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16->''"Why would alien beings travel light years through space in order to play doctor on cattle?"''
17-->-- '''Agent Dana [[AgentScully Scully]]''', ''Series/TheXFiles'', "[[Recap/TheXFilesS01E11Eve Eve]]"
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19When [[FlyingSaucer UFOs]] fly over a farm, it always seems that the first thing they do is to beam up the farmer's cows with their TractorBeam. Abduction accounts being what they are, you'd think aliens would be more interested in scientists or political leaders than farmers, but [[{{Pun}} where else would you test a]] ''[[{{Pun}} tractor]]'' [[{{Pun}} beam?]]
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21This is actually a great example of a DeadUnicornTrope. Like AnalProbing, "Cattle Abductions" were never really suspected alien encounters in the first place; but they've become popular as a sort of satirical combination of cattle-mutilation stories (compare the similar {{urban legend|s}} of ''el {{chupacabra}}s'') and AlienAbduction stories. It's also a useful trope for designating aliens that are up to no good, but in a comedic or nonthreatening way (the sight gag of a mooing cow being tractor-beamed up into a flying saucer). Sometimes it's even played as a kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder: they just can't resist beaming the creature up.
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23SubTrope of SkyHeist.
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25JustForFun/NotToBeConfusedWith AliensStealCable -- although if they've been watching too many [[TheWestern Westerns]], that may be [[TheRustler where they got the idea]].
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28!!Examples:
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32* In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSPDy3UEcw4 one commercial]], the Advertising/ChickFilACows sent a fake broadcast saying that aliens had landed at their pasture and would destroy the world unless people ate "[[XtremeKoolLetterz mor chikin. A lot mor chikin.]]"
33* The television commercial for Fandangles Toffee [[http://vimeo.com/106136199 Whoopee]] [[http://youtu.be/Snl61MzlotM Cookie]] ice-cream features LittleGreenMen flying around in cookies and using strands of sticky caramel to abduct cows.
34* In one series of Advertising/GotMilk commercials, aliens were trying to find a "wonder tonic"/"miracle elixir" to support bone growth and promote healthy hair (and better sleep), and sent two scientists to Earth to contact the "Supreme One". The scientists in question chanced upon a dairy farm (they misread it as "Dah-Eery"), and tried to convince the cow they found in the barn to give them the substance they wanted (i.e., milk). Ultimately, they brought the cow back to their planet.
35* There's a brand of milk, Molocow, which comes in conical glass bottles. There's a silhouette of a levitating cow on the front of each bottle, and the bottles' caps are shaped like little flying saucers.
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39* ''Manga/{{Dandadan}}'': The crab-like gig worker alien was only working for the antagonistic Serpo aliens because he needed to pay for his sick son's blood transfusions. It all works out when it turns out his species' blood has the exact same composition as cow milk, so the protagonists gift him a milk cow to take back on his spaceship and [[HeelFaceTurn he becomes their loyal ally]] (although it later turns out cows can't survive on his home planet, so him and his son later come live on Earth as farmers instead).
40* In the manga prologue for the ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'' Wii game, a photo of this is seen on the back of the newspaper. Interestingly, Arakawa often [[AuthorAvatar depicts herself]] as a cow, to show her Hokkaido roots.
41* Shows up in the ending credits to the anime version of ''Manga/LevelE''.
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45* ''Martian TabletopGame/{{Fluxx}}'' features two "cow" Keepers.
46* ''TabletopGame/{{Illuminati}}'' has a card called "Cattle Mutilators", which gives a bonus to the player who is playing as the Aliens.
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50* One issue of ''Comicbook/BillyBatsonAndTheMagicOfShazam'' (which also was part of a ''[[Creator/DCComics DC Kids]]'' anthology for Free Comic Book Day) had the Space Ghoul doing this. One farmer cunningly disguises his cows with clothes and false beards, though this doesn't work for long. It turns out that the Ghoul [[MistookTheDominantLifeform thought the cows were sapient]] and wanted to ask them an important question: [[spoiler:where he could find a hamburger with cheese]]?
51* Played for laughs in ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'', where an angry farmer yells to his wife to fetch his shotgun, because "those dang aliens are after the chickens again!" As the quote indicates, it uses chickens instead of cattle, despite ''The Far Side'' being practically synonymous with cow-based humor.
52* ''ComicBook/{{Hellboy}}'': In "Buster Oakley Gets His Wish", Hellboy investigates reports of cattle mutilation and finds a cow [[PortalCut split clean in half.]] When he later gets beamed up by the alien culprits, he finds more abducted livestock [[spoiler: and a human teenager who has been turned into a human-cow hybrid.]]
53* Cleaning up after alien cattle mutilations is seemingly one of the jobs of R-Complex in ''ComicBook/ScareTacticsDCComics''. TheMenInBlack who have to do it do not enjoy the duty.
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57* The little green men in ''Film/AlienAbductionIncidentInLakeCounty'' are introduced attacking a cow.
58* The extraterrestrials in ''Film/CowboysAndAliens'' don't explicitly steal Dolarhyde's cattle, but do blow them to pieces with their aircraft guns.
59* {{Subverted|Trope}} in ''Film/EndangeredSpecies'', where it turns out that [[spoiler:aliens aren't responsible for the recent cattle mutilations; rather, they're the result of clandestine biological warfare experimentation.]]
60* Parodied in ''Film/MarsAttacks'', when the first shown encounter the Martians have with Earth involves a herd of cows. The twist is that, instead of abducting them, the aliens simply [[KillItWithFire sets the herd on fire]]. This scene was taken directly from one of the original ''Mars Attacks!'' trading cards.
61* In the ''Film/MenInBlack'' parody ''Film/MenInWhite1998'', the heroes use a cow as bait to find some aliens, because "everyone knows aliens are crazy about cows!" One of the flying saucers is even seen to have a "GOT COWS?" bumper sticker.
62* ''Film/{{Nope}}'': A FlyingSaucer has apparently been sucking up the horses on the Haywood Ranch. We later find out this is because [[spoiler:the saucer is actually ''alive'' and predatory; it's not "abducting" them at all, it's ''eating'' them... and soon enough moves on to eating humans too.]]
63* In ''Film/Predator2'', the government team sets up an ambush in a meatpacking plant, where they know the alien will be going because it needs to eat. Justified, since the Predator is undoubtedly carving beef from cattle carcasses, and almost certainly is not paying for what he takes.
64* Cattle mutilation seems to be the motivation of the aliens in ''Film/{{The Return|1980}}'', but [[spoiler:it's actually a man who (probably) mistakenly believes this is what the aliens want]].
65* ''Film/{{Sneakers}}'':
66** The [[ConspiracyTheorist conspiracy nut]] Mother claims that President UsefulNotes/DwightDEisenhower did a deal with the aliens: They got all the cattle they wanted in exchange for alien technology.
67--->'''Mother:''' But the key meeting took place July 3rd, 1958, when the Air Force brought the space visitor to the White House for an interview with President Eisenhower. And Ike said, "Hey look, give us your technology, we'll give you all the cow lips you want."
68** Becomes a BrickJoke later on, when Mother is reading the newspaper and casually says, "Cattle mutilations are up" like he's reading the stock reports.
69* Taken to the extreme in ''Film/WarGod'', where the Martian saucer who invaded a farm steals the cattle, a hundred ducks in the pond, and ''all'' the crops. In broad daylight, to the horror of the farm's unlucky owner.
70* ''Film/ZoomAcademyForSuperheroes'': Parodied. The heroes use their flying saucer-looking ship to abduct a cow as a joke.
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74* ''Fanfic/IntelligenceFactor'': Beheeyem abduct sheep-like Pokémon a lot because the resemble cute animals from their homeworld.
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78* There is an account of a UFO "cattle abduction" in 1897 which may be the TropeMaker. A man named Alexander Hamilton (not [[UsefulNotes/AlexanderHamilton that one]]) reported that a "mysterious airship, crewed by six of the strangest beings I ever saw" had appeared over his ranch and carried off a cow on the end of a rope. Today, this story is regarded as a hoax, but it is nonetheless one of the few non-parody examples of this trope, and definitely the oldest.
79* Not aliens and [=UFOs=], but old folklore used to say that TheFairFolk would come to steal livestock if not properly appeased with offerings and/or warded off with cold iron, making this trope, or at least the spirit of it, OlderThanTheyThink. Sometimes when this happened to ''horses'', the supernatural thieves would return them in the morning, but the poor critters would be too exhausted to work because the fae had been riding them all night.
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83* In "Literature/AngelDownSussex", a UFO incident is preceded by a farmer finding some of his livestock dead and strangely mutilated. Given the part of England it is, though, it's sheep instead of cattle.
84* ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'':
85** In the last ''Megamorphs'' book (set mostly in an alternate timeline) Ax attempts to communicate with cows before humans, having [[MistookTheDominantLifeform falsely assumed them to be the dominant species]]. Since Andalites are four-legged grazers themselves (resembling centaurs) it's implied that he was just biased by their vaguely similar shape. It's also mentioned that there happened to be a lot of them around, and that's also why he figured they were in charge.
86** In ''The Andalite Chronicles'' the Skrit-Na, a race of not-so-bright traders and pirates, are responsible for a lot of AlienTropes on Earth (TheGrays are their juvenile forms). Among other things Elfangor is unsure why they kill cattle on Earth sometimes.
87* ''Literature/Area51'': Part of the Area 51 disinformation campaign is taking cattle and mutilating them with lasers, which makes people think aliens did it for some unknown reason, misdirecting them down that rabbit hole.
88* The ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novel ''Literature/{{Hogfather}}'' features a throwaway reference in [[FootnoteFever a footnote]] to some confused aliens mutilating corn and forming cows into a circle. "The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head."
89* ''Literature/JoePickett'': This is one the theories put forward to explain the animal mutilations in ''Trophy Hunt''. Joe does not buy this theory for a moment.
90* In the comic neo-noir ''Literature/MrBlank'', when the protagonists infiltrate the local HQ of the Little Green Men, there's a herd of cattle on the premises, just wandering around.
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94* In ''Series/{{Grimm}}'', cattle mutilations are caused by an alien-like Wesen, who get ''very specific'' WackyCravings when pregnant.
95* Mentioned in the ''Series/{{JAG}}'' 3rd season episode "Vanished". While investigating the disappearance of an F-14 near TheBermudaTriangle, Bud asks Harm if he believes in the possibility of extraterrestrial life: Harm sarcastically writes it off by stating he doesn't believe that flying saucers comes to Earth stealing cows and hillbillies.
96* ''Series/MurdochMysteries'': "[[Recap/MurdochMysteriesS1E13TheAnnoyingRedPlanet The Annoying Red Planet]]" [[PlayingWithATrope plays with]] this trope. First, a farmer is found dead in a weird position hanging on a tree. Then mutilated cows appear with strange footprints all over the place, so Constable Crabtree concludes the Martians might be involved.
97* ''Series/{{Taken}}'': In "Acid Tests", Owen Crawford tells his son Eric that the UFO project receives reports of cattle mutilation two or three times per week.
98* ''Series/WellingtonParanormal'': The officers investigate cows being placed on top of trees in the "Cop Circles" episode under the assumption that that aliens are behind it. At the end of the episode, a FlyingSaucer makes off with cow behind them.
99* ''Series/TheXFiles'': This trope is usually subverted, parodying the concept.
100** {{Subverted|Trope}} in the episode "[[Recap/TheXFilesS01E11Eve Eve]]" (also where the page quote originates from). Mulder presents a case involving dead exsanguinated cows and a man murdered in the same way. His theory is that its the work of aliens, and he is usually right to certain degree. In this case, however, he was completely off. [[EnfantTerrible Murderous]] [[CreepyTwins creepy little]] cloned girls created in a SuperSoldier project were the villains of the episode.
101--->'''Mulder:''' Are you at all familiar with the phenomena of cattle mutilations? Since 1967, over 34 states have reported unsolved cases of cattle mutilations. Trace evidence is remarkably similar. Incision marks of surgical precision. The area around the mouth and often the sexual organs have been removed. There's a substantial degree of blood loss but not a trace of blood at the scene.\
102'''Scully:''' Mulder, why would alien beings travel light years through space in order to play doctor on cattle?
103** Episode "[[Recap/TheXFilesS05E12BadBlood Bad Blood]]" also featured Mulder's slide show of several pictures with exsanguinated cows, but this was, in Mulder's opinion, a case of [[OurVampiresAreDifferent classic vampirism]], and the aliens were not even brought up.
104** Also subverted in "[[Recap/TheXFilesS06E08TheRainKing The Rain King]]," where Mulder has an interaction with an abducted cow that crashes through the roof of his motel room. But while the cause for this ''is'' supernatural, it's not aliens.
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108* Often a topic for discussion in strange-things monthly ''Magazine/ForteanTimes''.
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112* Both ''Pinball/AttackFromMars'' and ''Pinball/RevengeFromMars'' show aliens using a TractorBeam to capture cows.
113--> "They're taking our livestock and treasured historical monuments!"
114* ''Pinball/FooFighters2023'': Alien [=UFOs=] are shown beaming up cattle with a TractorBeam several times in the game's artwork.
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118* The ''TabletopGame/OneNightUltimateWerewolf'' expansion ''One Night Ultimate Alien'' introduces the Cow as one of its roles. However, the Cow's action is [[SubvertedTrope not to be abducted by the aliens]]. It's to stick out her fist so any alien players next to her tap it and [[CowTipping tip her]].
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122* The [[http://abductionlamp.com/ Abduction Lamp]] includes a bovine abductee.
123* The description for Toys/{{Squishables}}' Plague Doctor Alien has the narrator claim they're looking for a farm so they can inspect [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial (and definitely not abduct)]] the cows.
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127* The Android game ''Abducted!'' has, as the main character, a cow whose herd has been abducted. She attempts to rescue them by jumping up to the UFO.
128* ''Videogame/AHatInTime:'' One of the relic sets depicts a FlyingSaucer abducting several cows. Hat Kid, [[HumanAliens being an alien herself]], dubs the completed set "Mockery of Off-Planet Life" and is extremely offended that this is what the planet's inhabitants think of aliens.
129-->"What the heck! Spaceships don't look like that! Where's the wood? Why is it sucking up cows? This is insulting! I'm gonna sue!"
130* ''VideoGame/Area51''. Bonus content reveals cattle mutilations are because of aliens with mental illnesses. Little green men need Prozac too.
131* ''VideoGame/ChoroQ HG 4'' has a track in a rural area. During night races on this track, it's possible to see this trope in action as a UFO beams up a cow.
132* There is an old flash game called ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Cow Abductor]]'', which involves a flying saucer sucking up cows via a TractorBeam.
133* In the mobile game ''Cow Evolution'', an adorable Martian will appear and request cows once you evolve big enough cows to unlock the global stage. He's nicer than most examples of the trope since he trades your cows for Rubies, which are basically Martian currency for the player to buy Martian Cows.
134* In the VehicleCombat game ''VideoGame/CriticalDepth'', the C.I.A. provide an alien race with fresh bovine placentas in return for their staying under wraps.
135* ''Crop Circles: Escape from Planet 3'' is about a flying saucer stealing cattle and creating CropCircles.
136* In ''VideoGame/CthulhuSavesTheWorld'', [[CatsAreMean catlike]] [[AliensAreBastards aliens]] named Ultharians steal cows from the ranch near Providence and turn them into genetically engineered super-soldiers named [[TheAhnold Bovinators]], with which they intend to TakeOverTheWorld.
137* Spoofed in ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaTriggerHappyHavoc''. ConspiracyTheorist Yasuhiro Hagakure tells his incredulous classmates that he once bought lunch from a new fast food restaurant touting 100% beef burgers. As he was leaving the building, his burger was suddenly ripped out of his hands by a UFO tractor beam, which then proceeded to dissect it in midair and take only ''some'' of the burger patty, returning the rest of the burger to him. [[SkewedPriorities He immediately stormed right back into the restaurant and accused them of false advertising]], because everyone knows aliens only steal cows, therefore the burger obviously wasn't 100% beef or else they would have taken the whole patty.
138* The player can actually do this in the original ''VideoGame/DestroyAllHumans'' Careful with the hatch there. "MOOOO" CLUNK. Hilarity. In relation to the intro text, the aliens [[MistookTheDominantLifeform mistake the cows for the dominant earth life form.]] Which kind of makes sense. They stand around all day, get fed and milked by the two legs... The Turnipseed Farm map's Abduction mission involves stealing all the area's cows. [[MissionControl Orthopox]] has a taste for hamburgers, and the Rockwell map's Rampage mission has him release them all just so you can cook them for him by shooting them with your DesintegratorRay. In the UpdatedReRelease for the [=PS4=], nabbing a cow with your {{Flying Saucer}}'s [[TractorBeam Abduct-o-Beam]] nets you the "As Is Tradition" trophy.
139* {{Inverted|Trope}} in ''VideoGame/DeusEx'', where it is suggested that cattle mutilations were done by humans to create TheGreys as a distraction for the conspiracy.
140-->''I'd like to investigate the possibility of resurrecting the bovine manipulation project (MJID-9803HU8932), with an eye towards recreating the "Gray" lifeform -- while the project was deemed a failure at the time, it ''was'' successful as a propaganda tactic in diverting attention away from actual Dreamland research. With recent advances in genetic science, the Gray lifeform could be engineered to protect [=MJ12=] facilities while also serving as a useful bit of meme indirection.''
141* ''VideoGame/DumbWaysToDie 2'''s "Area Fifty-Dumb" segment has one minigame where the player must save cows from being abducted by [=UFOs=].
142* In the ''VideoGame/EarthwormJim 2'' level "Udderly Abducted", you need to carry cows to a milking facility to open gates. You are hindered in this task by a ship that comes steal your cows as soon as you drop them on the way, which happens every time you have a cliff to scale.
143* Inverted in ''VideoGame/EnchantedPortals'', as the human player characters are abducted into a UFO by a cow, who appears to be commanding the fleet. In the background of the stage, there are framed pictures on the command console; one of a moustached alien labelled 'Dad' and one of an elderly cow labelled 'Mom'. Of course, in the third phase of the fight, [[RoboticReveal the cow turns out to have been a robot the whole time]].
144* In the ''VideoGame/Fallout3'' expansion ''Mothership Zeta'', you can collect various audio tracks of the aliens forcing abducted earthlings to speak, which most of them give their name and some info as to what time period they were taken from. One of these tapes features a cow mooing. Elsewhere on the ship, the player can find a button which beams a Brahmin (that's one of the two-headed mutated cows found around the wasteland) into a room to be immediately vaporized by an upgraded alien weapon. In one section of the ship you end up in a trash elevator with Sally (the abductee who's been serving as your guide through the ship). The elevator keeps stopping at and opening up the hatch at different floors. Most of the floors feature aliens who'll shoot at you, but one floor has a herd of Brahmin (the aforementioned 2-headed cows), causing Sally to shout [[Film/{{Twister}} "Cows, we've got cows!"]].
145* This pops up as a {{sidequest}} in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyCrystalChroniclesRingOfFates''[='=] multiplayer mode. It's also in ''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyCrystalChroniclesTheCrystalBearers Crystal Bearers]]'' with a sheep variant as well as cows.
146* Appeared as a brief sight gag in a light-hearted ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII'' side-quest. Among other things, such as Moai heads.
147* The premise of ''VideoGame/{{Flock}}'': You are an alien. You steal sheep.
148* ''VideoGame/FreshlyPickedTinglesRosyRupeeland'', which might be referring to ''Majora's Mask''. Either way, by the time Tingle arrives at Lon Lon Meadow, aliens have already abducted the cows and brought them back. The cows now all sport purple alien heads.
149* ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaMajorasMask'', where aliens steal cattle but [[OutsideGenreFoe no one knows what they are, so they call them "ghosts"]]. If you don't stop them, they abduct Romani, and when she returns she's ''[[DespairEventHorizon not]]'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O7efpJMPhQ&feature=related the same.]]
150* After playing a few gigs in the farm venue in ''VideoGame/{{Lego|AdaptationGame}} VideoGame/RockBand'', there is a cutscene where your bassist is abducted by a flying saucer. As the UFO starts flying away, it doubles back to beam up a cow, if only to reference this trope.
151* One newspaper article in ''VideoGame/LetsBuildAZoo'' is about flying saucers abducting cows from a zoo. You can make this happen yourself by unlocking the crashed UFO decoration and placing it.
152* ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid2SonsOfLiberty'' has Otacon briefly referring to this trope when interpreting (badly) a certain Chinese Proverb for Solid Snake, much to his (understandable) confusion. ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolidPeaceWalker'' also refers to this trope, this time with the implication that the CIA was responsible for the cattle mutilations.
153* The SPARROWS unit in ''[[VideoGame/MetalSlug Metal Slug 3]]'' [[AllThereInTheManual apparently]] caught on to the Mars People returning to Earth when they received numerous reports on cattle abductions.
154* In the Switch version of ''VideoGame/{{Miitopia}}'', one of the events that can happen during the Ranch outing is the abduction of several sheep by a purple UFO enemy.
155* They already did so in the [[Main/TheWildWest Old West]], as shown in an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKeEE5esh4Y easteregg]] in ''VideoGame/{{Outlaws}}''.
156* Appears in ''VideoGame/PerfectDark'', where the [[ScaryDogmaticAliens Skedar]] are said to have mutilated cattle while searching for a lost DoomsdayDevice. Why exactly they thought this would help them find it is unexplained.
157* In ''VideoGame/PizzaTower'', in Oregano Desert, you can see cattle being abducted by FlyingSaucer in the background. Flying saucer part of the level also has cows in it.
158* It's been noted in ''VideoGame/PokemonSwordAndShield'' that Dubwool -- which are one of their world's equivalents to sheep, not cattle -- are noted to mysteriously vanish if there's a Beheeyem (a mon with a resemblance to an alien) in the vicinity.
159* Sam and Max joke about this in ''VideoGame/SamAndMaxFreelancePolice'' "Chariot of the Dogs": "(The chair in the UFO is) made from the leather of the finest mutilated cattle". This comment makes [[spoiler: Bosco, who has turned into a half-cow,]] very uncomfortable.
160* One of the Frontier missions in ''VideoGame/{{Scribblenauts}}'' has an alien in a UFO stealing cattle, your job is to stop him from doing it. On that note, in ''Super Scribblenauts'', both aliens and martians will attack cows.
161* The bonus stages in ''Super VideoGame/SpaceInvaders 91'' are precisely this (shoot flying saucers to stop them stealing cows or shoot the saucer but not the cow before they fly off the screen with it, bonus for the number of cows saved as well as the amount of flying saucers destroyed). They still called it "cattle mutilation", though.
162* One of the many things you can do during the space stage in ''VideoGame/{{Spore}}''. Also, prior to the space stage, you may see this happen - from the cow's perspective!
163* One mini-game in ''VideoGame/Spyro2RiptosRage'' involves stopping aliens from kidnapping cattle. Later inverted in a stage where you have to defend a robot city from alien sheep in [=UFO=]s.
164* ''VideoGame/StarControl 2'': it never comes up directly, but if you ask the human commander about the [[LittleGreenMen Arliloulalea]], he will mention that very little is known about them, except they've apparently been monitoring our world for awhile, and crack up whenever somebody mentions cattle.
165* In ''VideoGame/{{Stellaris}}'', the icon for "active study" of pre-FTL species (which involves abductions) is a cow caught in a tractor beam.
166* The iPhone game ''VideoGame/TowerMadness'' has the aliens trying to abduct sheep from your farm instead of cows.
167* In ''VideoGame/ToyCommander'' one level sees you defending the cows from alien saucers. They're all models however as it's nothing but a child playing with his toys.
168* In ''VideoGame/TwoPointHospital'', if a patient with Bowhine (a delusion that the patient believes they're a cow) dies, rather than fading out and maybe coming back as a BedsheetGhost, a UFO zips overhead and beams them up.
169* ''VideoGame/UniverseAtWar'' has cattle as a valuable resource for the Hierarchy faction, because collecting organic resource is immediate, and cattle is worth 500 each. This fact is actually pointed out in the campaign, where the advisor told you that they're highly valuable.
170* ''VideoGame/WarioWare'':
171** ''VideoGame/GameAndWario'' has the first stage of "Taxi", where Dribble and Spitz have to protect a farm from alien ships that are abducting various animals, including cows.
172** In ''VideoGame/WarioWareGold'', [[AmusingAlien Orbulon]] goes around abducting pigs in his stage (instead of cattle) in order to have them processed into burgers at the local fast food joint.
173* In the first ''VideoGame/XCom'' game, ''[[VideoGame/XCOMUFODefense UFO: Enemy Unknown]]'', some of the [=UFOs=] had medical bays containing mutilated cattle corpses. Turns out to be a rare example that has a non-comedic explanation; they're trying to work out what Earth livestock they can use for food after they conquer the planet.
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177* ''MOO!'', a disturbing video by ''WebAnimation/{{Cyriak}}'', features cows being abducted for mutilation and converting their body parts into [[BodyHorror musical instruments]]. The aliens even clone them in test tubes until one [[GoneHorriblyWrong turns into an incredibly freaky mutant which spawns more... Mutant cows which fight back with the aliens and team up with them later when another group of aliens invade Earth]]. [[QuirkyWork Yeah...]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=SG&hl=en-GB&v=f9iIgQN5uZE It has to be seen to be believed]].
178* There was a 3D flash game on miniclip.com from some years ago, in which the player controls an alien flying saucer, and the objective is to beam up different things, with different points alotted based on what's been beamed up. The player can beam up cars, human beings and yes, cattle.
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182* Discussed and averted in ''Webcomic/AllenTheAlien''. "[T]hat's only in your stupid earth movies."
183* The Neptarians in ''Webcomic/CaseyAndAndy'' like nothing better than "some good old-fashioned cow-burning and inbred-yokel abduction". There's also their fantasy-universe counterparts the Zarb, whose king "enjoys cows in an impure way".
184* ''Cryptid Club'' [[https://twitter.com/club_cryptid/status/1448657416443203613 provides a humorous reason]] why aliens are always abducting cows:
185-->'''Alien 1:''' Our leader, Thorp, really likes 'em.\
186'''Alien 2:''' Finds them cute.\
187'''Ghost:''' That's it?\
188'''Alien 1:''' Yup.\
189''[cut to Thorp smiling in his room, which is decked out in cow-themed memorabilia]''
190* Sam in ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' has stated that he ''doesn't'' steal cattle because they bite him. He also thinks that they (and all earth animals for that matter) are the reason that aliens never made contact with earth, of course his species is apparently quite tasty. A case of TruthInTelevision. Most people who have never been around cattle presume them to be docile and harmless creatures. In reality, cattle are often very skittish and sometimes very aggressive. They also weigh close to or upwards of a ton. They also kill more people per year than sharks do.
191* Parodied in ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault'', in which the aliens reveal that they really love cheese - but have no idea how to make it.
192* Cattle mutilation is one of the myths about aliens that Princess Voltuptua vehemently [[https://bobadventures.thecomicseries.com/comics/87/ denies]] in ''Webcomic/TheInexplicableAdventuresOfBob.''
193* In the ''Webcomic/{{Insecticomics}}'', when Kickback claimed to be a cowboy to avoid getting a job, Shrapnel and Bombshell called his bluff and brought him a herd of cows so he could work (and to serve him right). The cows were, presumably, stolen. And the Insecticons are alien robots, so...
194* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' has a [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/131.html cattle mutilation]] happens because one of the Martians misinterpret the order to survey Earth's military force.
195* In ''Webcomic/{{Matchu}}'', the Space Cops steal a cow off a farm, and later it's revealed they've been keeping it as a pet until Wheezy gets fed up with its messes and demands Lala get rid of it.
196* ''Webcomic/PetFoolery'': In one strip, a crew of aliens on a UFO tractor beam a cow up to their ship...only to find that their ship's miniscule size (matching their heights) makes it impossible to bring it inside. The next time, they successfully abduct a cat...and quickly regret it when the cat starts hunting them.
197* In Platform/ShiftyLook's ''Webcomic/{{Katamari}}'', the Prince has to deal with a mysterious UFO abducting all the cows (and anything made from cows or even vaguely resembling cows) on Earth. [[spoiler:It's eventually revealed that the aliens are ''also'' cows, and since they're doing a rescue effort after a disaster on their planet they're just grabbing whatever ''might'' be one of them]].
198* Gary in ''Webcomic/SequentialArt''. [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=698 was sent]] to [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=708 collect the cow lips]] while his fellow Eldaks [[AC:Exterminate!]] a dangerous human.
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202%%* Parodied [[http://bob-rz.deviantart.com/art/where-s-the-beef-29692555 here]].
203* The CreepyPasta ''Captain's Log'' provides an explanation for this with its final twist. [[spoiler: After falling into [[PlayingWithSyringes sadistic surgery for its own sake]] the crew are afflicted with a disorder which causes them to be unable to create new memories. The last experiment on the schedule was a vicious dissection of a cow. And since then they've done it again, and again, and again...]]
204* For Christmas, the ''Website/GaiaOnline'' event plots had one event where aliens abducted cows. Lampshaded when one alien announces, "[[ItAmusedMe I love doing this!]]"
205* In ''[[WebVideo/StampysLovelyWorld Stampy's Lovely World]]'', cows could be found on top of buildings during the episodes leading up to Episode 110, "[[AlienEpisode Lunar Friends]]". Stampy theorizes that the tractor beam of the Lunar Friends' UFO wasn't strong enough to lift them up, which was how they ended up on top of buildings all over the place.
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209* {{Lampshade|Hanging}}d in an episode of ''WesternAnimation/Ben10AlienForce'' by a Galvanic Mechamorph who is frustrated with Ben.
210-->"No wonder most aliens choose to communicate with your livestock."
211* ''WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck'' plays with this trope in "Twin Beaks". As the aliens ''are'' cattle, hailing from the planet [[Creator/GaryLarson Larson]] on [[ComicStrip/TheFarSide the far side]] of the galaxy.
212* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' had an episode that started out like this. Zim was infecting the cows with ''E. coli'', in order to give humans all diarrhea. Interestingly enough, [[TeamRocketWins this plan might have actually worked]] if it weren't for [[BumblingSidekick GIR]].
213%%* ''WesternAnimation/TheMrMenShow'': This happens in the episode "Full Moon".
214* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls1998'': In the episode "Daylight Savings", Bubbles stops an alien from abducting a cow.
215* Parodied on ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''; the aliens actually [[MistookTheDominantLifeform consider cows to be the most intelligent species]] on the planet (it helps they communicate in "moo"s). When one cow asks about the abductions and mutilations:
216-->'''Alien 1:''' Oh, that was Carl. He's new.\
217'''Alien 2:''' Yeah, my bad.
218** However, in the original version of that episode, the aliens mutilate the cows because [[spoiler:they like [=BBQs=]]].
219* ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'': Near the start of [[Recap/StevenUniverseS4E10StevensDream "Steven's Dream"]], Greg and Steven are watching a sci-fi movie about aliens who steal cows. Apparently, they did this in order to get milk for their "cereal planet".
220** Also inverted in an episode where Garnet chases off cattle.
221* In the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans2003'' episode [[Recap/TeenTitansS4E5EmployeeOfTheMonth "Employee of the Month"]], aliens steal the cows because their milk serves as fuel. According to Starfire, there's also a ''planet'' of cow people. ''Vicious'' cow people no less.
222* One ''WesternAnimation/{{Underdog}}'' story provides quite a sensible explanation for this phenomenon. Why would aliens want cattle? For their milk! But what kind of aliens would want milk? Giant cats! When their planet's milk supply runs out, their leader Overcat steals all of Earth's cattle, and then abducts Sweet Polly Purebred to be the milkmaid.
223* The ''WesternAnimation/VeggieTales'' video "Larry-Boy and the Fib from Outer Space" twice references a movie called ''Invasion of the Cow Snatchers'', in which aliens abduct cows, switch brains with them, and then return them to the pastures in order to infiltrate Earth's society.
224* Referenced in ''WesternAnimation/VoltronLegendaryDefender'' when the the crew picks up Kaltenecker the cow in an alien store selling Earth merchandise.
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228* Purportedly TruthInTelevision. Well, has its basis in RealLife legends and conspiracy theories, at any rate. It's still being researched today, with government funded officers, even. Apparently, the cows die of natural causes, and very specific areas decay and get guzzled up by maggots first, often with scalpel-like precision. Another theory is that at least some of these mutilations were carried out by people who had some vendetta against the rancher owning the cows in question, who then conveniently stayed silent when people thought space aliens were doing it. This is usually debunked in the form of predation. Or sometimes the cattle were stolen, or just escaped. It must be embarrassing when someone claims that alien stole some of their cattle, and a few hours later, a neighbor calls them and tells them the cattle are grazing on said neighbor's crops, down the road.
229* While it's unknown if they have anything do with starting the misconception, cattle rustlers have capitalized on the belief by attaching lights and speakers to their trucks to mimic [=UFOs=], which scares the hell out of ranchers. Before you laugh, consider that most ranching in the United States takes place in deserts and praries, the sheer isolation and remoteness of which can be pretty terrifying at night even without anything allegedly paranormal.
230* Charismatic TV scientist Creator/CarlSagan asked what signs an approaching alien would detect from space that indicated Earth held life and the planet was worth investigating. Humiliatingly for the human race, Sagan explained that aliens would detect that something on Earth was producing methane in large quantities. In an oxygen-rich atmosphere, a surplus of methane means its presence has to be a by-product of life. Therefore cows farting can be measured by a space-borne spectrometer. Aliens might consider cows to be the dominant life form as there are so many of them...[[note]]The same fallacy that caused Ford Prefect to name himself after a car. Sagan also hypothesised that visiting aliens might see not people, but a metallic life-form with wheels migrating along set routes[[/note]] therefore they would be inclined to probe cows rather than people.
231* For much of early human history, cattle ''were'' stolen by aliens all the time -- "aliens" as in the alien ''human tribe'' next door. [[TheRustler Livestock rustling]] has been a common criminal pursuit since the dawn of agriculture.
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