1 | [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scpoems SCPoems]] |
2 | |
3 | Its '''Item Number'''\ |
4 | Is SCP Nine Three One\ |
5 | '''Object Class''' is Safe.\ |
6 | (...)\ |
7 | When viewed or handled,\ |
8 | The item causes people\ |
9 | To write in haiku.\ |
10 | --[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-931 SCP-931]] |
11 | |
12 | [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-096 SCP-96]]\ |
13 | "ParanoiaFuel" does not\ |
14 | Even cover it.\ |
15 | --Carpetfreak |
16 | |
17 | [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173 One-seven-three is]]\ |
18 | The [[Franchise/TheSlenderManMythos Slenderman]] in statue\ |
19 | Up to eleven.\ |
20 | --Carpetfreak |
21 | |
22 | "Hey, look, what's that thing?\ |
23 | [[ApocalypticLog Oh, god, it's coming at us!]]"\ |
24 | [[ExtranormalInstitute Test one completed.]]\ |
25 | --{{@/Aryn}} |
26 | |
27 | [[AttackOfTheFiftyFootWhatever One bigass lizard]]\ |
28 | Chews through [[RedshirtArmy D-class personnel]]\ |
29 | [[ImplacableMan Like knives through butter.]]\ |
30 | --{{@/Aryn}} |
31 | |
32 | Just for completeness,\ |
33 | no ref'rence quite done without\ |
34 | a [[[ConvenientlyInterruptedDocument DATA EXPUNGED]]]\ |
35 | --{{@/Aryn}}, edited by So We Ate Them |
36 | |
37 | [[ManiacMonkeys Doctor Bright]] is no\ |
38 | longer allowed to make (more)\ |
39 | edits to this page.\ |
40 | --{{@/Edrobot}} |
41 | |
42 | "[[{{Understatement}} Interesting]]" things\ |
43 | Click the links if you want to\ |
44 | [[NightmareFuel Never sleep again]].\ |
45 | --Vaguelyhuman |
46 | |
47 | Standard procedure:\ |
48 | Try to use on [[http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-682 682]].\ |
49 | [[NoSell Didn't work, did it]]?\ |
50 | --{{@/buri-chan}} |
51 | |
52 | [[{{BFG}} Antitank rifles?]]\ |
53 | [[FiveRoundsRapid Foundation, you never learn.]]\ |
54 | [[ImmuneToBullets Just throw them away!]]\ |
55 | --{{@/PulpoOscuro}} |
56 | |
57 | [[FunWithAcronyms S]]cientists, oft {{mad|Scientist}}\ |
58 | [[FunWithAcronyms C]]onduct experiments on\ |
59 | [[FunWithAcronyms P]]aranormal things.\ |
60 | --@/ProgenyExMachina |
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