1 | '''> Compose Japanese {{poetry}}.''' |
2 | |
3 | You proceed to write\ |
4 | simple yet elegant words\ |
5 | regarding this work. |
6 | |
7 | Due to the constant updating nature of ''Homestuck'', all spoilers are left unmarked. |
8 | ---- |
9 | "Look, a webcomic!\ |
10 | [[WhatDoesThisButtonDo What does this [S] thingy mean-]]"\ |
11 | [[YourHeadASplode Your mind]] [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome has been blown.]]\ |
12 | -{{Tropers/SMARTALIENQT}} |
13 | |
14 | Four kids play a game.\ |
15 | Moments later, they find out\ |
16 | [[TheGamePlaysYou the game's playing]] ''[[TheGamePlaysYou them.]]''\ |
17 | -[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]] |
18 | |
19 | Twelve alien kids,\ |
20 | playing a game of high stakes;\ |
21 | Welcome to [[LowerDeckEpisode Hivebent]].\ |
22 | -[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]] |
23 | |
24 | Four children, one game.\ |
25 | That sounds simple enough, [[TemptingFate right?]]\ |
26 | [[MindScrew Not simple for long.]]\ |
27 | -[[{{Tropers/KingZila}} King Zila]] |
28 | |
29 | VideoGame/TheSims [[JustForFun/XMeetsY meets]] Videogame/{{Earthbound|1994}}\ |
30 | That's how [[WordOfGod Andrew]] explained it.\ |
31 | SugarWiki/BetterThanItSounds.\ |
32 | -[[{{Tropers/ReplisMonathin}} Replis Monathin]] |
33 | |
34 | One Troll has gone sane,\ |
35 | Trying to kill all the rest.\ |
36 | Run from the [=HONKing=].\ |
37 | -[[{{Tropers/JKRoo}} JK Roo]] |
38 | |
39 | Shoosh Pap Honk Pap Shoosh\ |
40 | Shoosh Honk Honk Pap Shoosh Honk Pap\ |
41 | Shoosh Shoosh Honk Pap Shoosh\ |
42 | - Geoclasm |
43 | |
44 | Go on, get some sleep\ |
45 | Let us be tangle buddies!\ |
46 | Never sleep again.\ |
47 | - Palhinuk |
48 | |
49 | Disc One had five acts.\ |
50 | Disc Two will have two acts more!\ |
51 | ...If we can find it.\ |
52 | -[[{{Tropers/JosephStaleknight}} Joseph Staleknight]] |
53 | |
54 | Hey bro, new update!\ |
55 | Terezi found Disc Two! Yay!\ |
56 | ...It's been scratched, sadly...\ |
57 | -@/{{Wikkit}} |
58 | |
59 | First it was just John\ |
60 | Then the zodiac appeared\ |
61 | Try to save your life\ |
62 | -@/CalamityJane |
63 | |
64 | Once dead, now alive\ |
65 | Born from green miles destruction\ |
66 | Arisen Anew |
67 | |
68 | Four friends and a game\ |
69 | It will be so much fun guys\ |
70 | Then we start dying |
71 | |
72 | By Potato4 |
73 | |
74 | Twelve trolls and twelve signs\ |
75 | It seems so obvious now\ |
76 | Trolls: our zodiac |
77 | |
78 | By Rosemarie |
79 | |
80 | This is really dumb\ |
81 | Andrew why you gotta mock\ |
82 | us so much. it hurts.\ |
83 | -Katana |
84 | |
85 | With future haiku\ |
86 | Please don't use any spoiler tags\ |
87 | it's a new standard\ |
88 | -Katana |
89 | |
90 | Regarding Homestuck\ |
91 | You can be sure of one thing:\ |
92 | All puns are plot points\ |
93 | -Qualtagh |
94 | |
95 | An omniscient Doc\ |
96 | Who mocks us with his white text\ |
97 | gets creamed by Hussie\ |
98 | |
99 | |
100 | Like really no joke\ |
101 | Beats up the narrator\ |
102 | Stop trolling us man\ |
103 | |
104 | \ |
105 | -Potato 4 |
106 | |
107 | End of the Act's here.\ |
108 | Time to sit back, relax, and--\ |
109 | ''DID [[{{Platform/Newgrounds}} THE SITE]] JUST CRASH?!''\ |
110 | -@/JosephStaleknight |
111 | |
112 | Okay, much better.\ |
113 | Mirror's stable, now to watch--\ |
114 | [[ShockingMoments Oh holy shit]] [[FlatWhat what]].\ |
115 | -@/JosephStaleknight |
116 | |
117 | All that ever was\ |
118 | And all that ever will be\ |
119 | [[ThatsNoMoon Drifts into the Sun.]] |
120 | |
121 | Brand new universe.\ |
122 | Guardians switch out with kids-\ |
123 | Guess what [[WhamEpisode happens]] [[BreakTheCutie next.]]\ |
124 | |
125 | -Nanakiro |
126 | |
127 | Puns, plot points, madness.\ |
128 | [[FlatWhat What]] [[KudzuPlot the hell is going on.]]\ |
129 | Quirky kids and trolls.\ |
130 | \ |
131 | Go forth, unnamed child,\ |
132 | and fulfill your destiny.\ |
133 | [[JigsawPuzzlePlot Everyone's confused.]]\ |
134 | \ |
135 | Will the journey end\ |
136 | in victory or defeat?\ |
137 | Only Andrew knows.\ |
138 | \ |
139 | (Except, not really;\ |
140 | he just pulls it out his ass.\ |
141 | Goddammit, Andrew.)\ |
142 | -Ambey |
143 | - Ambey |
144 | |
145 | What is this nonsense\ |
146 | Praises surely oversung\ |
147 | ... [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome HOLY FUCKING SHIT]]\ |
148 | - Andreus |
149 | |
150 | Four-thirteen, six-twelve,\ |
151 | Ten-twenty-five, and six ones;\ |
152 | [[ArcNumber Numbers]] everywhere!\ |
153 | - @/JosephStaleknight |
154 | |
155 | E%quisite MindScrew,\ |
156 | TimeTravel, [[KudzuPlot weird plot]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJayWalking buckets]].\ |
157 | So glubbing awesome. |
158 | - Lokie |
159 | |
160 | "It was me and Jake,\ |
161 | And we wrestled tenderly"\ |
162 | Cool story, Brobot.\ |
163 | - salixbabe |
164 | |
165 | We are all obsessed.\ |
166 | First we crashed Andrew's website.\ |
167 | Then down came Newgrounds.\ |
168 | - PyroForge |
169 | |
170 | John, Rose, Dave, and Jade.\ |
171 | Played a game called Sburb Beta.\ |
172 | Adventure begins.\ |
173 | - leppaberry |
174 | |
175 | Though it may seem odd, \ |
176 | This comic is addicting. \ |
177 | Even though it's long. \ |
178 | - @/{{Landorkus}} |
179 | |
180 | Entangled in words. \ |
181 | Pictures show epic events. \ |
182 | I'm still so confused. \ |
183 | - @/{{Silens Vox}} |
184 | |
185 | If you want to know \ |
186 | What Homestuck is, read Homestuck. \ |
187 | The feeling will pass. \ |
188 | - Anonymous |
189 | |
190 | On the Heir's birthday, \ |
191 | Mythical heroes ascend. \ |
192 | [[WebcomicTime Longest day ever.]] \ |
193 | - @/{{Goldenpelt}} |
194 | |
195 | First there's four quadrants, \ |
196 | Now there's nine more shipping ways? \ |
197 | How far will he go?\ |
198 | - @/{{StongRadd}} |
199 | |
200 | Nak nak nak nak nak \ |
201 | Nak nakka nakka nak nak \ |
202 | Nakka nak nak nak. \ |
203 | - [[TheUnintelligible LOHAC Gator]] |
204 | |
205 | What's this webcomic? \ |
206 | Three years of material? \ |
207 | [[ArchivePanic God fucking dammit.]] \ |
208 | - @/{{ch405_5p34r}} |
209 | |
210 | Massive cliffhanger!\ |
211 | Indefinite hiatus?\ |
212 | Goddammit Hussie!\ |
213 | - Palhinuk |
214 | |
215 | Everyone is dead\ |
216 | Ascend to God-Tier status\ |
217 | Confusing as hell\ |
218 | - ironicallyHomestuck |
219 | |
220 | What is this shit?\ |
221 | Why is the timeline so weird?\ |
222 | Fuck this it's too long.\ |
223 | - Togie |
224 | |
225 | Aww, yes, Rosemary!\ |
226 | ...DRUNK HAPEN XROSE COMBOB\ |
227 | Honestly, Hussie?\ |
228 | - StarSong212 |
229 | |
230 | ---- |
231 | [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} > Go back]] |
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/context.php
FollowingContext Haiku / Homestuck
Go To
- Show Spoilers
- Night Vision
- Sticky Header
- Wide Load