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13	[[folder:Transformers]]
14	* Critic fainting from exhaustion at the end of the review.
15	* The review is simply one crack-up moment after the next- you'll be lucky if you even ''hear'' the last half of the video over your own laughter.
16	[[/folder]]
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18	[[folder:Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue]]
19	* "You know, I thought this would be really cool, but it turns out all my favorite cartoon characters are fucking narcs!"
20	* "But if Bugs Bunny knows what a joint is, that means Bugs Bunny knows what drugs are! And if Bugs Bunny knows what drugs are, then that means the rest of the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes know what drugs are! And if all the WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes know what drugs are...then ''[[ThisExplainsSoMuch that just explains too goddamned much]]''!
21	* His expression after Simon says "Marijuana."
22	* "They have an Intervention...with an Alan Menken song." songs starts playing NC rises gun to his head song continues DramaticGunCock Shot
23	* "[[UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M AN OLD PERSON, BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M KEEPING YOU FROM YOUR CARTOONS, BLAH BLAH BLAH!]]"
24	** "Oh my God, George Bush is starting this thing off!" ''DoubleTake'' "Oh my God...George Bush is starting this thing off. [[ThisIsGonnaSuck That can't be good.]]"
25	* His description of the "drugs" in Michael's box.
26	-->'''Critic:''' Because, hey, he was high, and he thought it was a good idea at the time.
27	* "Corey thinks about telling her father, but he's too busy being an alcoholic. And gay. And The Brawny Man."
28	* Replaces a clip of the smoke's dialogue with part of Film/{{Patton}}'s opening speech.
29	-->"This individuality stuff is a bunch of crap! The bilious bastards who wrote that stuff about individuality don't know anything more about real battle than they do about fornicating!"
30	* Critic's final analysis:
31	-->'''Critic:''' Maybe I'm being too harsh on this special. After all, they are trying to teach a very moral lesson:\
32	'''[[Series/{{Alf}} ALF]]:''' Drugs aren't your pal, pal -- they're your enemy!\
33	'''Critic:''' A very sound point -- any objections?\
34	'''The Smoke:''' I make 'em feel good.\
35	'''Critic:''' Got me there! ''(goes off to take a hit off a bong)''
36	[[/folder]]
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38	[[folder:Cloverfield Trailer]]
39	* The reenactment of the trailer through drawings.
40	* Critic speculating on what the then-mysterious unseen menace could be. It becomes a hilarious amalgamation of BreadEggsBreadedEggs and NinjaPirateZombieRobot....Involving Franchise/DonkeyKong, The Black Smoke from ''Series/{{Lost}}'', J.J. Abrams' ''Bad Robot'' logo and [[Literature/TheBible Jesus of Nazareth]].
41	[[/folder]]
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43	[[folder:Power Rangers: A Look Back]]
44	* At the start of the review, where he remembers not being a Power Rangers fan to begin with, thinking ItWillNeverCatchOn. "[[TakeThatMe And this is why I'm not in the stock market.]]"
45	* There's also when Critic imitates Creator/JohnnyYongBosch, and in the same time (maybe unintentionally) explains/predicts why he's now one of the more popular Anime voice actors.
46	-->"Hey, hey. bitch, get back here! Where's my real superpower? Hey! ''HEEEEYYYYYY!!!'' '''HEEEEYYYYY!!!''' Fuck this, man, I'm gonna go into Anime."
47	* His rant at the end:
48	-->[[MindScrew This movie makes no sense]], nothing about the Franchise/PowerRangers does! [[TokyoIsTheCenterOfTheUniverse How come the monsters always land in the exact same city?]] [[StockFootage How come the city turns into a canyon whenever the fight scene's about to happen?]]" [[ColorCodedForYourConvenience How come nobody recognizes the rangers even though they wear the exact same colors every day?]] [[HollywoodTourettes How come they always move like they have Tourette Syndrome?]] How come Rita's voice never sounds right? [[SuperSentaiStance How come they dress up like Nascar mannequins?]] [[ArtisticLicenseSpace How come it's sunny in space?]] [[AmbiguouslyGay How come Alpha's so gay?]] [[MsFanservice How come Kimberly's so hot?]]\
49	[[EarWorm And why is that theme song so damn catchy?!]]
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52	[[folder:Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Book Launch]]
53	* The comparison between the normal line and the preorder line.
54	* The bit with the Scottish guy.
55	* Him getting excited when the bookstore opens.
56	[[/folder]]
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58	[[folder:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Movies]]
59	* His [[{{Squee}} absolute geek-out]] at how the Turtles looked in the first movie.
60	* His cracking up at [[{{Narm}} how hilariously stupid]] "Punish these turtles" sounds. And that's only because it really does.
61	* This bit about the second film:
62	--> '''Critic:''' After all the parents complained about the violence and swearing in the first film, you know, everything that made it good, the second film tones down the action and the bad language. Instead of using their weapons to fight people, they use stuff like cold food, belts and yo-yos. You know, stuff you find lying around the house. So now all your kids will know how to turn household appliances into blunt, badass weapons. [[SarcasmMode Thank you, parents of America!]]\
63	'''Splinter:''' Idiots.
64	* Immediately after, noting the language in the first film. He doesn't recall that much, only to be greeted with a quick montage of the characters saying "Damn!"
65	-->'''Critic:''' Okay okay... so every kid was swearing like a bastard after this film came out. But granted, it's a lot better than their original cut.\
66	''(F-bomb-filled audio from ''Film/BoyzNTheHood'' is dubbed over fight footage in the first TMNT movie)''\
67	'''Critic:''' Never let Creator/SpikeLee direct a children's movie.
68	* On Vanilla Ice's Ninja Rap in the second film:
69	-->"This guy is going places! Like the unemployment line!" ''["BUMMIN' IT" text appears]''
70	* His [[FreakOut epic psychotic meltdown]] while reviewing ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesIII'', the third of the original ''Franchise/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles'' live action movies. Includes {{Angrish}} and a ShowerOfAngst...''twice''.
71	-->"Sit back and let's enjoy TMNT 3." ''(5 minutes later)'' [[GoMadFromTheRevelation "OH MY GOD IT'S SO TERRIBLE! IT'S SO TERRIBLEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!]] ....This movie is...is... '''HORRIBIFUCKUS!'''"
72	[[/folder]]
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74	[[folder:Top 11 Scariest Nostalgic Moments]]
75	* "I used to have a Ninja Turtle doll... THAT I SHOT!"
76	* Him getting scared with the banshee at the end.
77	[[/folder]]
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79	[[folder:Super Mario Bros.]]
80	* Pointing out how Mario is Luigi's father, instead of being brothers like in the games (or as the title would of the movie would imply)... Then his realization about the implications of [[BrotherSisterIncest Mario being Luigi's father AND brother]]
81	-->'''Critic:''' So what are you trying to say? They're father and son... ''and'' brothers?\
82	'''Luigi:''' He's been my mother my whole life.\
83	''(Critic looks dumbfounded as footage from the movie plays to the ''Film/BrokebackMountain'' theme)''\
84	'''Critic:''' [[YoureInsane ...You're messed up movie. You're fucking messed up!]]
85	* His whole "WhosOnFirst" reaction to the last names.
86	-->'''Critic:''' ''(when the guard asks for Mario's last name)'' Whoa, ''whoa''! We're gonna hear Mario's last name? Dude, we've never heard Mario's last name before! [[TemptingFate This oughta be interesting.]] Er, uh, cool, so, uh, what's Mario's last name?\
87	'''Mario:''' Mario.\
88	'''Critic:''' ''Yeaaah'', now what's your last name?\
89	'''Mario:''' Mario.\
90	'''Critic:''' ''No, no, no, no!'' What's your ''last'' name?\
91	'''Mario:''' Mario.\
92	'''Critic:''' ''(sputters, then starts again)'' Okay, what's your first name?\
93	'''Mario:''' Mario.\
94	'''Critic:''' ''Alright'', now what's your last name?\
95	'''Mario:''' Mario.\
96	'''Critic:''' ''(to Mario)'' Fuck you. ''(to Luigi)'' What's your first name?\
97	'''Luigi:''' Luigi.\
98	'''Critic:''' And what's your last name?\
99	'''Mario:''' Mario.\
100	'''Critic:''' ''(to Mario) Shut up!'' ''(to Luigi)'' What's your last name?\
101	'''Luigi:''' Luigi Mario.\
102	'''Critic:''' ''Those are both first names, what's your last name?!''\
103	'''Mario:''' Mario.\
104	'''Critic:''' ''(to Mario) Shut it!'' ''(to Luigi)'' What's your full name?\
105	'''Luigi:''' Luigi Mario.\
106	'''Critic:''' ''Those are both fir--! (catches himself, and starts again)'' Okay, what's your first name?\
107	'''Luigi:''' Luigi.\
108	'''Critic:''' And what's your last name?\
109	'''Mario:''' Mario.\
110	'''Critic:''' ''(to Mario)'' '''SHUT THE FUCK--!''' ''(takes a moment to breath; to Luigi)'' What's your full name?\
111	'''Luigi:''' Luigi Mario.\
112	'''Critic:''' [[WhatIsThisX What is this, an Abbott and Costello routine?]]\
113	'''Luigi:''' It's Mario Mario, and Luigi Mario.\
114	'''Critic:''' [[VisibleSilence .........]][[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you]] ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe kidding me?]] They couldn't think of last names so they just gave them their first names ''again?!'' That's like something a kid writes down when he doesn't know the answer on a test! "Mario's last name is, ''dur'', Mario! And Luigi's last name is... Mario too! Because they're brothers, you see! No, wait: ''father'' and ''son''."
115	* The whole "BOB-OMB! ([[MondegreenGag BA-BOMB!]])"/"Monkey!" exchange. [[BrickJoke Culminating in]] [[TheStinger one last parting shot]]:
116	-->'''Critic:''' (After pointing out how the movie had three writers and two directors) But to their credit, [[SarcasmMode can you think of anyone else that could POSSIBLY direct a superior film?]]\
117	'''[[Creator/DennisHopper Koopa]]:''' [[AnswerCut A monkey!]]\
118	'''Critic:''' He's got me there.
119	** Plus during the sequence, the words "[[QuestionableCasting Academy Award Nominated Actor]]" fading onto the screen.
120	** Pointing out how, far from the [[KillItWithFire Fire breathing]], hammer throwing [[OurDragonsAreDifferent dragon]] he is in the games, Koopa in this case is a CorruptCorporateExecutive bordering on SissyVillain status, making him more like "a mix between UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump and [[Film/AustinPowers Dr. Evil]]."

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