1 | Glasses, a crowbar\ |
2 | And a [=PhD=] that he\ |
3 | Never gets to use. |
4 | ->-- [[{{Tropers/Tacitus}} Tacitus]] |
5 | |
6 | I thought I told you\ |
7 | No-one goes to Ravenholm\ |
8 | You went anyway. |
9 | ->-- Communist Bob |
10 | |
11 | Quiet protagonist\ |
12 | I can see what you did there\ |
13 | Checking out her ass. |
14 | ->-- [[{{Tropers/X-File}} X-File]] |
15 | |
16 | Headcrabs everywhere\ |
17 | The only solution here\ |
18 | Crowbar them to death. |
19 | ->-- [[{{Tropers/KingSonnDeeDoo}} KingSonnDeeDoo]] |
20 | |
21 | Plot for Half-Life 2\ |
22 | Written with many haikus\ |
23 | '''Warning of Spoilers'''\ |
24 | \ |
25 | [[CurbStompBattle Seven hour war]]\ |
26 | [[{{Dystopia}} Humanity has fallen]]\ |
27 | [[TheHero Freeman]] is our hope\ |
28 | \ |
29 | A red letter day\ |
30 | [[ScenicTourLevel Boarding Nova Prospekt train]]\ |
31 | [[RightManInTheWrongPlace Freeman]] [[SleptThroughTheApocalypse has returned]]\ |
32 | \ |
33 | [[KidnappedByAnAlly Get to Kleiner's lab]]\ |
34 | [[EscapeSequence Housing complex is raided]]\ |
35 | [[OhCrap Miscount detected]]\ |
36 | \ |
37 | Get help from [[ActionGirl Alyx]]\ |
38 | Decision to leave the city\ |
39 | Teleport testing\ |
40 | \ |
41 | [[TeleporterAccident Teleport gone wrong]]\ |
42 | [[GasMaskMooks Civil Protection]] abound\ |
43 | Here is your [[CrowbarCombatant crowbar]]\ |
44 | \ |
45 | Trainyard to canals\ |
46 | [[FacelessGoons Combine]] in over their heads\ |
47 | [[BadassNormal Gordon]] cuts a swath\ |
48 | \ |
49 | [[CoolBoat Airboat]] for transport\ |
50 | [[SortingAlgorithmOfEvil Resistance is mounting fast]]\ |
51 | [[BossBattle Hunter Chopper down]]\ |
52 | \ |
53 | [[ExpositionBreak Safety finally]]\ |
54 | Made it to Black Mesa East\ |
55 | [[BadassBookworm Freeman]] gets [[WreakingHavok The Gun]]\ |
56 | \ |
57 | Combine sneak attack\ |
58 | [[InvoluntaryGroupSplit Tunnel collapse cuts you off]]\ |
59 | Go through [[IDontLikeTheSoundOfThatPlace Ravenholm]]\ |
60 | \ |
61 | [[OurZombiesAreDifferent Zombies]] are coming\ |
62 | Once more, [[SilentProtagonist Gordon]] cuts a swath\ |
63 | "To the mine, brother!"\ |
64 | \ |
65 | [[CorridorCubbyholeRun Ascending from hell]]\ |
66 | Dodge the [[LaserSight snipers]] and soldiers\ |
67 | Winston has gone down\ |
68 | \ |
69 | Catching a breather\ |
70 | Alyx relays the bad news\ |
71 | Eli was captured\ |
72 | \ |
73 | Take the [[CoolCar dune buggy]]\ |
74 | Station Six to Lighthouse Point\ |
75 | [[HeroicMime Freeman]] is coming\ |
76 | \ |
77 | Highway Seventeen\ |
78 | Barricades and ambushes\ |
79 | Break through to freedom\ |
80 | \ |
81 | [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential Pin guard to billboard]]\ |
82 | Shut down the [[ForceFieldDoor force field]] power\ |
83 | Climb under the bridge\ |
84 | \ |
85 | Arrive at Lighthouse\ |
86 | [[AutobotsRockOut Repel the the Combine attack]]\ |
87 | Enter the Sandtraps\ |
88 | \ |
89 | [[LivingMotionDetector Stay off of the sand]]\ |
90 | Vibrations drive [[InsectoidAliens them]] crazy\ |
91 | [[BullfightBoss Antlion Guard]] fight\ |
92 | \ |
93 | Finish off the Guard\ |
94 | Vortigaunt gets pheremones\ |
95 | [[PlayerMooks You control the bugs]]\ |
96 | \ |
97 | Storming the prison\ |
98 | Infiltrate [[ForebodingArchitecture Nova Prospekt]]\ |
99 | [[MoreExpendableThanYou Antlions distract]]\ |
100 | \ |
101 | Meet up with Alyx\ |
102 | [[HoldTheLine Stand-offs with auto-turrets]]\ |
103 | Locate Eli's pod\ |
104 | \ |
105 | Find Doctor Mossman\ |
106 | [[HeelFaceTurn Confront her]] and [[EnemyMine recruit her]]\ |
107 | Prepare teleport\ |
108 | \ |
109 | Mossman [[FaceHeelTurn betrays you]]\ |
110 | Eli is taken with her\ |
111 | Escape just in time\ |
112 | \ |
113 | Appear in the lab\ |
114 | [[YearOutsideHourInside You have been gone for a week]]\ |
115 | [[UrbanWarfare Fighting in the streets]]\ |
116 | \ |
117 | Into the firefight\ |
118 | [[MagneticHero Rally the rebels to you]]\ |
119 | Follow the [[CrowbarCombatant Freeman]]\ |
120 | \ |
121 | Snipers all over\ |
122 | Short sprints into the building\ |
123 | Say hi to Barney\ |
124 | \ |
125 | Kill all the snipers\ |
126 | Bring down the suppression gun\ |
127 | [[FinalBattle Enter the Striders]]\ |
128 | \ |
129 | Freeman has triumphed\ |
130 | [[RobotBuddy D0G]] opens the way inside\ |
131 | [[MadeOfIron The Freeman]] [[StormingTheCastle descends]]\ |
132 | \ |
133 | Ride in on a pod\ |
134 | [[NiceJobFixingItVillain Security malfunction]]\ |
135 | [[EleventhHourSuperpower The Gun becomes Death]]\ |
136 | \ |
137 | [[GrievousHarmWithABody Blast through the soldiers]]\ |
138 | [[OneManArmy Gordon]] is unstoppable\ |
139 | Take a pod upwards\ |
140 | \ |
141 | Captured by Combine\ |
142 | [[CorruptCorporateExecutive Breen]] [[SmugSnake gloats over his captives]]\ |
143 | [[HeelFaceRevolvingDoor Mossman threatens him]]\ |
144 | \ |
145 | Breen panics and fires\ |
146 | The Gun destroys your prison\ |
147 | [[ActionDuo The duo]] gives chase\ |
148 | \ |
149 | Interrupt a call\ |
150 | Breen flees and leaves you The Gun\ |
151 | [[TooDumbToLive Too stupid to live]]\ |
152 | \ |
153 | [[ClimbingClimax Climb the reactor]]\ |
154 | Destroy vital components\ |
155 | Breen is defeated\ |
156 | \ |
157 | "Great job there [[HeroicNeutral Gordon!]]\ |
158 | [[GoingCritical We have to get out of here]]\ |
159 | Maybe we still [[TimeStandsStill have-]]"\ |
160 | \ |
161 | ''[[AcCENTUponTheWrongSylLABle "Time, Doctor Freeman?"]]''\ |
162 | G-Man puts you in [[SealedBadassInACan stasis]] \ |
163 | [[CliffHanger Rest until next time]] |
164 | ->-- [[{{Tropers/dystopianScion}} dystopianScion]] |
165 | |
166 | “We’ll see about that,”\ |
167 | Says the man with the brief case.\ |
168 | Vortigaunts are cool.\ |
169 | \ |
170 | Crowbar always pwns\ |
171 | Various parasitic\ |
172 | Zombifying crabs.\ |
173 | \ |
174 | Grandchildren, he wants.\ |
175 | You’re busy fighting Combine.\ |
176 | [[spoiler:Too bad he dies first.]] |
177 | ->-- [[{{Tropers/Bespectacled}} bespectacled]] |
178 | |
179 | We grow impatient.\ |
180 | Gaben, please stop [[TrollingCreator trolling us:]]\ |
181 | Where is [[{{Vaporware}} Half-Life 3?]] |
182 | ->-- {{Tropers/thevisualboy37}} |
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