No way will Po Tato stay on the mat and linger
When I give him a belly ringer
- — Apollo Gourd, Sumo of the Operanote
Oh, my aching back.
Might as well call Workmen's Comp.
It's thrown out again.
In the year of the Scallion
How about a bout with the
Italian Scallion.
- — Apollo Gourd, Sumo of the Operanote
Sentient produce
tell stories from The Bible
and sing silly songs.
So, Haman replaced
The gallows with tickling?
Bowdlerization.
Children, as you know,
Really don't like vegetables.
God wants to change that.