Line #17 Funny/RomyAndMichelesHighSchoolReunion


1	* Romy and Michele's commentary while watching ''Film/PrettyWoman''.
2	-->(Michele holds back tears watching Vivian get treated to a shopping spree) ''I just get so happy when they finally let her shop!''
3	--> "Yeah, like those sales girls in Beverly Hills aren't bigger whores than she is!"
4	* Here's how Romy handles meeting a suit salesman...
5	--> '''Romy:''' Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before and my shoe is filling up with blood.
6	** She even pretends to limp just to make it look believable.
7	* Romy's plan to get her and Michele a car for the reunion: pretend to have sex with Ramon, a car factory worker, so that he could let her borrow his. It's even funnier in the end.
8	--> '''Ramon:''' You have to say something nice about my penis!
9	--> '''Romy:''' Oh, Ramon. Your penis is so powerful. I'm cumming. Okay, thanks, get off me now.
10	--> ''' Ramon:''' Ah, come on!
11	--> '''Romy:''' You wanted it to be believable.
12	* "Who lost their virginity first?" "Oh big wow, with your cousin Barry. I wouldn't brag about it!"
13	* The "I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda" fight. It gets even funnier (and darker) when the movie reaches to a dream future sequence that have Romy and Michele as elderly women (with Romy dying, no less) and they are ''still arguing about it.''
14	--> '''Old!Michele:''' Tell your mommy that Michele Weinberger-Frink is on the phone and would very much like to speak with her.
15	--> '''Old!Romy [''whilst breathing heavily'']:''' No. Not until you admit that I'm the Mary and you're the Rhoda
16	--> '''Old!Michele:''' ''I'm'' the Mary! ''I'm'' the Mary! You're a pasty hag on her deathbed...
17	--> [''Old!Romy slowly gives Old!Michele the finger as her heart monitor starts to decline.'']
18	* "We need something to go...do you have some sort of 'business woman' special?"
19	* As Michele is defending Romy from the mean girls:
20	--> '''Michele:''' Oh, shut up. And what are you picking on us for? We're not the ones who got fat.
21	--> '''Christie:''' ... We're pregnant, you half-wit.
22	--> '''Michele:''' Oh, yeah, well... [[LameComeback I hope your babies look like...monkeys.]]
23	* Romy's fat-free diet:
24	--> '''Michele:''' Did you lose weight?
25	--> '''Romy:''' Actually, I have been trying this new fat free diet I invented. All I've had to eat for the past six days are gummy bears, jelly beans, and candy corns.
26	--> '''Michele:''' God, I wish I had your discipline.
27	* Heather Mooney gives out some laughs as well. Especially in her first appearance, where the mere mention of Sandy turns her from DeadpanSnarker to ComicallySerious:
28	--> '''Romy:''' Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy [Frink] in high school?
29	--> '''Heather:''' I did not have a "thing"! I did not have a thing. [''Turns to another costumer behind her''] I ''did'' ''not'' have a "thing." [''Turns back to Romy''] I was very much in love with him. Very much in love, there's a difference. [''Turns to the costumer behind her again''] There's a difference. [''Now back to Romy; bleakly''] There's a difference.
30	--> [''puts on her shades'']
31	--> '''Heather:''' [''whispers''] I have to go now.
32	** She also gives out one quote that's pretty relatable for anyone who had a hard time in high school...
33	--> '''Heather:''' Why don't you tell everyone I said to go [[PrecisionFStrike fuck]] themselves for making my teen years a living hell?

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