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1Rule: The short the text,\
2better for all, remember.\
3All pretty simple.
4
5And now [[SarcasmMode in English]]:\
6The shorter the article,\
7The better it is.
8-->--@/HydroGlobus
9
10Omit Needless Words.\
11[[spoiler:''[Rest of Haiku form blank for\
12Obvious reasons]'']]
13-->-- @/JohnnyE (edited by {{@/SAMAS}})
14
15A useful device.\
16For pages where you would say\
17"Too long, did not read."
18-->-- @/{{Mswordx23}}
19
20Reading hurts your brain?\
21Read the laconic wiki\
22Your brain will thank you.
23-->-- Rich Reeders
24
25Read the short version\
26Then, [[JustForFun/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife for the links]], visit the\
27Unabridged version.
28-->-- themike
29
30Our shortened page text.\
31You want more information?\
32Unabridged version.
33
34Short as possible\
35[[{{Beat}} . . . . . . .\
36. . . . .]]
37-->-- {{@/Rickied}}
38
39Haiku. [[spoiler:Ha! I win!\
40I wrote the shortest Haiku!\
41Or ''did'' I? Oh no...]]
42-->-- @/{{Tuckerscreator}}
43
44Describe it quickly.\
45Only few words will suffice.\
46Laconic Wiki.
47-->-- @/MisterApple
48
49Name's from Ancient Greece\
50Island of Laconia,\
51Folk of conicse speech
52-->-- @/{{Lapsem}}

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