Line #32 Funny/Sequelitis


1	!VideoGame/MegaManClassic vs. VideoGame/MegaManX
2	* RIDING ON CARS! guitar riff
3	* Regarding ''Mega Man X'':
4	--> '''Egoraptor:''' HOLYFUCKTHISGAMESAWESOME! Look at the graphics and the music, oh my god it feels so good! And it's not on the Sega Genesis it's on the Super Nintendo! See, this is a sequel, this is a fuckin' sequel! You thought I was going to talk about bad sequels all the time on ''Sequelitis''? FUCK NO!
5	-->''({{beat}})''
6	--> '''Egoraptor:''' This game makes my dick ''rock hard!''
7	** He even calls back to the format of the previous video to specifically make this point:-
8	--> "Remember in the first episode, you know, ‘what they did wrong’, ‘what they did right’? Fuckin’... ''please''. This is '''''WHY MEGA MAN X IS SO FUCKING GOOD THAT IT MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD!!''''' (Also I talk about what elements of the original Mega Man games were enhanced to be even more effective--)"
9	* Yeah! Yeah, lemons!
10	* This glorious bit:
11	--> '''Egoraptor:''' I mean no matter how stupid you are I'm sure you don't appreciate it when you're playing your game and then someone shows up and goes-
12	--> '''Random Guy:''' HEY! YOU KNOW WHA- YOU REALLY NEED TA DOOOOOOOO IS JUMP OVER THAT OPEN PIT CUZ IT'LL KILL YOU! ........ 'Kay just wanted ya to know!
13	--> '''Egoraptor:''' Okay thanks......
14	** Even funnier is if you turn on hints in the Anniversary Collection's version of VideoGame/MegaMan1, Dr. Light will call you at that EXACT point and tell you to jump over the BottomlessPit.
15	* And then Creator/{{Capcom}} was like, "Fuck!"
16	* Preceding his gigantic [[SugarWiki/GushingAboutShowsYouLike gush]] about the opening level of VideoGame/MegaManX1, we get this gem:
17	--> Okay, lemme level with you for a sec. Electrical engineering? ''Pretty smart.'' General relativity? Pretty [[ClusterFBomb fuckin']] smart! The intro level to Mega Ma[[SmashCut --]] [[AtomicFBomb FUCKING...]] ''[[LargeHam GENIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSS!!]]''
18	* "All right, so let's get serious here for a second. ({{Beat}}) [[MoodWhiplash CHECK THIS FUCKIN' SHIT OUT!]]"
19	* THEMING. INTRO STAGE. '''FUCK.'''
20	* The sudden change in tone with this line:
21	--> "WHY MEGAMANX IS SO FUCKING GOOD IT MAKES MY DICK ROCK HARD!!!"
22	--> "also I talk about what elements in the original Mega Man were enhanced to be more effective."
23	* When Egoraptor gets to Zero:
24	-->'''Egoraptor''': AND WHO THE FUCK IS THIS Zooms in on Zero ...''[[FlatWhat person]]''. [[DudeLooksLikeALady Is that a guy or a girl, or, I don't fucking know]].
25	* The part where he rails on how some games tend to treat the player like an idiot when teaching them how to play saying "It seems to be catered to kids who don't know what's going on in the world. (Beat) They don't know [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Obama]] (the BRollRebus on this line is a picture of Nelson Mandela)."
26	* "See, look, I know you're not a stupid kid... [[SirSwearsALot because I say 'fuck' a lot]], and you're okay with that."
27
28	!Super Castlevania 4
29	* Arin makes an OverlyLongGag out of the titular "Super".
30	* [[NinjaZombiePirateRobot SKELETON SNAKE]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome DRAGON HEADS FROM THE WALL]]
31
32	!Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda
33	* Arin's complaints about how much {{Railroading}} there is in the later games gives us this rant:
34	-->'''Arin''': You're no longer a pioneer adventurer, you're a guest at Disneyland. Here's your ticket! Be sure to check out Space Mountain, Indiana Jones before you leave! Guess Goofy's weight! ''WIN A PRIZE!''
35	-->'''Other Guy''': ...120 pounds?
36	-->'''Arin''': (quietly) ...No. 'S too low.
37	* Egoraptor makes full use of the HelloInsertNameHere field:
38	--> Buttface, you have fully matured as an adult.
39	* His constant admitting that he's making himself a walking target by criticizing one of the most famous N64 games.
40	-->"What the fuck I am doing with my life? I am harshly criticizing ''Ocarina of Time'' on the Internet! I'm gonna get '''''[[SacredCow CRUCIFIED]]!"'''''
41	* "poopy castle."
42	--> [[LampshadeHanging And now I'll just stare at you for a couple seconds]]
43	* After a prolonged rant about ''Ocarina's'' significant amount of cutscenes and wait time and the negative effect this has on the game's pacing.
44	--> "Waiting is the ''bane'' of exploration. Why would I wanna explore in a world where I gotta waste useless time just to check a fuckin' room? You should never, ever, ever hit that point where you're like, "Eh, I'll check that room later", ''IN A GAME ABOUT CHECKIN' ROOMS!!"''
45	* Treasure chests.
46	-->"It's like running downstairs to get the presents under the Christmas tree. Or...menorah. Or, like, whatever. Birthday tree."
47	* [[RageBreakingPoint His complaining]] about [[FridgeLogic the logic behind the]] Gorons dying of starvation in ''Ocarina of Time.''
48	-->"There's rocks everywhere! WHAT IS '''WRONG''' WITH YOU!? Your whole '''TOWN''' is made of rocks, and you're '' '''STARVING!?''' ''"
49	* "[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Sword]] [[MadnessMantra added]] [[ScrappyMechanic Bomb Bowling.]]"
50	* His epic rant about how Skyward Sword sucks.
51	* One particular moment involving Blade Traps that Arin looks back on fondly during an episode of ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'':

Context Funny / Sequelitis