Haiku: SCP Foundation

SCPoems

Its Item Number
Is SCP Nine Three One
Object Class is Safe.
(...)
When viewed or handled,
The item causes people
To write in haiku.
SCP-931

SCP-96
"Paranoia Fuel" does not
Even cover it.
—Carpetfreak

One-seven-three is
The Slenderman in statue
Up to Eleven.
—Carpetfreak

"Hey, look, what's that thing?
Oh, god, it's coming at us!"
Test one completed.
Aryn

One bigass lizard
Chews through D-class personnel
Like knives through butter.
Aryn

Just for completeness,
no ref'rence quite done without
a [DATA EXPUNGED]
Aryn, edited by So We Ate Them

Doctor Bright is no
longer allowed to make (more)
edits to this page.
Edrobot

"Interesting" things
Click the links if you want to
Never sleep again.
Vaguelyhuman

Standard procedure:
Try to use on 682.
Didn't work, did it?
buri-chan

Antitank rifles?
Foundation, you never learn.
Just throw them away!
PulpoOscuro

Scientists, oft mad
Conduct experiments on
Paranormal things.
Progeny Ex Machina