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1It is obvious that\
2Miura is a homo-sadist\
3And Guts is his bitch.
4
5Of the fifth Godhand\
6Misery shall descend now\
7As LightIsNotGood.
8->-- [[{{Tropers/Falconfly}} Falconfly]]
9
10Too big to be called\
11A sword - it was more like a\
12Slab of raw iron.
13
14[[PrivateMilitaryContractors Young mercenaries]]\
15[[DarkAndTroubledPast Dark pasts]], but still [[TrueCompanions Nakama]]\
16[[FromBadToWorse Enjoy while you can]].\
17
18
19Towards an elf isle\
20Across the seas they travel\
21Oh shit tentacles
22
23
24Miura writes so slowly\
25Lazy japanese mangaka is lazy\
26No new chapter
27
28[[CrapsackWorld This world is fucked up]]\
29Who would want to call this home?\
30Let's ask the Behelit.
31
32Miura's mind is\
33Fucked up past recognition.\
34Read on to see how.
35
36Guts is so badass.\
37He swings around that huge sword\
38Like it's a pillow.
39
40I wish that [[GoMadFromTheRevelation Casca]]\
41Had not been [[RapeAsDrama raped]] by [[BigBad Griffith]].\
42She's annoying now.
43
44Oh, dear Miura,\
45Please get the group to Elfhelm,\
46We cannot take it.
47
48God, I hate Griffith,\
49And how he became [[spoiler: Femto]]\
50He scares me shitless.
51
52This torrent is slow\
53Several more hours until\
54Griffith fucks things up.
55
56I want Casca cured\
57She needs more development\
58Time for HeadCanon.
59
60To one called Griffith:\
61Why you gotta be like that?\
62That shit ain't cool, bro.
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