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1	[[AC:Assignment 1]]
2	*
3	-->'''Young boy:''' But you must have heard of Cromwell! Don't you know your history?\
4	'''Steel:''' I know mine.
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6	[[AC:Assignment 3]]
7	* There are many amusing moments between Sapphire, Silver, and Steel in this assignment, but a lot of it comes from Silver's facial expressions during telepathic chats (he's clearly enjoying flirting with Sapphire while Steel steams about it).
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9	[[AC:Assignment 5]]
10	* Steel forgets his undercover name (made funnier because according to Sapphire he chose it himself):
11	-->'''Felicity:''' And then there were nine.
12	-->'''Arthur:''' What's she babbling on about?
13	-->'''Felicity:''' Arthur, did you know that there were ten of us here when we started?
14	-->'''Arthur:''' Well, I didn't really check--
15	-->'''Felicity:''' You, me, Emma, and-- (looks at Steel)
16	-->'''Steel (telepathically):''' Quick, what's my name
17	-->'''Sapphire (also telepathically):''' MILES.
18	-->'''Steel:''' Miles!
19	-->'''Sapphire (rolls her eyes):'''
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22	* Sapphire is playing bridge (and winning) and won't answer Steel's telepathic questions. He's getting worried. Finally, the game is over and he manages to get her alone.
23	-->'''Steel:''' Why didn't you answer me?
24	-->'''Sapphire (excitedly):''' We bid seven diamonds!
25	-->'''Steel:''' What of it?
26	-->'''Sapphire (sighing, returning to business):''' What do you want me to do?
27	-->'''Steel:''' I need some feminine guile.
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30	[[AC:Assignment 6]]
31	* Sapphire explaining to Silver, after he's been pointing his 'sonic screwdriver' at a slot machine and getting money out of it with a certain amount of amusement and bemusement, that you're supposed to lose. His reply:
32	-->'''Silver:''' I wondered why I wasn't having any fun.

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