Line #11 Funny/RandySavage

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1	* His prediction segment for the 1994 King Of The Ring tournament pay-per-view was glorious in its randomness. It included Bam Bam Bigelow defeating Razor Ramon via "osmosis" and Bigelow defeating Jeff Jarrett in the finals after Jarrett gets distracted by a country music record producer. Vince [=McMahon=] did his best to play it straight, adding to the comedy...
2	-->'''Vince [=McMahon=]''': I thought you said you had money on The 1-2-3 Kid.
3	-->'''Randy Savage''': I did. I lost. Gotta pay up. That's okay.
4	* Those promos with Queen Sherri and Zeus. A cocaine-fueled alliance if ever there was one.
5	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXAf5oKPdFg "I HAVE HACKSAW JIM DUGGAN'S BRAIN."]]
6	* Every other sentence, it would seem Savage would say something absurdly funny only in the way he can.
7	-->'''Vince[=McMahon=]''': What a maneuver by Wrestling/ShawnMichaels!
8	-->'''Macho Man''': [[CombatPragmatist A knife would've been better]] right there.
9	* "You call yourself an icon?! I don't even know what that word means, is that a bird?! Like the dodo bird, an ext--...a species that doesn't exist anymore!"
10	* "The apology that [[LogicalFallacies you didn't give me]] for the mistake that you made was ''verrrrry, verrrry weak!''"
11	* "I feel like a million percent! That is [[TwentyPercentMoreAwesome better than a hundred percent!]]"
12	* [[DreadfulMusician His rap album]]. [[SoBadItsGood It's brilliantly bad]].
13	* His cameo in ''Film/SpiderMan1'': "Hey freak show! You're going ''nowherrrrre''! IGOTCHAFORTHREEMINUTES! THREE MINUTES OF ''playtiiiime''!"
14	** '''''"[[MemeticMutation BOOOOOOOOOOOONESAW IS READYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!]]"'''''
15	* Just about any time he was interviewed by Mean Gene Okerlund. They played off each other brilliantly.
16	** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXUrmDYOrjo "YOUR MOUSTACHE IS CROOKED!"]]
17	* The [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q&t=26s Cream Of The Crop]] promo. Randy keeps pulling out creamers seemingly out of nowhere and even tries to balance one on his head only for it fall off seconds later and him playing it off by saying he’s the best “balanced or off balance”. At one point, he sticks a creamer in Gene’s breast pocket only to realize after the last creamer falls off his head that he’s out of creamers and takes the one out of Gene’s pocket to finish his promo on.

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