Line #20 Funny/RedPandaAdventures


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3	[[folder:Season One]]
4	[[AC: Rabbit Season]]
5	* While getting prepared to visit Dr. Chronopolis at the museum, the Red Panda has trouble finding his mask in the car.
6	-->'''Red Panda:''' Where's my mask?\
7	'''Kit:''' Oh, it's... uh... right here.\
8	'''Red Panda:''' Why is it in the front seat?\
9	'''Kit:''' No reason... ''({{beat}})'' I was wearing it.\
10	'''Red Panda:''' Why?!\
11	'''Kit:''' For fun!\
12	'''Red Panda:''' What would you think if I wore your costume!\
13	'''Kit:''' ''(laughing)'' I think you'd get more wolf whistles than me!\
14	'''Red Panda:''' All right, let's... not think about it.\
15	'''Kit:''' I'm not sure I can stop, now.\
16	'''Red Panda:''' Kit Baxter, behave yourself!\
17	'''Kit:''' Yes, boss.
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19	[[AC: The Shadow Hunter]]
20	* The Red Panda is trying to convince Kit that she has to be the bait for the were-saber tooth tiger because she's attractive, without actually saying that he thinks she's attractive. Kit is, as usual, teasing him, but when the standard "Kit Baxter, behave yourself," comes:
21	--> '''Kit:''' No. I'll stand here in pitch-black as tiger bait to save the city, but by golly you're going to say it's because I look darn good in a steel-grey unitard and no self-respecting monster could keep his paws off me!
22	The Red Panda is saved from this admission only by the un/timely appearance of the tiger.
23	* When the tiger shows up, the Red Panda tells Kit to do whatever she usually does to get a man's attention, leading to a moment of muttered honesty. How the Red Panda could have remained oblivious for as long as he did is a mystery.
24	--> '''Kit:''' Dress up like a rodent and jump off buildings?
25
26	[[AC: The Deadliest Game]]
27	* Kit retraces the steps the Red Panda took to find out what happened to her and finds the low-level criminal he rather ruthlessly shook down when he discovered said criminal had betrayed the Flying Squirrel. Kit finds this show of concern sweet and of course uses to to ruthlessly tease the Red Panda. The Panda's "Kit Baxter, behave yourself," sounds just a bit desperate.
28	[[/folder]]
29
30	[[folder:Season Two]]
31	[[AC:Secret Origins]]
32	* The Red Panda rides with Kit Baxter behind the wheel for the first time, a rather harrowing experience. Then he asks where she learned to drive.
33	-->'''Kit:''' I took a correspondence course! ''(the old-timey equivalent of an online class)''
34	[[AC: The Dream Factory]]
35	* The Flying Squirrel details an intricate maneuver in which she will dive bomb towards their target and use the momentum to judo throw him into a wall. The Panda's response is an excited "I'd like to see ''that''!"
36	* When confronting some counterfeiters, the Red Panda uses his patented technique of tricking them into shooting at where he's hypnotized them to ''think'' he is. As the action dies down and he speaks to the boss, another shot goes off. The Panda asks if the boss can get his men to ''stop'' firing at the hypnotic projection because it makes him lose his train of thought.
37	[[AC: The Big Top]]
38	* The Red Panda visits his foster mother with the Flying Squirrel in tow. His foster mother promptly concludes that he has finally brought a girl home to meet the family, much to the Panda's embarrassment. When he tries to correct her, she yells at him to be quiet.
39	[[AC: The World Next Door]]
40	* McSmoothie alternates between outright trolling the Red Panda and giving not very helpful answers and at one point pretends to be succumbing to the Red Panda's mind probe before cracking up and explaining that his Red Panda made him immune.
41	* Kit points out that if everyone has a counterpart in the alternate timeline, than Baboon Mcsmoothie, Man of a Thousand Faces, must have a counterpart in their own time line. The Red Panda, having not got along well with Mcsmoothie, is aghast at the the thought.
42	** Even funnier in season five when the Red Panda is mistaken for a Brian Mcsweeney, Man of a Thousand Faces, confirming the counterpart exists.
43	[[/folder]]
44
45	[[folder:Season Three]]
46	[[AC: The Terrible Two]]
47	* Jackrabbit has had a crush on the oblivious Mad Monkey all episode and finally spits it out at the end. Kit is flabbergasted and disgusted that just spitting it out worked for Jackrabbit while Kit can't get her boss to take a hint.
48	-->'''Jackrabbit:''' ''(being handcuffed by Kit)'' No, I won't let you take him! I love him!\
49	'''Mad Monkey:''' You, you what?!\
50	'''Jackrabbit:''' Run, my darling!\
51	'''Mad Monkey:''' Jackrabbit, I, I...\
52	''(Mad Monkey decides to go to prison rather than be separated from Jackrabbit, the Red Panda finally arrives to find Mad Monkey making declarations of love)''\
53	'''Mad Monkey:''' I have failed you [Jackrabbit], my darling, but we shall be together yet! This I swear!\
54	'''Red Panda:''' Did I miss something?\
55	'''Flying Squirrel:''' ''(annoyed)'' Only everything.
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57	[[AC: The Rat Lord]]
58	* The Red Panda is hesitant to look at Kit while she's wearing her new swimsuit. Kit gets upset about this, assuming he thinks it looks bad on her, only for the Red Panda to blurt out he just thought it'd be awkward if she caught him ogling at her. Kit's response is to very pointedly turn away from the Red Panda, explaining as she does so that anyone sitting directly to her left could ogle with impunity if they were so inclined. It works ''very'' well, as the Red Panda is too distracted to react when Kit noticed a pickpocket and starts chasing after him. The Red Panda only finds out what's going on well after he's caught up to her.
59	[[/folder]]
60
61	[[folder:Season Six]]
62	[[AC: Girls' Night Out]]
63	* The Flying Squirrel uses "Marianne Dashwood" as a check-in pseudonym which leads to her being rumbled by the Grey Fox and a sheepish excuse from the Squirrel that most desk clerks are men and don't notice.
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65	[[AC: Stop the Presses]]
66	* The Red Panda and the Mad Monkey end up in an EnemyMine. Funny in itself, but then you get things like the Panda getting the willies when the Monkey says "Yes, boss." and bickering over whether or not their combined hypnosis making enemies ignore them counts as invisibility.
67	* The Mad Monkey inquires about the Red Panda's love life.
68	-->'''Mad Monkey:''' Did [the Flying Squirrel] dump you?\
69	'''Red Panda:''' Did she... No!\
70	'''Mad Monkey:''' You didn't throw ''her'' over surely?\
71	'''Red Panda:''' We are ''not'' having this conversation!\
72	'''Mad Monkey:''' She's not available is she? I always thought there was something there. Maybe it was just me. Yes? No?\
73	'''Red Panda:''' ''(exasperated)'' What do you want, Monkey?
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75
76	[[folder: Season Seven]]
77	[[AC: Murder From the Skies]]
78	* Turns out the same skills that are useful for heroing are also good for thievery.
79	--> ''(after Fenwick sneaks out without permission to forage)''\
80	'''Parker:''' You're a lousy soldier, Fenwick, you know that?\
81	'''Fenwick:''' Yes, sir. But I'm a really excellent shoplifter.
82	[[AC: Thunder Valley]]
83	* The amnesiac Red Panda has been running missions in Nazi Germany with Parker's Rangers for months now, discovering he can do all sorts of things (pick locks, hypnosis, stand on walls, etc.) that he has no recall of how he learned and usually doesn't know he can do until after he does them. Then, while escaping the Nazi's secret dinosaur training facility while being chased by said dinosaurs, he discovers the one thing he can't do.
84	-->'''Red Panda:''' ''(flabbergasted)'' I don't think I know how to drive!\
85	'''Tank:''' Well this seems like a really good time to learn!
86	** Also a hilarious callback to every episode where Kit has snarked at his lack of driving skills.
87	[[AC: Voice From Above]]
88	* Fenwick does something weird/impossible yet again.
89	--> '''Mac:''' Did he just walk up that wall?\
90	'''Parker:''' ''(thoughtfully)'' You know I believe he did. Static shoes? Are you telling me he's been wearing static shoes all this time?!
91	* Everyone from the Rangers to Doc Rocket to Professor Von Schlitz is convinced or knows that Fenwick is the Red Panda. In Von Schlitz's case, all it takes is a guy wearing a mask showing up and ruining his day for him to guess who it must be.
92	--> '''Von Schlitz:''' The Red Panda! Not again! Not now!\
93	'''Fenwick:''' Oh don't you start!
94	* Earlier, Doc Rocket, who knows Fenwick in his civilian identity, assures the Rangers that while Fenwick is a highly trained spy, he's not a superhero. Later, when Fenwick questions him about this spy program, Rocket admits that Fenwick actually is the Red Panda and he was just saying otherwise to maintain the secret identity.
95	-->'''Doc Rocket:''' You really are the Red Panda. I thought I was helping you keep your cover.\
96	'''Fenwick:''' ''(beat)'' I despise you.\
97	'''Doc Rocket:''' ''(laughing)'' Ah, I've miss that witty repartee. I'm also not joking.\
98	'''Fenwick:''' ''(sighing)'' Neither am I.
99	* Fenwick has quite a wry streak of humor.
100	--> '''Fenwick:''' People keep telling me I'm a super hero. Perhaps I can fly.\
101	'''Doc Rocket:''' You can't fly.\
102	'''Fenwick:''' You are no fun at all.\
103	'''Doc Rocket:''' Where exactly did you pick up a sense of humor?
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106
107	[[folder: Season Eight]]
108	[[AC: The Lab Rats]]
109	* The Red Panda, Dr. Chronopolis and The Genie have to work together to build a defense against a Nazi superweapon about which they know only that it's based on a specific magical artifact and nothing has worked against it so far. The conflicting personalities is hilarious enough on its own. Of particular note is when they finally pull together and manage to re-engineer the weapon (an impregnable force-field) they need to take down so they can test their counter-defenses on it and after the initial enthusiasm of the success realize an important fact:
110	--> '''Red Panda:''' Did anyone else just realize that we've only just re-invented the machine we need to start what we were actually supposed to be doing?
111	* When they first build the force-field, the Red Panda tests it by flipping a penny at it, to which The Genie sarcastically responds that at least they know it block pennies and shoots a bullet at it. When this also works, The Genie and Dr. C. start squeeing like excited kids.
112	--> '''The Genie:''' Do we have any ray emitters? I can't wait to test it against rays!\
113	'''Dr. C.:''' (''sing-song'') If we don't have one, we can build one!
114	* The Genie's non-stop snark:
115	--> ''(when The Genie insists on being the one to connect the fragile device)''\
116	'''The Red Panda:''' Excellent, because I only have eleven black belts. I'm terribly clumsy and prone to dropping things.\
117	'''The Genie:''' Yes, that's what I thought.\
118	''(when surveying Dr. C's makeshift technobabble emitter)''\
119	'''The Genie:''' It looks like someone took apart the coffee pot and two radios.\
120	'''Dr. C.:''' Actually I did take apart the coffee pot. See?\
121	'''The Genie:''' Oh. Marvelous. We've been at it nine hours. I'm sure we won't want that soon.
122
123	[[/folder]]
124
125	[[folder:Season Nine]]
126	[[AC: The Doctor Is In]]
127	* The Squirrel and Panda realize that their job is affecting them.
128	--> '''Panda:''' [A landslide and a cave in] sound quite similar when you're on the underground side of one.\
129	'''Squirrel:''' Yes they do. Does it bother you that we know this?\
130	'''Panda:''' Immensely. Does it bother you that we're having his conversation while handcuffed to our chairs?
131	* The Squirrel and the Panda engage in playful romantic banter while facing imminent doom.
132	--> '''Squirrel''' ''(to Nazi captor)'' And those pants make your thighs look huge.\
133	'''Nazi:''' Silence!\
134	'''Panda:''' Rats.\
135	'''Squirrel:''' Ha! You owe me a hotdog.\
136	'''Nazi:''' What is this?\
137	'''Squirrel:''' It's a standing bet.\
138	'''Panda:''' Just a little game we play.\
139	'''Squirrel:''' If it had a name, it would be "See who can make the Nazi yell 'Silence!'" first. I always win.\
140	'''Panda:''' She does ''not'' always win.\
141	'''Squirrel:''' Almost always.\
142	'''Panda:''' There are no formal statistics.
143	* The Red Panda adds tiger-taming to his list of achievements. The Squirrel and Dr. Improbable are not reassured.
144	--> '''Dr. Improbable:''' Is he telling off the man-eating tiger?\
145	'''Red Panda:''' I know you're frightened, but we're here now. It's alright.\
146	'''Squirrel:''' No, he is reassuring the man-eating tiger.\
147	'''Dr. Improbable:''' Oh, good. It needed more confidence.
148	* The Red Panda fawning over the tiger and trying to convince Kit to let him bring it home, getting Dr. Improbable to come over by threatening to send Rashan (he named the tiger) if he doesn't, concluding that they can't keep Rashan in the mansion only because it wouldn't be safe for the baby.
149
150	[[AC: Naughty and Nice]]
151	* In season six, we got a Red Panda/Mad Monkey team up. In this episode, we get the Flying Squirrel/Mad Monkey team up with such gems as the Mad Monkey wanting his own Red Panda detector like Kit has, insisting on keeping the Red Panda's abandoned coat, bickering with Kit over how to fly a parade balloon full of deadly zombifying gas.
152	-->'''Mad Monkey:''' ''(after Kit tears his shirt to administer a shot)'' That was a new shirt!\
153	'''Flying Squirrel:''' When?\
154	'''Mad Monkey:''' 1937!
155	* Later when the Mad Monkey and the Flying Squirrel crash Zombie's Red Panda Hostage party:
156	-->'''Zombie:''' Mad Monkey, is that you?\
157	'''Mad Monkey:''' Zombie, don't take this the wrong way but you look terrible. ''(Zombie is a zombie at this point)''\
158	'''Zombie:''' You, idiot! Are you actually helping them?\
159	'''Mad Monkey:''' I'm mercurial!\
160	'''Zombie:''' You're a brain-dead lunatic!\
161	'''Mad Monkey:''' Well, yes, there is that.
162	[[/folder]]
163
164	[[folder:Season Ten]]
165	[[AC: The Mind of Terror]]
166	* Dr. Chronopolis is helping the Red Panda and the Flying Squirrel set a trap for a beneficent stalker and as such is pretending to have gone full supervillain. His hamminess is quite amusing.
167	--> '''Dr. C.:''' ''(delivering the usual supervillain ultimatum to the Panda and Squirrel)'' This is your final warning. Join me or die!!!\
168	''(after the trap is sprung and the act is dropped)''\
169	'''Dr. C.:''' And so ends my brief career in supervillainry. It's almost a shame really. I think I did the laugh quite well.
170	* After catching their prey, the Panda, Squirrel and Dr. C. go on at some length about the success of the machine, how it works and whether it would be better compared to a fly trap or fly paper (scientific metaphorical accuracy you know) before finally addressing their quarry, who is rather sheepish to have been unmasked.
171	--> '''Red Panda:''' I'm thinking of calling [the machine], the Harry Kelly Catcher.
172	* Harry is explaining how he came to be a part of the supersoldier project and who is probably responsible for his having the psychology they were looking for. The Flying Squirrel is having none of this. The Red Panda is realizing the logical consequence of making a ten-year old a secret agent.
173	--> '''Harry:''' I don't know about [a masochist] but where do you think I got [the hero complex]?\
174	'''Squirrel:''' Don't you dare blame us for this, Tiny.\
175	'''Panda:''' ''(hesitatingly)'' I'm...not...certain...that he's wrong about that.
176	[[/folder]]
177
178	[[folder:The Mind Master]]
179	* August Fenwick is completing his training by applying to study with a mystic master of mind arts and tries to greet the man in the local dialect. Polite, but rather butchered and unnecessary since the reclusive mystic speaks perfect, colloquial English.
180	--> '''Rashan:''' You were doing alright for a moment there, but you lost me somewhere around the riding darkness. Actually everything after 'greetings' was kind of a mess.
181	* Andy Parker wakes up at two in the morning and can't go back to sleep, so he decides to get a glass of milk. Only the Red Panda is there, and he drank the last of the milk. Why he did this is unexplained, so either the man in the mask who faces down eldritch horrors and strikes terror into the hearts of mobsters felt like some milk or he did it just to mess with Parker. Either way, you get the mental image of the Red Panda drinking a glass of milk, which is hilarious.
182	* Rashan gives Fenwick his signature red mask and name "The Red Panda." It's a grand moment in the Red Panda Lore, until this classic moment of scientific precision. You get the impression that Rashan and the Flying Squirrel would get along well.
183	--> '''Red Panda:''' But isn't the red panda red with a white mask? While I would be the other way around?\
184	'''Rashan:''' Oh, for pity's sake. I said you reminded me of one, not that you could pass for one. Try not to be so literal.
185	[[/folder]]
186
187	[[folder:Pyramid of Peril]]
188	* Max inquires about Gus and Kit's status. Kit is self-conscious.
189	--> '''Max:''' Does this mean he's finally come to his senses?\
190	'''Kit:''' Max! What if he was standing outside that door listening right now?\
191	'''Max:''' I don't know. Perhaps he say, "Great Godfrey, what a fool I've been! That kind of thing.
192	* The Red Panda tries to justify stealing a bit of candle as a part of a good cause. Max is less than confident about the success of said good cause.
193	--> '''Red Panda:''' I think we're trying to save the world here or something. Max, are we trying to save the world?\
194	'''Max:''' We are ''trying''. So far I would not say we are doing exactly well.
195	* Anytime the Flying Squirrel tries to describe some weird magic or complex scientific device in simple terms and the Red Panda corrects her with some slightly and subtly different description. Scientists are annoying like that.
196	* The Red Panda insists on trying to unlock Max's magic handcuffs that can't be unlocked. Max protests that it's impossible only to be interrupted by the Red Panda asking for the other hand.
197	* When they encounter a tunnel full of creepy crawlies, the Red Panda insists on scientific accuracy.
198	--> '''Kit:''' That is a lot of bugs.\
199	'''Red Panda:''' Well, technically the scorpions are arachnids, like spiders. Oh, and so are the spiders. Sorry, I didn't see those.\
200	'''Kit:''' And the giant beetles the size of my fist?\
201	'''Red Panda:''' Those would be bugs, yes.
202	* Max, playing wingman for Kit, by explaining that he'll need to bury the pyramid in a sandstorm, and that sandstorm will probably keep them at the hotel in town for a few days at least, a few days they'll need to occupy somehow. The Red Panda, of course, misses the hint.

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