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1	* When Sid can't stop laughing at Elizabeth's mother's dementia, her husband has this response:
2	-->'''Scott''': [[CallingYourAttacks I'm going to hit you]]. ''[PUNCH]''
3	* When Sid greets Matt with a one-armed hug and a "What's up, bro?":
4	-->'''Matt''': Don't ever do that to me again.
5	* When Matt is demanding Alex stop berating her comatose mother, and Alex challenges him to do something, he spontaneously turns her around and ''spanks'' her, causing a disbelieving silence in the room.
6	-->'''Scottie''': YOU GOT SERVED!
7	-->'''Alex''': Did you just SPANK me?!
8	* Matt and Alex pay Brian and his family a visit to discuss his affair with Elizabeth, and Alex is not impressed by Matt's chosen salutation:
9	-->'''Matt:''' I just figured out, I do know your husband. My daughter and I were on our way back from dinner, and we just thought we'd stop by and say "Howdy."\
10	''[Alex looks at Matt in disbelief and mouths "'Howdy'!?"]''
11	* More of a cringe-worthy CMOF, when Matt confronts Brian:
12	-->'''Matt King''': One more question for you.
13	-->'''Brian Speer''': Yes?
14	-->'''Matt King''': Ever been inside my bedroom?
15	-->'''Brian Speer''': Once.
16	-->'''Matt King''': You could have had the decency to lie about that one.
17	-->'''Brian Speer''': [[BrutalHonesty Alright, twice.]]

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