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1Who says that music\
2cannot solve high school drama?\
3StatusQuoIsGod.
4
5High School Musical?\
6Seems plausible, but it's not\
7It's way more intense
8-Tropers/{{Cheeseypoofs}}
9
10Everyone will cry\
11Everyone will get pregnant\
12Everyone will sing\
13
14
15Hot 20 year-olds\
16Singing and dancing in school\
17Might as well join them\
18
19
20We know Shue will find\
21Yet another Journey song\
22Don't stop believing\
23-Tropers/{{EmmaDilemma}}
24
25Kurt leaves Mckinley\
26It's Harry Freakin' Potter!\
27The fangirls rejoice
28-->-sgtangua8
29
30Oh, Finn and Rachel\
31Can't you just stay together?\
32Less drama that way.\
33-->--Tropers/{{Windsong12}}
34
35Sadly, far from true.\
36Finn proposed; Rachel said yes:\
37Trainwreck in progress.\
38-->--Cal
39
40
41[[PortmanteauCoupleName Kurtofsky and Klaine]]\
42Artanny and Britanna\
43[[ShipToShipCombat Shipping Wars]] are hell.\
44-->--Tropers/SparkyYoungUpstart
45
46A bunch of actors\
47Way older than teenagers\
48Singing cheesy songs.\
49-->--Tropers/Obasheeba
50
51Don't Stop Believing\
52
53Just hold onto that feeling\
54
55there are FOUR covers\
56
57
58Kurt loves the straight guys\
59
60Cries a lot and berates staff\
61
62Kind of biphobic\
63
64
65Triangle eyebrows\
66
67dating his ex's bully\
68
69then marries said ex\
70
71
72fires the newbies\
73
74but the ratings keep dropping\
75
76It's the bad writing\
77
78
79Great actors and songs\
80
81witty zingers often spoke\
82
83terrible plotting\
84
85
86there is no canon\
87
88writers avoid each other\
89
90saved by shirtless scenes\
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