Haiku / VeggieTales

Oh, my aching back.
Might as well call Workman's Comp.
It's thrown out again.
Po Tato, Sumo of the Opera

Sentient produce
tell stories from The Bible
and sing silly songs.

So, Haman replaced
The gallows with tickling?

Children, as you know,
Really don't like vegetables.
God wants to change that.