1 | * Momoka screaming "STATUE!!!" |
2 | * Keroro scrubbing what looks like a cupboard in Episode 2: |
3 | --> "I FUCKING LOVE CLEANING! ''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!'' *sets cupboard on fire*" |
4 | * Mois pointing out the obvious in episode 5. "You look like me!" |
5 | ** Keroro and Tamama's phone call. Pretty much the entire thing. |
6 | --> '''Keroro''': You got stuck. |
7 | --> '''Tamama''': Mhm. |
8 | --> '''Keroro''': Well where are you? |
9 | --> '''Tamama''': I'm locked inside a car. |
10 | --> '''Keroro''': Alright, don't worry. I'll come over an- what. |
11 | --> '''Tamama''': I'm locked inside a car. |
12 | --> '''Keroro''': ...Hun? Think about what you said for a minute. |
13 | --> '''Tamama''': I said I'm locked insi-Ooooh, I see what's wrong! |
14 | --> '''Keroro''': Good! |
15 | --> '''Tamama''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint *Click*]] Okay now I'm locked. Come and get me, Sarge!~ |
16 | --> '''Keroro''': ... He's worth it. He's worth it. |
17 | * The disappointing lottery numbers in episode 6. "Four, four, four, four, ssssssssffffffNINE" "FUCK IT ALL!" |
18 | * Weapons spelled Backwards is Toys....Okay it's snopaew. |
19 | * "I'm a big kid now!" from Ep. 7.....just...... |
20 | * Episode 8: "HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPELL HELLO? DOES IT HAVE AN H? WHAT THE FUCK'S AN H?" |
21 | * "I'll be the hero! G.I [=JOOOOOOoeeeeeee=]..." |
22 | * Giroro after he tried to color an entire animation by himself. |
23 | * "DO THE CAN-CAN LIKE A TWAT!" |
24 | * Episode 9: |
25 | -->'''[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOONE?!]]''' [[MoodWhiplash Oh well.]] Talking doughnut, it's just you and me. |
26 | -->''*beat*'' |
27 | -->''*nom*'' '''[[MyGodWhatHaveIDone WHAT HAVE I DOOOOOOONE?!]]''' |
28 | * Keroro's entire dealing with [[spoiler:Tamama's true gender]] in episode 11. |
29 | -->''*hiding in a file cabinet* "Oh hello...this is my roommate Carl. Don't talk to him, he is penis."'' |
30 | * [[TheScrappy Joriri]] is practically [[OneSceneWonder a walking CMOF all on his own]]. Some of his advice consists of: |
31 | -->"Less talking, more walking. Unless you're on a island. Cause you're gonna fucking drown." |
32 | -->'''Young Zeroro''': "Can you be my new daddy?" '''Joriri''': "If I had a nickel for every time I heard that, I'd smell ''really'' bad." '''Young Giroro''': "You already do." '''Joriri''': "I'm rich." |
33 | -->"You kids know about E-Z Bake Ovens? Well I tried to make 'em difficult. I failed." |
34 | -->"Remember to live your life like a sea urchin: Fuckin' ridiculous." '''Kids''': "[[CreepyMonotone Ridiculous.]]" |
35 | -->"Volcanoes erupt once every year, just like having sex with me, 'cept less people die." |
36 | -->"A library book, or as I like to call it, a reading cocktease." |
37 | -->"I don't understand water wings. Every time I throw a bird into a lake, they drown." |
38 | -->"Don't worry kids, I run a lemonade stand. And when I run out of lemons, that leads to violence." |
39 | -->"Look young man, may I call you young man? I would rather not. Listen: you'll find yourself interested in many different men and women, and sometimes you'll find yourself driving backwards to your son's wedding. But remember this: the sun doesn't set on love. It just questions why you showed up to a wedding wearing nothing but two socks and a chain wallet. Now get out there and get me a wife." |
40 | -->"I used to find Yo' Mama jokes were funny. Now I just find 'em in my sleeping bag." |
41 | -->"Sometimes I get lost in thought. What's the best route out of "I wonder what dirt tastes like"?" |
42 | * Episode 4: "Yep, there goes my motor skills...and my sex drive." "I'LL REBUILD IT IF IT KILLS ME!" |
43 | * Episode 15. Aki curing Keroro of his disease. |
44 | -->''Aki:'' "Put this in your mouth..." |
45 | -->''Keroro:'' *beat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! |
46 | -->''Aki:'' "That's called a bleeding! It's how they treated the black plague." |
47 | -->''Keroro:'' "WHY DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD HELP?!" |
48 | * Episode 11: Pururu asks Dororo about how he could possibly have every known virus, germ, parasite and cancer and still be remotely fine: |
49 | -->'''Pururu:''' "How is this even possible...?" |
50 | -->'''Dororo:''' "Oh you know, I eat my vegetables." |
51 | -->'''Pururu:''' "What kind of fucking vegetables could do that?!" |
52 | -->'''Dororo:''' "God broccoli." |
53 | -->''(beat)'' |
54 | -->'''Pururu:''' "...'God broccoli'." |
55 | -->'''Dororo:''' "What? It's a good vegetable." |
56 | * Upon Dororo seeing Zoruru: |
57 | -->'''Dororo:''' "ARE YOU ROBOCOP?!" |
58 | -->'''Keroro:''' "...Wow, Dororo. You're an ''ass''." |
59 | -->'''Mois:''' "Well, is he?" |
60 | -->'''Zoruru:''' "Someone...Is finally...Unaware of me...''Thank you.''" ''(disappears)'' |
61 | * Let's face it, seeing Giroro's older brother Garuru think Keroro is some sort of tactical mastermind who has bested him at virtually every turn was pretty funny. |
62 | * The song Giroro wrote for Natsumi when he had a crush on her. |
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