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9	* "Mr. Mayor, what do you have to say to all the hair cells recently laid off from the scalp?" "There'll be plenty of new jobs for everyone on the back."
10	* From the same scene as above, "Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor! Do you have a plan to deal with the fat cell housing shortage?" "I'd like to announce we are beginning construction on a, haha, third chin."
11	* Leah running into Thrax in the hallway. "HAI BABEH!"
12	* "Attention, germs! You are surrounded! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, surrounded!"
13	** "Yo, Hammer! You can stop dancing now!"
14	** Just before this, when Drix first starts to dance. "Oh mama! Yo, mama! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Yo-Yo Ma]]!". Drix's deadpan tone sells it.
15	* At the airport, Ozzy makes himself look handsome and tries to mack on Leah to no avail.
16	-->'''Leah''': Jones, what in the world makes you think I would ever go out with you?
17	-->'''Ozzy''': What you talking about? I'm a legend, girl! The chicks line up to divide with me!
18	-->'''Leah''': Oh, really? 'Cause to me, [[ParentalBonus you look like the kind of cell who mostly divides with himself.]]
19	-->''(Ozzy goes back to his regular self in shock)''
20	-->'''Ozzy''': Whoa! Who turned off the heat? Somebody pay the bill? It's cold in here! ''(gives a deranged SlasherSmile)''
21	* From the deleted scene:
22	-->'''Ozzy:''' Now get your butt outta my car!
23	-->'''Drix:''' Oh! I don't even have a butt.
24	* And this little gem.
25	-->'''Ozzy:''' What the heck is a uvula?
26	-->'''Drix:''' It's that little dangly thing that hangs down in Frank's--
27	-->'''Ozzy:''' Boxer shorts! Okay, here we go! ''(drives down a road leading to "Rectum")''
28	-->'''Drix:''' Not THAT little dangly thing! The one in his throat!
29	-->'''[[{{Troll}} Ozzy]]:''' ({{Beat}}) I knew that. I knew that!
30	* The exchange when Ozzy describes to Drix how poor he was in his childhood.
31	-->'''Ozzy:''' I'm not kidding man, my high school was Crack Central. No, it was ''IN'' the crack. Right in the stanky, pucky center. We were so poor, we lived off peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches. You ever try to blow dry your hair with a fart?
32	-->'''Drix:''' OK, I get it, you were poor.
33	-->'''Ozzy:''' You bet I was. You ever try to make a snowman outta toilet paper cling-ons? Now, ''that's'' poor.
34	-->'''Drix:''' OK, please, you're going to make me vomit.
35	-->'''Ozzy:''' Vomit? We couldn't afford no vomit, that's for rich folks.
36	-->'''Drix:''' Excuse me while I wipe my eyes
37	-->'''Ozzy:''' Ah, you wanna talk about wipin'?
38	-->'''Drix:''' ''NO!!''
39	* Thrax's encountering the germs in the armpit sauna.
40	-->'''Thrax''': So, this is where the scum of Frank comes to fester.\
41	'''Bruiser''': Hey, you lost, pal? This is a private sweat gland. Now BEAT IT!\
42	'''Thrax''': I'm looking for volunteers, yo. Some nasty germs that want in on a big score.\
43	'''Scabies''': Yo, Red. We run the rackets around here. Take your little hustle someplace else.\
44	'''Thrax:''' Nah, this ain't about no hustle. This is about the baddest illness any of y'all have ever seen.\
45	'''Scabies:''' [[UnderestimatingBadassery Look who thinks he's the Ebola virus! HA!]]\
46	'''Thrax:''' (''scowls'') "Ebola"? Let me tell you something about Ebola, baby. [[SuddenlyShouting EBOLA IS A CASE OF]] ''[[SuddenlyShouting DANDRUFF]]'' [[CardCarryingVillain COMPARED TO ME!]]\
47	'''Scabies''': Alright, pal, you're outta here. Bruiser, take this punk up to the face and bury him in a blackhead. When we're done with you, it'll take a Swedish facialist and six steamin' washcloths to get you out!\
48	'''Thrax''': Hmmm, sounds like a gas, baby. Bring it on.
49	** After Thrax slices Scabies to pieces, Scabies' mouth is still alive, still talking and ''[[TooDumbToLive still insulting Thrax!]]''
50	--->'''Scabies' Mouth:''' You ain't so tough! HA! That was nothin'! (''gets sucked down a drain which presumably puts him out of his misery'')
51	* Thrax's trip into Frank's BlackBugRoom.
52	-->'''Thrax:''' [[HorrifyingTheHorror This cat was sick before I even got here...]]
53	* The scene at the end where Phlegmming is working in the bowels after being kicked out of office, and presses a button that activates Frank's flatulence, to which Phlegmming is blown out!

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