Haiku / Glee

Who says that music
cannot solve high school drama?
Status Quo Is God.

High School Musical?
Seems plausible, but it's not
It's way more intense -Cheeseypoofs

Everyone will cry
Everyone will get pregnant
Everyone will sing

Hot 20 year-olds
Singing and dancing in school
Might as well join them

We know Shue will find
Yet another Journey song
Don't stop believing

Kurt leaves Mckinley
It's Harry Freakin' Potter!
The fangirls rejoice

Oh, Finn and Rachel
Can't you just stay together?
Less drama that way.

Sadly, far from true.
Finn proposed; Rachel said yes:
Trainwreck in progress.

Kurtofsky and Klaine
Artanny and Britanna
Shipping Wars are hell.
—>—Sparky Young Upstart

A bunch of actors
Way older than teenagers
Singing cheesy songs.

Don't Stop Believing
Just hold onto that feeling
there are FOUR covers

Kurt loves the straight guys
Cries a lot and berates staff
Kind of biphobic

Triangle eyebrows
dating his ex's bully
then marries said ex

fires the newbies
but the ratings keep dropping
It's the bad writing

Great actors and songs
witty zingers often spoke
terrible plotting

there is no canon
writers avoid each other
saved by shirtless scenes

<<|Haiku Wiki|>>