1 | * The opening scene of Cheech being so dazed after waking up that he stumbles into the bathroom and ends up [[MistakenForToilet peeing in a laundry hamper]] ''across the room from the toilet''. |
2 | |
3 | * Pedro and the Man meet for the first time when Chong hitchhikes with fake breasts. |
4 | -->'''Man:''' I slept in a ditch last night and almost froze my balls off. |
5 | -->'''Pedro:''' I didn't even think you ''had'' any! |
6 | |
7 | * Pedro, trying to find a joint to share with Chong: |
8 | -->'''Pedro:''' No, that's my dick... ''[finds it]'' Here it is. |
9 | -->'''Chong:''' I hope your dick's bigger than this, man. |
10 | |
11 | * "Am I driving OK?" "I think we're parked." |
12 | ** This is followed by Pedro beginning to freak out, so Man gives him what he thinks is some drugs that will mellow him out until... |
13 | -->'''Man:''' Hey, man, don't eat those. |
14 | -->'''Pedro:''' Hey, man, I already took them, man! |
15 | -->'''Man:''' ''[[OhCrap Ohhhhh!]]'' |
16 | -->'''Pedro:''' What do you mean, "''Ohhhhh!''"?! |
17 | -->'''Man:''' Oh, wow, man! |
18 | -->'''Pedro:''' [[IAteWhat Hey, what]] ''[[IAteWhat WAS]]'' [[IAteWhat that shit, man?!]] |
19 | -->'''Man:''' [[WhamLine You just ate the most acid I've EVER seen anybody eat in my entire life!]] |
20 | -->'''Pedro:''' I never had no acid before, man! |
21 | -->'''Man:''' I hope you're not busy for about a month! |
22 | -->'''Pedro:''' [[FreakOut Shit! I'm going to die, man! That shit's gonna make me die, man!]] |
23 | -->'''Man:''' No, that's good acid, man. |
24 | -->'''Pedro:''' [[MotorMouth It's going to make me freak out, man!]] |
25 | -->'''Man:''' Relax, man! |
26 | -->'''Pedro:''' [[MotorMouth I've seen those guys that had too many acid, their heads look like a pumpkin, like THAT, man!]] |
27 | -->'''Man:''' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting HEY, MELLOW OUT, MAN!!]]''''' Now, just go "Oommmmmmm"... |
28 | -->'''Pedro:''' What? |
29 | -->'''Man:''' Do it! "Ommmmmmm...." |
30 | -->'''Pedro:''' Ohhhh! |
31 | -->''(They begin to chant together, with Pedro slipping in an "Ohhh, shit!" at one point until he calms down.)'' |
32 | -->'''Man:''' There. You better now, man? |
33 | -->'''Pedro:''' Yeah... |
34 | -->'''Man:''' You mellow? |
35 | -->'''Pedro:''' Yeah. |
36 | -->'''Man:''' Feel alright, huh? |
37 | -->'''Pedro:''' Yeah! |
38 | -->'''Man:''' '''[[JumpScare RAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!]]''' |
39 | -->'''Pedro:''' GODDAMN, MOTHERFUCKER! ''GODDAMN!'' WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?! |
40 | -->'''Man:''' Sometimes that helps! |
41 | * Cheech, talking to the cop while stoned. |
42 | --> "My license? It's on the bumper." |
43 | --> "Here's your momma!" |
44 | --> "His name is ''RAAAAAALPH'', man." |
45 | |
46 | * [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUmVd4RQZCo Chong spills Ajax on a plate. A woman sees it and thinks that it's cocaine...]] |
47 | |
48 | * The marijuana van is overheating. A cop pulls Pedro and Chong over and gets high off the fumes. |
49 | --> '''Cop:''' "What do you guys want?" |
50 | --> '''Cop:''' "[[RealisticDictionIsUnrealistic Do you mind if I have a, bite of your, ah, hot dog?]]" |
51 | --> '''Chong:''' "What was he ''on'', man? |
52 | --> '''Cheech:''' "I don't know but I wish we had some of it!" |
53 | |
54 | * Chong on the police dispatch with Sgt. Stadenko: "Was that Lard Ass?" "[[BerserkButton HARD HAT, HARD HAT!!!]]" |
55 | ** In a deleted scene: "The van was last seen headed to your momma's bedroom." |
56 | ** The end to that bit: |
57 | --> "Radio dispatch! Do you know who this is?" |
58 | --> "No, who is this is?" |
59 | --> "This is Sargent Stadenko!" |
60 | --> "Oh, yeah? You know who this is?" |
61 | --> "...No...!" |
62 | --> "Bye-bye, lardass!" |
63 | |
64 | * "Fuck me, Alex!" |
65 | ** "I didn't know your name was Alex, man!" |
66 | |
67 | * The ''entire'' [[Music/AliceCooper Alice]] [[Music/DavidBowie Bowie]] performance. |
68 | |
69 | * "You mean we're smoking dogshit, man?" |
70 | |
71 | * In the courtroom when Pedro takes the judge's glass of water to give Man a drink. |
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