Line #49 Funny/TheWalkingDeadRealMonsters


1	''FanFic/TheWalkingDeadRealMonsters'' has it's funny moments every now and again.
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4	* “I won’t let Charles ripping your balls off forever time.”
5	* Nate's inability to pronounce Japanese words properly.
6	** Annie May
7	** Ah nah tah wah bawkaw desk
8	* When Nate asks the zombie in the first chapter if it wants to go to the police, it responds with shrieking at him in a very ridiculous manner.
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10	-->'''Nate''': Charles, I need to borrow your ass stabber.\
11	'''Charlie''': No. Eat a dick.
12	* Not only is this exchange funny, it also has some rather interesting implications.
13	-->'''Nate''': What? I’d crash into a house for free blowjobs.
14	-->'''Charlie''': Of course ya would, that’s the only way you’d get one.
15	-->'''Nate''': Oh really?
16	-->'''Charlie''': Really. Cuz your dick’s like Play-Doh; fun to play with, not to eat.
17	--> LATER
18	-->'''Nate''': When this shit blows over, I’ll buy all the cigarettes ya want.
19	-->'''Charlie''': Really?
20	-->'''Nate''': Sure. I’ll do it all for the low ''low'' price of a free blowjob.
21	* Charlie constantly referring to Vaughan as Nate's boyfriend.
22	** Even funnier when you realize she's half-right, and they both know it, but Nate is still too proud to admit it.
23	** Becomes HarsherInHindsight when the flashback sequences come around, and we find the source of his "pride." Not to mention [[spoiler: the effect it ends up having on [[AbortedDeclarationOfLove his relationship with Vaughan]]]].
24	* Nate's interactions with the baby are sometimes funny.
25	* The notifications for the baby.
26	--> (?) The baby thinks you’re a food dispenser
27	--> (?) The baby likes Charlie’s hair
28	--> (?) The baby likes the sound of your voice
29	--> (?) The baby wants Vaughan’s glasses
30	* After Nate lies about the reason they need to go to the hospital, the passage that follows is ''golden''.
31	--> “Two things.” She said. “One, you’re not ''fifty''. You don’t ''need'' that. And two, I highly doubt your hand is going to care that you can’t keep it up.”
32	--> “Your hand might.” Nate said. Charlie’s unimpressed eyes traveled from his face to his crotch and back to his face again.
33	--> “You say that like I can hold onto it.” She said.
34	--> “I know. It’s too big.” Nate’s matter-of-fact response came with a smile.
35	--> “Too ''big?''” Charlie looked amused and surprised. “In what, white people standards?” She deepened her voice and spoke like she lost fifty IQ points. “''Oh boy, my dick’s a whole inch long!''”
36	--> “Your dick’s an inch long? No wonder I haven’t seen it.”
37	--> “Yours isn’t big. Don’t bullshit.”
38	--> “You change your tune real quick. When we were all at it last night, you were like-” Nate let go of the wheel, took two fingers, and shoved it as far back into his mouth as he could without gagging. “Mmmph ''mmph'' mmmm''mmmph!''”
39	* Nate telling Vaughan that he's as peaceful as Gandhi’s and Martin Luther King Jr.’s gay love child.
40	* When Vaughan offers his hand so Nate can get out of the fountain water, Nate high-fives him instead.
41	--> (?) Vaughan is annoyed with you
42	* Both Nate and the text makes fun of Sissy's name.
43	** Sissy Boner.
44	** Pissy Bonbon.
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46	-->'''Nate''': Why don’t ''you'' do it?
47	-->'''Sissy''': I’m shy.
48	-->'''Nate''': You talked to me after seein’ me beat up two people!
49	-->'''Sissy''': …I’m shy.
50	-->'''Nate''': You’re also a little shit.
51	* Almost every scene with Jude in it could be on this page.
52	* In chapter 5, Nate and Charlie have a very nsfw conversation about Dr. Nāgá just to piss off the doctors [[spoiler: on the outside of the barricaded room.]] The banter is hilarious.
53	--> (?) The doctors think you’re an asshole
54	* “We’re going to die in this room.” This is Charlie's deadpanned reaction when she realizes that [[spoiler: they're going to have to rely on Jude to get them out of the room they were barricaded in.]]
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56	--> '''Nate''': ...I can’t remember ever seeing you [[spoiler: cry]] before today.

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