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1	There is a reason\
2	People refer to it as\
3	"Liquid Tolerance."
4	-->-- {{@/Headbreaker}}
5
6	You did that ''again''?!\
7	Sigh, INeedAFreakingDrink.\
8	What an idiot...
9	-->-- @/SgtFrog1
10
11	Had a stressful time?\
12	Alcohol will dull the pain\
13	That's formed in your head.
14	-->-- @/TheHeroHartmut
15
16	Oh, God, I can't take\
17	Any more of this bullshit.\
18	Not while I'm sober.
19	-->-- @/SoWeAteThem
20
21	Did that just happen?\
22	I need a shot of whiskey,\
23	Perhaps thirteen more.
24	-->-- @/{{DUHTROOPZ}}
25
26	Everything's gone wrong.\
27	I can't take much more of this.\
28	Pour me something strong.
29	-->-- @/{{Dravencour}}
30
31	What a day... You say.\
32	I could use a pick-me-up.\
33	Beer just won't cut it.
34	-->-- @/{{Elia41}}
35
36	When you're riled up\
37	You go to try and relax\
38	And you grab a drink.
39	--->Threedogs123
40
41	Getting yourself drunk\
42	Helps you blot out annoyance\
43	Helps you to calm down.
44	--->Threedogs123

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