in relation to the survival rations, Opus packed for Cutter John's fateful wheelchair-balloon voyage. Cans of food, but no can opener.
45	* ''ComicStrip/DennisTheMenaceUK'': Dennis tells Gnasher a parody of ''Jack and the Beanstalk'', where Dennis (in the role of Jack) gets a tin of beans, but can't open it because tin openers have yet to be invented. In the end, he [[spoiler:uses his third wish [[FantasyKitchenSink from a genie]] to get an electric can opener, thus his family is able to dine on beans]].
46	* ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'': In a fallout shelter, there's a fully-stocked post-nuke bomb shelter where a woman is berating her companion for forgetting the most critical item.
47	-->"How many times did I say it, Harold? How many times? 'Make sure that bomb shelter's got a can opener - ain't much good [[NoCanOpener without a can opener]],' I said."
48	* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'': On a camping trip. Variant during a blackout. They have plenty of canned goods and a can opener, but the can opener is electric.
49	* ''ComicStrip/LibertyMeadows'': While the characters take refuge from a forest fire.
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52	[[folder:Film -- Live-Action]]
53	* ''Film/DawnOfTheDead1978'': In the original film, the characters discover a massive stockpile of spam.
54	-->'''Roger''': Did you bring a can opener?\
55	'''Francine''': No, I guess I didn't.\
56	'''Roger''': Then don't knock it. It's got its own key.
57	* ''Film/TheNavigator'': Rollo and his girlfriend are alone on a passenger liner that's gone adrift in the open ocean. Buster finds a can of milk, but he has no can opener, so he tries increasingly ridiculous tools, like an industrial drill, a cleaver, and a huge meat axe. Finally, he jury-rigs a can opener.
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60	[[folder:Jokes]]
61	* A guy enters a bar and orders a beer and is served a beer can. He tries to open it [[InvertedTrope with a can opener until the barman interrupts him and asks if he knows the purpose of the ring at the can's top.]] The customer says it's for those who forget to bring their openers.
62	* A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded together on a desert island. Their search for food turns up nothing more than one can of soup, and they have no can opener. The physicist proposes smashing the can with a rock. The chemist avers that building a fire and heating the can would be a better first course of action. Finally, the economist suggests his own proposal. "Assume that we have a can opener," he begins.
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65	[[folder:Literature]]
66	* ''Literature/AdrianMole'': Happens in one of the early books when Adrian goes on a camping trip, causing him to note "Thank God cheese doesn't leak, break, soak up water or come in a tin". Perhaps because of this incident, when he ran away from home in the second book, he made sure to take a can opener with him.
67	* ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'': Marco forgets a can opener after he and his family are forced to flee and hide in the Hork-Bajir valley. Fortunately, there are more than enough blades on the Hork-Bajir themselves to make it not a problem at all.
68	* ''Literature/HaveSpaceSuitWillTravel'': Creator/RobertAHeinlein mentions [[Literature/TheLastContinent this story]] but otherwise has no relation to this trope.
69	* ''Literature/IHaveNoMouthAndIMustScream'':
70	** A rare effective [[PlayedForDrama dramatic]] example, as the canned goods in question are the goal of the tortuous SnipeHunt the cast is sent on by the evil AI, and thus it makes sense that they could not be opened by brute force.
71	** The BBC radio Adaption actually uses the "open by other means" as a minor plot point that was absent from the book: [[spoiler: Ted first says he's going to use the stalactite to stab the cans open, but realizes that even if they get the food, it'll have no real effect; they'll still be at the mercy of AM, so he quickly performs a MercyKill on Benny, leading to the finale.]]
72	* ''Literature/TheLastContinent'': On XXXX they've invented tinned beer, but not pull tabs, and as Rincewind doesn't have a can opener he's forced to open his beer with a pointy rock, [[SodaCanShakeup getting badly sprayed in his first few attempts]].
73	* ''Literature/ThreeMenInABoat'': On a boat trip. Played very much for laughs, with what seems to be the world's most indestructible tin of pineapple. The protagonists use every implement they can lay their hands on, including, finally, the boat's mast.
74	-->We beat it out flat; we beat it back square; we battered it into every form known to geometry--but we could not make a hole in it. Then George went at it and knocked it into a shape, so strange, so weird, so unearthly in its wild hideousness, that he got frightened and threw away the mast. Then we all three sat round it on the grass and looked at it. There was one great dent across the top that had the appearance of a mocking grin, and it drove us furious, so that Harris rushed at the thing, and caught it up, and flung it far into the middle of the river, and as it sank we hurled our curses at it, and we got into the boat and rowed away from the spot, and never paused till we reached Maidenhead.
75	* There is a short story about a family of tortoises who go on a picnic, pack a number of canned things, and forget to pack the can-opener. Being tortoises, going back for the can opener would take a very very long time.
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78	[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
79	* ''Series/TheBionicWoman'': {{Averted}}. Maxmillion, the bionic dog, doesn't need an opener to feed himself. All he has to do is bite the can open with his bionic jaw and Jaime Sommers can open cans with her bionic fingernails.
80	* ''Series/{{Bottom}}'': Richie and Eddie are forced to camp in a nasty London park for a week. Much to Richie's relief, Eddie remembered to bring his can opener. However, Richie ''[[InvertedTrope forgot all the cans]]''.
81	* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': The Bundys get lost during a road trip and find a bar where the drinks are so cheap Al wonders how the owners make money until he learns how much the bottle opener rent is. The Darcys eventually find them and it seems they'll fall for the same con but [[CrazyPrepared Jefferson]] brought his own bottle opener.
82	* ''Series/TheNationalDisasterSurvivalTest'': It's a TV movie aired on NBC on May 1, 1977. Toward the end of the show, they showed a sample disaster survival kit which included, among other things, a supply of canned food that does not require cooking. They then asked what items were missing. After maybe 20 seconds of "think music", a can opener was shown as one of the answers.
83	* ''Series/ToTheManorBorn'': Audrey and Marjorie are on a picnic. Audrey is a bit miffed that sardine tins don't have keys anymore, and then they discover they forgot the can opener.
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86	[[folder:Video Games]]
87	* ''VideoGame/TheLongDark'': There are canned food and can openers. You can use any tool to open a can, at the cost of [[BreakableWeapons durability]]. Opening a can without a tool is also possible, but some of the food inside spills out and gets ruined, denying you [[WizardNeedsFoodBadly precious, precious calories]].
88	* ''VideoGame/{{Nethack}}'': The game has edible "tins" and with a tinning kit you can even make your own canned food [[{{Squick}} from monster corpses]]. Opening them can be tricky. If you're wielding a tin opener, dagger, or axe, or if the tin is "blessed," it pops right open. If not, you spend a lot of turns--during which monsters may sneak up on you, or you might pass out from hunger--desperately trying to squeeze it open, and if you're insufficiently strong/dexterous, the can will probably remain sealed.
89	* ''VideoGame/PaperMarioTheOrigamiKing'': Once the Canned Food Par-tay Trio are all in one place and ready to enjoy some fine canned delicacies, it turns out that the Bone Goomba forgot to bring along a can opener. He resolves the issue by just biting the cans open.
90	* ''VideoGame/ProjectZomboid'': Canned food can only be opened with a can opener and it cannot be opened with anything else. Therefore, it is entirely possible to end up with a stockpile of canned food that can't be eaten.
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93	[[folder:Webcomics]]
94	* ''Webcomic/{{Buni}}'' [[http://www.bunicomic.com/comic/buni-50/ plays it straight.]]
95	* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': When we first meet the Wayward Vagabond, he has discovered a wide range of canned foods, but no can-opener. He attempts to open the cans with his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002572 teeth]], his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002573 claws]] and his [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002583 trusty knife]], all of which are completely useless. So [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext he declares himself]] [[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=002585 Mayor of Can Town]] instead.
96	* ''Webcomic/NineToNine'': Phil tries [[https://www.tigerknight.com/cc/2002-08-25 dropping the can from the 4th floor window]]. It doesn't work.
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99	[[folder:Web Animation]]
100	* ''{{WebAnimation/Brewstew}}'': In "Breakups", a few weeks after Tyler breaks up with his girlfriend, he only has a can of tuna... and no can opener. Because she took it.
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103	[[folder:Western Animation]]
104	* ''WesternAnimation/TheAntAndTheAardvark'': This is the plot of DFE's short "Odd Ant Out". The blue and green aardvarks fight over a can of chocolate-covered ants, but neither of them has a can opener. In a delicious irony, they don't even need one as the can has a pull-off ring cap.
105	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}'': Happened in an {{Urban Legend\|s}}. Urban Legend 1950s Jake built a survival bunker, in which 1950s Daria accidentally gets trapped. She doesn't worry too much until she realizes that the cans in the bunker are worthless since she doesn't have a can opener.
106	* ''WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends'': In [[Recap/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriendsS3E3CampKeepAGoodMacDown "Camp Keep a Good Mac Down"]], the gang is lost in the woods during a camping trip. Coco hatches a ton of eggs, all carrying cans of food and dinner supplies. But she doesn't lay a can opener.
107	* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'': {{Subverted}} in [[Recap/FuturamaS2E14MothersDay "Mother's Day"]]. After all electrical appliances rebel, Fry boasts that he can still open cans with his pocket knife. It's only when he can't that he starts to despair. Dr. Zoidberg then uses his claws to open the can.
108	--> '''Zoidberg:''' Hooray, I'm useful! I'm having a wonderful time!
109	* ''WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes''
110	** "WesternAnimation/CannedFeud": Sylvester is left in the house while his owners are away. There is plenty of canned tuna, but only one can opener, and the mouse has it. Hijinks ensue. Sylvester eventually gets the can opener but finds out the cupboard door is locked and [[HereWeGoAgain the mouse has the key]].
111	** "WesternAnimation/MobyDuck": WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck and WesternAnimation/SpeedyGonzales get stuck on an island. Daffy finds a crate full of food and wants to keep it all to himself but the food is canned and Speedy is the only one with a can opener. Speedy eventually gives the opener in spite of [[UngratefulBastard Daffy's]] refusal to share the food and Daffy learns, to his dismay, that a high tide makes it necessary to swim towards the food. Ducks can swim but the water is shark-infested.
112	* ''WesternAnimation/PopeyeTheSailor'': Popeye rarely needs a can opener to open his can of spinach. Usually, he squeezes it open or applies another method --e.g.: a submarine propeller in [[Recap/Popeye1943SpinachFerBritain "Spinach fer Britain"]].
113	* ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'': In [[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E17 "The Camping Episode"]], Squidward attempts to eat a can of Swedish barnacle balls while camping but leaves his can opener in his house, and [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick refuse to let him break the camping spirit by going inside to retrieve it. Squidward is then left with no choice but to eat the marshmallows [=SpongeBob=] and Patrick brought with them.
114	* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'': The ending of the episode [[Recap/SouthParkS1E8StarvinMarvin "Starvin' Marvin"]] has Kenny's family saying grace over their Thanksgiving dinner, a can of green beans Kenny got for them in the "Canned Food Grab". After that, they realize that they don't have a can opener.
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