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1	* Hello Anonymous. I'm glad at least some of most of you are liking my new Old Spice commercial (random crown). And that means a lot (large book). Because you're important to me (jewel-encrusted scepter). And I wanna make you proud (freshwater fish). So I always try my best ([[DoubleEntendre delicious cake]]). Because you deserve the best (the fish again). So that's what I give you. Thank you, friends. You're my everything. -{{Beat}}- (Expensive magnifying glass)[[note]]Every item in parentheses was said while holding up the actual item. The cake had "You're Beautiful" icing'd onto it[[/note]].
2	* [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny Old Spice Guy VS Fabio]]. ALL OF IT! To wit:
3	** Old Spice Guy challenges Fabio at a staring contest. For a full minute, Old Spice Guy stares at the camera not moving. Then he brings out a fishing rod with a comb attached to the hook ''while still staring at the camera!'' He then reels it towards the ground and acts like he's fishing. Come Fabio's turn, and he does his stare for a full minute and [[BrickJoke the comb]] that Old Spice Guy had comes down at him. Turns out, Old Spice Guy was ''[[BatmanGambit fishing]]'' for Fabio to get the comb. Fabio falls for it and uses the comb, admitting his defeat.
4	** Even funnier perhaps... the pong off match. 13 consecutive videos of Old Spice Guy vs Fabio in, that's right, pong.
5	* '''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Terry. Crews.]]'''
6	-->'''Terry''': OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SO POWERFUL IT'LL BLOW YOUR MIND '''RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR ''FACE!'''''\
7	(Terry's brain exits his head, complete with mouth and rocket thrusters, and flies in front of his face)\
8	'''Terry's Brain''': Goodbye.\
9	'''Terry''': OH '''NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'''\
10	'''Terry's Brain''': '''(EXPLODES)'''\
11	'''Terry, who is now speaking gibberish''': <What a powerful mistake I've made.>
12	** I HAVE A '''SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!'''
13	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_hWeN249fs The entirety of "And So It Begins"]]. Especially since Terry Crews [[HostileShowTakeover hijacks the commercial about 20 seconds in.]]
14	-->'''Terry:''' [[NoIndoorVoice GUESS WHO!!!]]\
15	'''Old Spice Guy:''' It's you.\
16	'''Terry:''' [[NoIndoorVoice IT'S ME!!! GOODBYE!!!]]
17	** [[https://youtu.be/y_hWeN249fs?list=PLoF_PWSjd6xUhLw-Ca4CaWo5vRAlCfggE The whole ad campaign]] following is a riot in itself. Old Spice is probably the only current company that could successfully pull DuelingWorks on ITSELF.
18	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_We924vcjU&t=1m32s Odor Blocker Body Wash]] is too '''POWERFUL''' [[YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle to let this commercial end]]!
19	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kOA5D6K7Mc Yet another typical Old Spice commercial.]] [[CommercialSwitcheroo Nope! Tide Ad!]]

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