Funny: Randy Savage
- His prediction segment for the 1994 King Of The Ring tournament pay-per-view was glorious in its randomness. It included Bam Bam Bigelow defeating Razor Ramon via "osmosis" and Bigelow defeating Jeff Jarrett in the finals after Jarrett gets distracted by a country music record producer. Vince McMahon did his best to play it straight, adding to the comedy...
Vince McMahon: I thought you said you had money on The 1-2-3 Kid.Randy Savage: I did. I lost. Gotta pay up. That's okay.
- Every other sentence, it would seem Savage would say something absurdly funny only in the way he can.
VinceMcMahon: What a maneuver by Shawn Michaels!Macho Man: A knife would've been better right there!
- "You call yourself an icon?! I don't even know what that word means, is that a bird?! Like the dodo bird, an ext—...a species that doesn't exist anymore!"
- "The apology that you didn't give me for the mistake that you made was verrrrry, verrrry weak!"
- "I feel like a million percent! That is better than a hundred percent!"
- His rap album. It's brilliantly bad.
- His cameo in Spider-Man: "Hey freak show! You're going nowherrrrre! IGOTCHAFORTHREEMINUTES! THREE MINUTES OF playtiiiime!"
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