1 | No way will Po Tato stay on the mat and linger\ |
2 | When I give him a belly ringer |
3 | -->-- Apollo Gourd, ''Sumo of the Opera''[[note]]I don't think that's actually a haiku. Not even close. [[/note]] |
4 | |
5 | Oh, my aching back.\ |
6 | Might as well call Workmen's Comp.\ |
7 | It's thrown out again. |
8 | -->--[[PunnyName Po Tato]], ''Sumo of the Opera''[[note]]Now THAT'S a haiku.[[/note]] [[note]]Haiku. Three un-rhymed lines of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. Haiku. [[/note]] |
9 | |
10 | In the year of the Scallion\ |
11 | How about a bout with the\ |
12 | Italian Scallion. |
13 | -->-- Apollo Gourd, ''Sumo of the Opera''[[note]]Closer, the champ's only off by two syllables. [[/note]] |
14 | |
15 | |
16 | Sentient produce\ |
17 | tell stories from Literature/TheBible\ |
18 | and sing silly songs. |
19 | -->--Tropers/SizzlyBacon |
20 | |
21 | So, [[Recap/VeggieTalesEpisode14EstherTheGirlWhoBecameQueen Haman]] replaced\ |
22 | The gallows with tickling?\ |
23 | [[{{Bowdlerize}} Bowdlerization]]. |
24 | -->--Justadoo444 |
25 | |
26 | Children, as you know,\ |
27 | Really don't like vegetables.\ |
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