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1	* Every time The Bullshit Man angrily emphasizes the word "bullshit" at the beginning. You can't help but chuckle whenever you hear it.
2	--> '''You know what's BUUUUUUUULLSHIT?!?'''
3	* In the video about [=DVDs=], the Bullshit Man observes that once a DVD starts skipping, it's never the same. Cut to the famous LukeIAmYourFather clip from ''Film/TheEmpireStrikesBack'', except stuttering like crazy and thus, ruining any mood it was going for. The scene ends with "DISC ERROR" plastered over Luke's face.
4	--> '''Bullshit Man''': It's like we're going forward in technology, but only making our lives bullshittier. And when the Bullshit Man says that's bullshit, that's bullshit!
5	* In the video about hotel [=TVs=], the name of the hotel that the Bullshit Man is staying at is "Hotel Ass".
6	** Even more hilarious in that there is a real hotel in Cologne, Germany called "Hotel Ass"!
7	* In the video about DVD & Blu-ray packaging, the Bullshit Man is corrected off-camera (probably by Mike Matei) when he accidentally calls a Blu-ray disc a "DVD".
8	--> '''Bullshit Man''': A Blu-Ray, whatever the fuck is.
9	** Wondering when you'd ever need the latches on DVD cases.
10	--> '''Bullshit Man''': Like, right now, is this gonna be like, "Oh, oh, shit! The DVD won't stay shut! (DVD case falls open repeatedly) Whoops! Whoops! Whoops! No, you just do that, it's snap shut, You don't need these things! Fuckin' assholes!
11	* In the video about iTunes, the account name displayed is "kingsizedump@shitsauce.com".
12	* The "Grass" episode turning out to be a description on how grass turns into ''literal'' bullshit.
13	* In the "Movie Titles" episode, he derided the fourth ''Film/TheFastAndTheFurious'' title ''Fast and Furious'', and would rather it have been called ''Fast and 4ious''.
14	--> '''Bullshit Man''': And if it's a Stallone movie, it's fucked. ''Film/RockyBalboa'', ''Film/{{Rambo\|IV}}''. What next? A sequel to ''Film/{{Cliffhanger}}'' called ''[[InvisibleSubtleDifference Cliff Hanger]]''?
15	* The "Oversized Packaging" episode, when the Bullshit Man tries to open the extremely hard-to-open giant package Lexar [=USBs=] sometimes come in. It withstands scissors and even takes forever when a ''saw'' is applied to it.
16	* In the "Wobbly Tables" episode, he suggests using the tables as makeshift NES controllers for a retro gaming-themed restaurant.
17	* The "Printers" episode has him absolutely livid while dealing with ink shortage, cartridge compatibility, the instructions that print when you run into an error, and paper jams.
18	-->'''Bullshit Man:''' Printers are [[Film/AmericanMovie man's inhumanity to man]]. I hate printers! They give you nothing but shit!
19	* While the whole "Traffic Spikes" episode is gold, the ending is particularly hilarious due to his added F-bomb. With how mad he is about it, one gets the impression that James had just hit a traffic spike before making the video.

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