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1Universal truth:\
2Single man with large fortune\
3Clearly wants a wife.
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5Five Bennet sisters\
6look for a well-off husband\
7in rural England.
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9[[CannotSpitItOut Spit it out,]] Darcy!\
10[[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove It will pain him to do so,]]\
11What will Lizzie say?
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13[[WillTheyOrWontThey Will]] [[DeadpanSnarker Elizabeth]]\
14[[SlapSlapKiss and Darcy]] [[ItWasHisSled get together?]]\
15Will [[BetaCouple Jane and Bingley?]]
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17Creator/JaneAusten [[TropeCodifier gives us]]\
18many LoveTropes in this book\
19that's well worth your time.
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21[[SexySoakedShirt Take a swim]], Darcy.\
22Even though it's not {{canon}}\
23It's okay, cause...{{Squee}}!
24->--Tropers/CallsignEcho
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