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1No way will Po Tato stay on the mat and linger\
2When I give him a belly ringer
3-->-- Apollo Gourd, ''Sumo of the Opera''[[note]]I don't think that's actually a haiku. Not even close. [[/note]]
4
5Oh, my aching back.\
6Might as well call Workmen's Comp.\
7It's thrown out again.
8-->--[[PunnyName Po Tato]], ''Sumo of the Opera''[[note]]Now THAT'S a haiku.[[/note]] [[note]]Haiku. Three un-rhymed lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Haiku. [[/note]]
9
10In the year of the Scallion\
11How about a bout with the\
12Italian Scallion.
13-->-- Apollo Gourd, ''Sumo of the Opera''[[note]]Closer, the champ's only off by two syllables. [[/note]]
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15
16Sentient produce\
17tell stories from Literature/TheBible\
18and sing silly songs.
19-->--Tropers/SizzlyBacon
20
21So, [[Recap/VeggieTalesEpisode14EstherTheGirlWhoBecameQueen Haman]] replaced\
22The gallows with tickling?\
23[[{{Bowdlerize}} Bowdlerization]].
24-->--Justadoo444
25
26Children, as you know,\
27Really don't like vegetables.\

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