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1[[AC:François-Marie Arouet]]
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3* On his death bed a priest came and asked him to denounce Satan; he merely replied, "Now is not the time to make new enemies."
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5[[AC:Aurelio Voltaire Hernández]]
6* The songs "Banned On Vulcan" and "When You're Dead."
7* "The Dirtiest Song That Ain't" is probably the most fun you'll ever have shouting out bad words.
8* His story on his Live! album about trying to explain Easter to his son, Mars.
9-->'''Mars''': What's Easter?
10-->'''Voltaire''': Mars, you know, how I told about Jesus and how he was executed? Well, Easter is three days later, when he rose from the grave.
11-->'''Mars''': Jesus is a zombie?!?!
12* "Coin Operated Goi" - a parody of [[Music/AmandaPalmer "Coin Operated Boy"]]. The song details a Jewish man's desire for a non-Jewish man. In theory, potentially a tragic story. In practice, Voltaire makes it hilarious.

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