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3->''"In 2006, I want to do my best to be a force for positive change in the U.S. and on the Earth. If that proves to be too difficult, I want to rearrange my sock drawer. But I think New Year's resolutions are private. They're promises you break to yourself."''
4-->-- '''Creator/TomKenny''', ''Magazine/NickelodeonMagazine'' December 2005 issue
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6A popular tradition for people to make at [[NewYearHasCome the start of a new year]]. A new year means a new start, and a new me -- so time to drop habit X! Losing weight and quitting smoking are the two best-known examples of this, but it can relate to other vices too.
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8Almost always ends with FailureIsTheOnlyOption, in part because characters often set lofty goals for themselves that require more motivation and more complicated methods beyond "Hey, it's a new year, better make a resolution". Will sometimes be referenced several episodes later.
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10Occasionally a character will have fun with this by making resolutions for other people. Naturally, yours truly is a perfect paragon that cannot be improved.
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12Compare CompressedVice and CompressedAbstinence.
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14!!Examples:
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17* Starting in December of 2017, a series of [=AllState=] commercials feating the guy who is the AnthropomorphicPersonification of all the mayhem that could befall upon you and your property (mostly cars) made a New Year's resolution to end mayhem. For the most part, despite missing the Mayhem, he did a good job of keeping his resolution, from being a lightning rod to the tennis ball you use to park just close enough in your garage. [[spoiler:Then by January 2018, he learns that the viewers were unable to keep their resolutions for more than 2 weeks, so he goes back to causing Mayhem.]]
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21* In the ''VideoGame/{{Touhou}}'' manga spinoff ''[[Manga/TouhouBougetsushou Inaba of the Moon and Inaba of the Earth]]'', one series of strips has the residents of Eientei discussing their New Year's resolutions. [[ButtMonkey Reisen]] resolves to be more assertive, including being able to say "no" and telling it like it is. [[TheMedic Eirin]] resolves to take it easy more often, which instantly destroys Reisen's resolution (earlier she had a nightmare where Eiren turned into a lazy slob, but she can't work up the nerve to tell Eiren that that's why the resolution bothers her so much). [[{{NEET}} Princess Kaguya]] resolves to exercise more, but gives up after performing a single stretch. [[ThePrankster Tewi]] resolves to be nicer to Reisen...but then instantly admits that she's just kidding, to the amusement of everyone except Reisen.
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25* A few ''ComicBook/DisneyDucksComicUniverse'' stories have this theme:
26** In one, Daisy Duck suggested he promise he'd no longer get angry. When he suggested she make a similar promise, the result was a mixture of HypocriticalHumor and DoubleStandard. Donald's nephews then abused the resolution until [[spoiler:Daisy reminded Donald [[LoopholeAbuse he doesn't need to be angry to hit nephews as punishment]]. Having overheard that conversation, the nephews wrote a resolution to be good boys so he'd no longer have a reason to hit them. It didn't work]].
27** In another one, Huey, Dewey, and Louie promised they'd always make it on time to school and that they'd do the dishes for a whole month as punishment if they broke the promise. Donald promised he'd no longer lose his temper. Growing tired of washing dishes, Donald tricked the nephews into being late for school. Wanting to get out of that, they tricked Donald into agreeing they'd have their meals on paper plates. Then they spent the rest of the story trying to enrage him. [[spoiler:It was GoneHorriblyRight]].
28** In yet another one, Donald and the nephews agreed he'd do the dishes if he breaks his resolution before they break theirs and they'll do the dishes if they break their resolution before he breaks his. In order to avoid trickery, they kept their resolution secret and wrote them inside envelopes. Donald promised to only prepare desserts until they have any and the nephews promised not to have desserts. A few days later, Donald decided to figure out their promise and found a way to open the envelope without leaving signs. He then changed his resolution. The next day, one of the nephews asked Donald to pose for a photograph and he agreed. Later on, he tricked them into having dessert so he could punish them. While wondering how he knew what their resolution was, they asked him what ''his'' was. He then revealed he promised not to wear a hat inside the house. They then pointed out he was breaking his resolution but he claimed they broke theirs first. None of them remembered Donald wearing his hat inside the house before they broke their resolution [[spoiler:until the nephew who took the photograph produced it as evidence Donald was the first resolution breaker among them. That nephew then confided to the others he had seen Donald's papers at the table and, using a Literature/SherlockHolmes trick, had figured out Donald's new resolution and took the photo for that purpose]].
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32* Calvin from ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'' often made his New Year's Resolution not to change at all, but to force everyone else to change.
33-->'''Calvin:''' I've ''also'' resolved not to put up with sarcastic tigers.\
34'''Hobbes:''' If I see any, I'll be sure to let them know.
35* Lucy from ''ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}}'' also did that at least once. She handed out sheets of paper.
36** From the January 1, 1960 strip:
37--->'''Schroeder:''' Why do we have to make our resolutions right on January first? What's wrong with May sixteenth or September twenty-third? Why January first?\
38'''Lucy:''' It's ''neater''!
39* In ''ComicStrip/ForBetterOrForWorse'', the Pattersons discuss what resolutions they are making, but while most are setting up lofty ones, Michael resolves to do things like watch more TV and hang out more with his friends. When his mother confronts him that those resolutions are worthless, Michael responds smugly, "I know, but at least ''mine'' are going to be kept."
40* In one ''ComicStrip/FoxTrot'' strip, BrattyTeenageDaughter Paige tells her parents that her resolution is to not let AnnoyingYoungerSibling Jason bother her anymore. Then Jason tells them that his resolution is to mess with Paige even more. Father Roger comments "This is going to be a real battle of wills" while mother Andy breaks out the medicine and says "More like 'pills'."
41** In an earlier strip, Paige resolved to be more assertive and less wishy-washy ("Full steam ahead!") She then asks her mother if the resolution is stupid and says she can change it, prompting Andy to respond "Let's back up those steam engines a bit..."
42* ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/1993/01/01 decided not to sleep]] more than [[ExactWords eight hours a day]]. Upon calculation, he told Jon to wake him up on May 3rd.
43** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/1993/12/28 Garfield promised not to do this prank anymore but he's not sure he'll keep the promise]].
44** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2013/01/01 Jon promised to brush his teeth everyday.]] Even if he's not going anywhere.
45** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2014/01/05 Jon and Garfield resolved not to eat donuts anymore. After each one hallucinated a donut asking him to eat it, they decided to break the resolution.]]
46** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2011/12/27 Jon's resolution]]: No more thumb-sucking! Except during scary movies.
47--->'''Garfield:''' That goes without saying.
48** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2011/12/28 Garfield resolves]] "to stop eating junk food, and to exercise every day, and to curb my incessant lying".
49** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2011/12/29 A spider promises to think before he speaks...]] and then blows it up by calling Garfield "fatso".
50** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2011/12/30 Garfield makes the same resolution he makes every year.]] "Not to mess with perfection".
51** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2012/01/22 Three weeks after giving up donuts for her New Year's resolution]], Liz hallucinates that Jon's face looks like a donut.
52--->'''Liz:''' [[YouCanSeeThatRight Okay, did you see that?]]\
53'''Garfield:''' He usually has sprinkles.
54** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/2017/12/29 Garfield doesn't have any resolutions this time because]] "you can't improve on perfection". He then "thack"s his face on a wall.
55** [[https://gocomics.com/garfield/1998/01/01 Jon resolves to be less geeky and more sophisticated...]] and then botches it by blowing chocolate milk bubbles in his Binky the Clown mug.
56** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2022/01/01 Jon asks if Liz has any New Year resolutions]]. She says she thought about losing weight and asks what '''he''' thinks.
57--->'''Jon:''' I hate these questions.\
58'''Garfield:''' Yeah, but I '''love''' your answers.
59** [[https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2024/01/01 At the beginning of 2024]], Garfield says he decided to exercise more and to ''lie'' more.
60* In ''ComicStrip/{{Retail}}'':
61** They once had a week of 'New Year's Resolutions', not so much made to improve the employees as it was forced on them by the corporate environment. Example: Heather's resolution to 'lose weight' is because she can't afford as much food because her hours got cut.
62** Val's makeover to a more flattering hairstyle came about because of a New Year's resolution.
63** Marla resolves one year to not make any resolutions.
64--->'''Val:''' Hm, a resolution that's broken the moment it's made. Interesting.\
65'''Marla:''' That way I can deal with the guilt right away and get on with my life.
66** And then one year Val's resolution...is to get milk and bread.
67--->'''Val:''' I like my odds this year.
68** One year, Marla resolves to finally start her own business and quit Grumbel's. Unfortunately, she gets pregnant and has to delay her dream, and other real-life circumstances (the economy, being promoted to store manager, the need for a stable income for her daughter's sake) ensure she never gets the chance to do so. [[spoiler:Even when Grumbel's closes, she's so sick of retail that she takes an office job instead.]]
69* ''ComicStrip/SallyForthHoward'':
70** The strips for the first week of January 2020 have various ideas for New Year's resolutions, none of which the Forths come close to keeping. In the SundayStrip, Sally asks Ted if he's come up with anything, and he responds with an inspirational speech about approaching life with a new attitude which she notes doesn't actually commit him to ''doing'' anything.
71** The strip for December 31st, 2023 has Ted declare his resolution is "no worries". Sally points out that this is unrealistic; of course things are going to happen that are worrying and you can't control that, you can only deal with it. He then suggests that they could both learn to play pickleball, and she tells him to go back to the "no worries" one.
72* In the ''Oor Wullie'' strip for the same Sunday 2020, Wullie's family offer suggestions for his resolution (mostly involving chores), but he says "No" to all of them. He then takes up a challenge that his resolution should be to stop saying "No", and finds himself doing the chores anyway. He gets his own back when his dad (who is eating the good shortbread when he's supposed to be fixing a shelf) asks if Ma's still at the shops, and he doesn't say "No".
73* ''ComicStrip/{{Zits}}'' offers a variant in 2021 when they present New ''School'' Year's Resolutions in August, resolutions such as 'don't let fungus grow in your locker', 'cut back to five A.P. classes during track season', 'use your free periods wisely' (which Jeremy amended to 'after this one' because he and Pierce were screwing around), 'ignore your phone during class', and 'don't judge your friends' study habits'.
74* The ''ComicStrip/AndyCapp'' strip for December 31st, 2023 has Andy say he has one New Year's resolution, and Jack the barman asks if it's to pay his tab, stop brawling, or even stop drinking altogether.
75-->'''Andy''': I resolve to stop making resolutions that I'll ''never'' keep.
76* In the last week of December 2023, ''ComicStrip/OverTheHedge'' ran a series of "New Year Absolution" strips in which R.J. absolved the other characters for breaking their 2023 resolutions.
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80* "New Year, New Disasters", an episode of ''Fanfic/CalvinAndHobbesTheSeries'', has the protagonists giving their resolutions: Calvin's is to upgrade his inventions, Hobbes' is to break the current tuna-eating record, Socrates' is to prank four million people, Sherman's is to invent something useful, and finally Andy's is to [[BreadEggsMilkSquick pay Calvin's bond should he land in jail.]]
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84* ''Literature/BridgetJones' Diary''
85-->'''Bridget:''' New Year's resolution: drink less... and quit smoking... and quit talking total nonsense to strangers... actually, quit talking, full stop.
86* ''Film/{{Alfie}}''
87-->'''Alfie:''' In a flash, I have my New Year's resolution: Aim higher.
88* ''Film/HeavenlyCreatures''
89-->'''Pauline Parker:''' My New Year's resolution is a far more selfish one than last year. It is to make my motto, eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow, you may be dead.
90* ''Film/AfterTheThinMan''
91-->'''Nick Charles:''' Have you made any New Year's resolutions?\
92'''Nora Charles:''' Not yet. Any complaints or suggestions? [snip]\
93'''Nick:''' Well, you don't scold, you don't nag, and you look far too pretty in the mornings.\
94'''Nora:''' All right, I'll remember: Must scold, must nag, mustn't be too pretty in the mornings.
95* ''Film/NewYearsEve'': Ingrid Withers makes a list of things she wants to do before midnight, starting with quitting her job. She hires someone to help her fulfill it, with such diverse items on it as "go to Bali", "travel around the world" and "be amazed".
96-->'''Paul:''' This is impossible. Actually, physically impossible.\
97'''Ingrid:''' Use your imagination.
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101* In one of the [[Literature/TheBabySittersClub Babysitters Little Sister]] books, Karen spends the month of January cracking down on all the members of her family who haven't been keeping up with their New Year's Resolutions, but they retaliate by pulling out Karen's own list of resolutions, which has been heavily altered to give herself loopholes.
102* Samuel Pepys wrote in [[Literature/TheDiaryOfSamuelPepys his diary]] on New Year's Eve, 1661: "I have newly taken a solemn oath about abstaining from plays and wine". He broke the second part by February 17.
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106* ''Series/BarneyMiller'': In "[[Recap/BarneyMillerS2E15 Happy New Year]]", Yemana, tired of the others continually complaining about his BadToTheLastDrop coffee, resolves to not make any coffee for the squad room in 1976.
107* ''Series/{{Frasier}}'' episode "The Fight Before Christmas"
108-->'''Gil Chesterson:''' My wife and I made a New Year's resolution: Deb and I have joined a gym to slim down and buff up.
109* ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'' episode "Hilary Gets a Life"
110-->'''Hilary Banks:''' I'm making a New Year's resolution to find a job... right after Easter.
111* ''Series/{{Friends}}'': "The One With All the Resolutions" sees each of the gang make a resolution. Rachel's is not to gossip as much (she fails), Monica's is to take more photographs of the gang, Phoebe's is to pilot a commercial jet (she gives up after one visit to the airport having decided she doesn't want to fly in the rain), the rest of the gang decide Chandler's is to not make fun of them as much (he lasts roughly three days), Joey's is to learn to play the guitar and Ross' is to do one thing each day to make himself happy such as asking a woman out and buying some leather pants he's always admired.
112* ''Series/TheXFiles'', "How the Ghosts Stole Christmas": Agent Mulder tries to talk Agent Scully into chasing ghosts on Christmas Eve. She doesn't want to go. When Mulder enters the HauntedHouse, she says aloud to herself that she's not going to do it as it's her resolution. However, somebody (Mulder or the ghosts) took her car keys so she ended up with Mulder as usual.
113-->'''Scully:''' I'm not going to do it. My New Year's resolution.
114* ''Series/TVColosso'': Priscilla, a producer working at the eponymous network, wasn't sure of what to promise and it worried her for a whole episode. At the end, the network's fortuneteller predicted nobody would fulfill their resolutions so she decided not to make any.
115* ''Series/ElChavoDelOcho'': One episode had the vencidad's residents having a New Year's party at Don Ramón's place. Doña Florinda promised she'd no longer hit him unless she had reasons like Don Ramón hitting Quico or denying doing so. She also promised she'd no longer act as if she's [[RichBitch superior]] to any of her neighbors, albeit the wording of her promise suggests it's unlikely she's able to fulfill it. Quico promised to always allow El Chavo to borrow his toys. Chavo doubted Quico would keep that resolution. Quico explained that his resolution was based on Chavo usually kicking his toys so Chavo promised he'd no longer do it. Quico then allowed Chavo to borrow [[ExactWords a ball]]. Don Ramón promised to pay all his debts. Doña Florinda then said it was only about resolutions that could be fulfilled. [[HypocriticalHumor Like she's one to talk]].
116* One episode of ''Series/NCISLosAngeles'' opened with the team discussing their New Year's Resolutions, and ended with them calling each other out on the fact that they all broke them.
117* ''Series/KamenRiderDenO'' had an episode where the heroes are preparing for New Year's, complete with resolutions. [[BenevolentGenie Kintaros]] asks [[TheHero Ryotaro]] what his resolution is, and Ryotaro says that he wants to continue fighting alongside his friends. When the bad guys attack later in the episode, Kintaros reveals that he counted Ryotaro's resolution as a wish, which granted him physical form, allowing him to become Den-O without Ryotaro's help so he can pull a YouShallNotPass moment for the others.
118* ''Series/TheAdventuresOfPeteAndPete'': In "New Year's Pete", Little Pete resolves to buy a jetpack and use it to become a superhero. He spends all year earning the money but gets a leaf blower in the mail. The people around him make more mundane resolutions that they don't keep.
119* On ''Series/TheRedGreenShow'', Harold comments that Red typically breaks all his New Year's resolutions before his hangover has worn off.
120* ''Series/MySoCalledLife'': The episode (called, appropriately enough) "Resolutions" opens on New Year's Eve with most of the characters watching the Times Square celebration on TV and making New Year's resolutions (Angela resolves to not be so introspective and to stop doing Jordan Catalano's homework, Rickie resolves to find somewhere where he really belongs, Sharon resolves to only have sex with someone she's in love with, Graham resolves to not let Hallie Lowenthal talk him into opening a restaurant together, Danielle resolves to convince her parents to let her wear makeup, and Jordan forgets it's even New Year's Eve). The rest of the episode shows how the characters try (and, for the most part, fail) to live up to those resolutions.
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124* Music/FiveIronFrenzy's "New Year's Eve".
125-->It's New Year's Eve and I'm full of empty promises\
126I half pretend to keep this time\
127just like last year.
128* Split Enz' "Message to My Girl:
129-->It's no New Year's resolution, it's more than that.
130* [[Music/{{Eagles}} Joe Walsh]]'s "New Year's Eve".
131-->Everybody parties on a New Year's Eve\
132Waitin' for the countdown\
133Make a lot of promises they never keep\
134Party with the lights on.
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138* Magazine/{{MAD}} magazine had a BlackComedy article "Harry Grepser's New Year's Resolutions 1962-1972", that shows the downward spiral Harry's life is in, as his resolutions get more and more modest, and he still fails to keep them. For instance, in 1962, he resolves to finish 20 good books a year. In 1965, 10 books a year. In 1969, 5 books. In 1972, he resolves to finish ''Airport''.
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142* In ''VideoGame/TheSims4'', on New Year's Day, one thing Sims will want to do is make a resolution. The player can choose a resolution for them, which includes being promoted at work, leveling up a skill, and more. If they accomplish the resolution, they'll feel happy, but not finishing it within a week disappoints them.
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146* The practice of making New Year's Resolutions for ''other'' people is discussed in [[http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=227 this]] ''Webcomic/DinosaurComics'' strip.
147* The cast of ''Webcomic/SequentialArt'' [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=225 tend to amend their lists quickly]] (see the next two comics).
148* ''Webcomic/CoyoteVille'': In [[https://web.archive.org/web/20150907174637/http://www.fatpandakc.com/coyoteville/?p=7 the December 30, 1997 strip]], Mulder's new year resolution is to prove that "hoomans" exist, Sean's is "the usual" (which he describes as "try to be cool, not bite my claws"), and Ed's is to make a bunch of new friends. The last panel ironically has the latter saying that he keeps breaking his resolutions earlier each year.
149* ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' presents... hmm... [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1905/ maybe next year]].
150* ''Webcomic/TheOptimist'' resolves to do or not do things every 365 days or so [[http://the-opt.com/?p=1229 here]] and [[http://the-opt.com/?p=107 here]].
151* ''Super Combo Deluxe'' has [[https://supercombodeluxe.com/new-years-resolution/ characters at a New Year's Eve party]] discussing their New Year's resolutions... that is, the ''[[VisualPun graphical]]'' [[VisualPun resolutions]] they appear in. One made the mistake of going 8k, and can now [[TastesLikePurple smell colors]].
152* ''Webcomic/TwistedTropes'': [[Film/ReturnOfTheJedi Boba Fett]]'s new year resolution is getting out of the Sarlacc. Early in the year. Definitely by late summer.
153* ''WebComic/WhatsUpBeanie'': While making her 2021 resolutions, Beanie finds the resolutions she made the past two years. The 2020 ones go right in to the trash ([[UsefulNotes/Covid19Pandemic for rather obvious reasons]]) and she realizes she did fulfill one of her 2019 resolutions: start a comic.
154-->"Heh! Would you look at that?" [ticks it off the list.]
155* One strip of ''Webcomic/RosiannaRabbit'' has Rosianna pledge to eat healthier, but her failure to curb her BigEater tendencies over the following year results in her becoming even more obese by December.
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159* ''WebVideo/EconomyWatch'': David writes one in the Season 3 premiere, before realizing that he'll realistically never follow through with it.
160-->'''David:''' Now, let's see what I've got here. Finally discuss July 22, stop talking about stupid cryptocurrencies, make friends, actually be a good person; okay, I'm not doing any of that this year.
161* In one of WebVideo/ThomasSanders' Website/{{Vine}}s, he shows that he did keep his resolution -- simply, to write one out. His friend notes that this was an improvement from the previous year.
162* WebVideo/TVTrash parodies this concept in "Happy New Year, Charlie Brown": Chris "Rowdy" Moore pledges to watch less bad TV, only to have his resolution broken within seconds, by being told that they would run out of material, and the show would end.
163* Creator/WongFuProductions thoroughly mocks this trope in ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_sZQP36bt4&list=PL1C4C7710FB8D90C2&index=69&feature=plpp_video Two Weeks Later: Resolution Fails]] and how each person fails at their resolution.
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167* ''WesternAnimation/WishKid'': After surviving a disaster, Darryl tells Nick he decided to make his New Year's Resolution earlier (they were months away from the New Year): never getting involved in Nick's wish again.
168* ''[[WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries The New Batman Adventures]]'' episode "Holiday Knights"
169-->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' I'm [[DoNotAdjustYourSet interrupting]] the Toilet Bowl to bring you my very special New Year's resolution: Ahem, starting tonight at midnight, I, your loving uncle Joker, do solemnly vow not to kill anyone for a whole year. Which means I'm going to have to work extra fast to bump off a few more of you today.
170* ''WesternAnimation/HappyNewYearCharlieBrown''
171-->'''Peppermint Patty:''' Have you made any New Year's resolutions, Chuck?\
172'''Charlie Brown:''' Yes. You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
173* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'': Dr. Doofenshmirtz once tried to take over the Tri-State Area by making everyone's New Year's Resolution to obey him. [[spoiler:You can easily guess how that plan got foiled.]]
174* This is the series premise for ''WesternAnimation/HaileysOnIt'', which begins on New Year’s Eve with Hailey being visited by a time-traveler who informs her that by completing everything on her to-do list within the next year, she sets in motion a series of events that solves climate change, meaning that the fate of the world actually rests on her keeping her New Years’ resolution.
175* The 1961 ''WesternAnimation/HeckleAndJeckle'' cartoon "Sappy New Year" has the two birds swearing off practical jokes as their New Year's resolution. But when their attempts to do good deeds are misconstrued as mischief, Heckle starts to revert back.
176* The ''WesternAnimation/SonicBoom'' episode, "[[Recap/SonicBoomS1E38NewYearsRetribution New Year's Retribution]]" involves Dr. Eggman trying to resolve his New Year's Resolution from the previous year (to beat Sonic at something) before the year ends. To do so, he invents a slow-motion machine to slow down time so he will have plenty of time to beat Sonic at something before the year ends.
177* In a few ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'' sketches, the New Year Baby appears and literally ''kills'' everyone who fails to uphold their resolution. [[spoiler:He lets Daniel slide for breaking his resolution not to masturbate because he tried choking Daniel, only for him to say that was turning him on more.]]
178-->''Baby New Year, Resolution Enforcer!''
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182* The most common resolution of this kind is to lose weight. This ends up resulting in gyms being suddenly packed in January, much to the annoyance of gym regulars, now irate that someone is using "their" elliptical. However, most of the people who make such resolutions are gone by the end of February, which makes them something of a running joke among fitness enthusiasts and athletes.
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