Line #14 Funny/PCU


1	* Trying to come up with [[AGoodNameForARockBand a name of their band]]. What's even funnier is that Deeje is Stivi Paskoski -- ''Johnny Arcade'', from the infamous videogame-centric TV show ''Series/VideoPower''.
2	-->'''Katy''': What about Naugahyde Windpipe?\
3	'''Cecelia''': Too metal.\
4	'''Raji''': Oedipus and the Mama's Boys.\
5	'''Cecelia''': Too college radio.\
6	'''Deeje''': My Johnson Is 12 Inches Long.\
7	(both women bandmates look up curiously at him)\
8	'''Cecelia''': Interesting, but I don't think it's a band name.
9	* Pigman's college thesis: that there's a Creator/GeneHackman or Creator/MichaelCaine movie playing on every cable channel any hour of the day. He gets his closing argument when ''Film/ABridgeTooFar'', which features both together, starts airing on the TV. HilariousInHindsight considering how often ''PCU'' was on rotation at Comedy Central in the 90s...
10	* Gutter's nightmare of testifying before a Senate committee. Complete with camera shift from film to Live TV.
11	* Gutter is a music major, and he doesn't realize who Music/GeorgeClinton is when he accidentally leads the tour bus back to The Pit.
12	* "They confiscated the altar, Droz."
13	* Seeing the Cause-Heads protesting anything and everything under the sun:
14	-->'''One Protestor''': FREE NELSON MANDELA!\
15	'''Second Protestor''': They freed him already! ''(the movie came out four years after Mandela's release from prison)''
16	* Droz' flashback to Freshman year, with [[Creator/DavidSpade Rand]] as his roommate.
17	-->'''Droz''': [[HypocriticalHumor Total nightmare, man...]]
18	* How '''exactly''' did a slacker like Droz wind up having to deal with Tom? We find out a few moments after his introduction when Droz runs into Mullaney, who explains that he signed Droz up in revenge "for the dog biscuits". Droz subsequently explains to Tom that he had hidden dog biscuits in Mullaney's luggage when Mullaney flew to Jamaica, which had caused drug dogs to alert on Mullaney.
19	* The Pit's initial attempt to throw a party is a failure due to a number of issues, which Cecelia lays out for Droz when he and Mullaney return. This includes no beer because Gutter hasn't returned and no band because they think Raji and Deeje might be dead. Droz [[SkewedPriorities is miffed by the lack of beer]].
20	* What happened to Raji and Deeje? Well, a fuse blew just as they were going to play their instruments. Since this knocked out Pigman's TV, Pigman has to hustle down to the basement (a considerable feat once it's shown that he's been sitting for so long that his legs have fallen asleep). Just as Raji is plugging in Deeje's guitar, Pigman fixes the fuse. The resulting overload fries both guys and sends them flying across the room. They're later seen waking up after being dashed with water, indicating that they've been unconscious for the rest of the day.
21	* The game Droz and Mullaney went to is a frisbee football game between the Womynists and Jerrytown. Jerrytown gets themselves distracted at one point when, in the huddle, one of them balances the frisbee spinning on a finger, mesmerizing them and ticking off the Womynists. [[RunningGag Tom's mob shows up]] and chases him onto the field, causing him to catch and run off with the frisbee. Two members of Jerrytown treat it as an excuse to call the game and go do some bong hits. They were losing anyway (14-1, even after they brought in Blotter).
22	* '''''"MEAT TOSSER!!"'''''
23	** Extra funny the first time because they target Tom by a frozen steak protruding from his breast pocket.
24	** And...
25	--->'''Droz''': Nicely done, man.
26	--->'''Mullaney''': Thanks. Now what?
27	--->'''Droz''': (''matter-of-factly'') Now we run.
28	* When the Womynists are protesting the party (having been offended by the flier Rand had showed them), Droz uses it to explain that people are incredibly desperate for a party. The other Pit members are clearly confused by the concept since the Womynists are loudly chanting "This penis party's got to go, hey hey, ho ho" just outside the window. Cecelia distracts them later by dressing as one of them and tricking them into singing "Kum Ba Yah" and leading them away from the building.
29	* Droz' rapid-fire advice to Tom on how to handle college (see the Quotes page). Anyone who has gone or is going to college can attest to how simultaneously A) hilarious and B) terrifyingly accurate it is.

Context Funny / PCU