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Funny: Vampire Academy

  • From Vampire Academy:
    Rose: Hey Mason, wipe the drool off your face. If youíre going to think about me naked, do it on your own time.
    Mason: This is my time, Hathaway. Iím leading todayís session.
    Rose: Oh yeah? Huh. Well, I guess this is a good time to think about me naked, then.
    • Christian setting Ralf on fire and laughing hysterically about it.
  • From Frostbite:
    Mason: How do you not know where the heart is? Especially considering how many of them you've broken?
    Rose: *glares*
    Mason: Beilkov is a sick, evil man who should be thrown into a pit of rapid vipers for the great offense he committed against you this morning.
    Rose: Thank you. Can vipers be rabid?
    Mason: I don't see why not. Everything can be. I think. Canadian geese might be worse than vipers though.
    Rose: Canadian geese are deadlier than vipers?
    Mason: You ever tried to feed those little bastards? They're vicious. You get thrown to vipers, you die quickly. But the geese? That'll go on for days. More suffering.
    Rose: Wow. I don't know whether I should be impressed or frightened that you've thought about all this.
  • From Shadow Kiss:
    Rose: Are you afraid of my possibly insane dark side coming out?
    Dimitri: No, Iím afraid of your normal Rose Hathaway side coming out, the one that isnít afraid to jump in without thinking when she believes something is right.
    Rose: Is there a difference?
    Dimitri: Yes. The second one scares me.
  • In Spirit Bound, Robert refers to Adrian as a 'Drunken sod'.
  • Last Sacrifice:
    • Abe pushing Nathan Ivashkov out of the way and whistling into the microphone to get everyone's attention.
    • Sydney scolding Rose after her escape attempt.
    • Adrian deliver this little defense:
    My mother wasn't sleeping with anybody. She doesn't even sleep with my father.