1 | * Gaz's striptease for Jonny. The latter's face is ''priceless''. |
2 | * "Women don't cheat on me. I'm just so pretty." |
3 | * "We got our women pregnant at the same time! We've got telepathic testicles!" |
4 | * Jonny deciding he wants to name his first daughter Ferrari [[ComicBook/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch Sabrina]] [[Music/BritneySpears Britney]]. |
5 | * Jonny's drunken speech at the end of "Ugly Babies", after having seemingly accepted that Janet might be pregnant: |
6 | --> '''Jonny:''' ''(dramatically)'' My daughter will want for nothing. She'll have dollies-a-plenty. And bears but [[MonsterClown no clowns, they scare me]]. And on a perfect summer's eve, when the sun dances like... Michael Flatley... after our dinner of spaghetti hoops, we shall run like Billy-ho himself, down to a sea so calm it would make Des Lynam look like a big, scary wolfman. [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments She will be the most cherished little girl in the whole world]]. [[EmbarrassingFirstName My little Ferrari]]. |
7 | ** And then it's wonderfully subverted: |
8 | --> '''Janet:''' ...Jonny, I'm not pregnant.\ |
9 | '''Jonny:''' ''(relieved)'' [[PrecisionFStrike Oh, thank fuck for that]]! |
10 | * Flo's obsession with the word "valve". |
11 | * Munch. "Hiyaaaaaaaa!" |
12 | * Louise gets a card from a secret admirer, and she sniffs it in an attempt to get a clue as to who sent it. |
13 | --> '''Louise:''' ''(thoughtfully)'' Hmmmmm... [[TheDitz Who do I know who smells of paper]]? |
14 | * "...It's barrel wash, Gaz." |
15 | * Pretty much the entirety of "When Janet Met Jonny". Especially "The Biscuit Rap". |
16 | ** Then there's this squick-worthy line (from an earlier song) courtesy of Jonny: |
17 | --> '''Jonny:''' I've no need for a woman, when I’ve got my left hand/Just a handy tub of Vaseline and [[BrainBleach a picture of my gran]]. |
18 | * Following Gaz and Donna's (first) break-up due to the former sleeping with Janet, the two of them have to pose as Jonny and Janet so the latter couple can get married (ItMakesSenseInContext). Cue Donna-as-Janet's original wedding vow to Gaz-as-Jonny: |
19 | --> '''Donna:''' ''(completely deadpan and straight-faced)'' My darling husband-to-be. Ever since you shagged my best friend and got her up the duff, I can think of no better way I'd rather spend my life than with a ''bastard'' like you. |
20 | --> ''(Cue the registar looking on in disbelief)'' |
21 | * |
22 | --> '''Janet:''' ''(in labour)'' How the hell does a baby's head come out of something so small?! |
23 | --> '''Jonny:''' Small? You think a lot of yourself. |
24 | * |
25 | --> '''Louise:''' You must know all about prostitution, Donna, what with your mum being a whore. |
26 | --> '''Donna:''' My mum wasn't a whore! She just had sex with men... for... money... |
27 | * Louise's recorded lines in "When Jonny Met Sharky", as recorded by Arthur using a baritone with NoIndoorVoice (and plenty of [[DramaticPause dramatic pauses]]). |
28 | --> ''I am the god... of HELLFIRE.'' |
29 | --> ''I have often had a can of Dr. Pepper... removed from my anus.'' |
30 | * Gaz's naked balloon dance. That is all. |
31 | * "I heard the sound of tumbling biscuits!" |
32 | * The song Gaz sings every night before he sleeps so not to dream about [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes sheep]]. "Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep. What do we do before we sleep? We bring in all the sheep." |
33 | * "I'm a bastion of knowledge. Look at me bastioning." ''(followed by pricless "clenched fists" gesture)'' |
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