Its
Item Number Is SCP Nine Three One
Object Class is Safe.
(...)
When viewed or handled,
The item causes people
To write in haiku.
—
SCP-931
"Hey, look, what's that thing?
Oh, god, it's coming at us!"
Test one completed. —
Aryn
One bigass lizard Chews through
D-class personnel Like knives through butter. —
Aryn
Just for completeness,
no ref'rence quite done without
a [DATA EXPUNGED]
—
Aryn, edited by
So We Ate Them
Doctor Bright is no
longer allowed to make (more)
edits to this page.
—
Edrobot
"Interesting" things
Click the links if you want to
Never sleep again.
—
Vaguelyhuman
Standard procedure:
Try to use on 682.
Didn't work, did it?
—
buri-chan
Antitank rifles? Foundation, you never learn. Just throw them away! —
PulpoOscuro
