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1	* From ''Vampire Academy'':
2	-->Rose: Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If you’re going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.\
3	Mason: This is my time, Hathaway. I’m leading today’s session.\
4	Rose: Oh yeah? Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.
5	** [[spoiler:Christian setting Ralf on fire and laughing hysterically about it.]]
6	** Rose's explanation of the first time Lissa noticed her, in elementary school. [[spoiler: She called their teacher a fascist bastard and threw a textbook at his head.]]
7	* From ''Frostbite'':
8	--> Mason: How do you not know where the heart is? Especially considering how many of them you've broken?\
9	Rose: glares\
10	Mason: Beilkov is a sick, evil man who should be thrown into a pit of rapid vipers for the great offense he committed against you this morning.\
11	Rose: Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?\
12	Mason: I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers though.\
13	Rose: Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?\
14	Mason: You ever tried to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering.\
15	Rose: Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this.
16	* From ''Shadow Kiss'':
17	--> Rose: Are you afraid of my possibly insane dark side coming out?\
18	Dimitri: No, I’m afraid of your normal Rose Hathaway side coming out, the one that isn’t afraid to jump in without thinking when she believes something is right.\
19	Rose: Is there a difference?\
20	Dimitri: Yes. [[BaitAndSwitchComparison The second one scares me]].
21	* In ''Spirit Bound'', Robert refers to Adrian as a 'Drunken sod'.
22	* ''Last Sacrifice'':
23	** Abe [[spoiler:pushing Nathan Ivashkov out of the way and whistling into the microphone to get everyone's attention.]]
24	** Sydney [[spoiler: scolding Rose after her escape attempt]].
25	** Adrian deliver this little defense:

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