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1	Assassinated \
2	What a satisfying word \
3	With five syllables!
4	-->--[=Zer0=]
5
6	Let [=Zer0=] do this\
7	He is well skilled in haiku\
8	And lots of killing.
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10	EXPLODING! KABOOM!\
11	BACON! COOKIES! EXPLOSIONS!\
12	BUY TORGUE! EXPLOSIONS!
13
14	A diamond pony\
15	Piss-For-Brains? No. Immature.\
16	Butt Stallion? Yes.
17
18	Look at all these guns,\
19	Shotguns, chainguns, 'nades galore.\
20	Kill some stuff with me.
21
22	I got a green one,\
23	Oh wait, there is a blue one,\
24	Holy crap, purple!
25
26	LIGHT THE FUSE! MEAT! \
27	STRIP THE FLESH! SALT THE WOUND! MEAT!\
28	REDEEM THE SOUL! MEAT!
29
30	The Corporate Bane\
31	This weapon is cursed? I think-\
32	YEAH! SWAPPIN' WEAPONS!
33
34	Get a slag Rubi\
35	And a Torgue Unkempt Harold\
36	[[ComplacentGamingSyndrome Or you're playing wrong.]]
37
38	SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!\
39	FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE FACE\
40	DO IT! BANG THANK YOU!
41	-->--Face [=McShooty=]
42
43	Wander through Pandora\
44	Slaughter everything that moves\
45	Take revenge on Jack!
46
47	Fire, Slag, Shock, Corrosion,\
48	Four ways to deliver pain.\

Context Haiku / Borderlands2