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1	* Paul getting horribly beaten up by an angry customer.
2	-->'''Paul:''' [''To Veck''] I know you're new to the job, but 'backup' is kind of a universal term...
3	* Vijay's daughter Parisa's cell phone ringtone.
4	* "[[DrunkenMontage I BELIEVE IN MAGIC!]]" *Falls on his back while also shattering the window behind.
5	* The slow-motion scene when Paul shoots a drop of hot pepper sauce in the air. The hostages watch the drop fly by.
6	* [[RunningGag "I don't drink"]].
7	* [[UseYourHead "Nobody wins with a headbutt."]]
8	* Veck as a villain is just generally hilarious, both in his [[DeadpanSnarker sarcastic attitude]] towards most other people, and his [[LargeHam hammy outbursts of anger towards his goons.]]
9	** While Veck has the customers hostage, the policeman on the phone asks if there's anything else he wants.
10	-->'''Veck''': (laughs) This guy doesn't deviate from the book ''at all.'' You know, since you're asking, [[SarcasmMode I'd love a Happy Meal. But make sure the toy is the sea monster, 'cause I already have the dragon.]]
11	** While Veck is yelling at his goons, Leon whispers to Amy to hide her phone (which she's using to send an emergency text to Paul).
12	-->'''Veck''': I'd say, considering all the luxury items that I have stacked up, situation... [[SuddenlyShouting UNACCEPTABLE!]]\
13	(''Amy tries to discreetly send an SOS text message to Paul'')\
14	'''Leon''': (''whispering'') No, no, no! He's looking!\
15	'''Veck''': Gimme a gun.\
16	'''Leon''': Put it down!\
17	(''Amy hides her phone just as Veck enters the room, holding his gun'')\
18	'''Veck''': What are you nodding about?\
19	'''Leon''': Uh, I was just wondering, were you serious about that Happy Meal? (''Veck raises his eyebrow in confusion'') It isn't coming, is it?
20	** When Veck is about to leave one of his goons with the hostages:

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