Line #77 Funny/OriginalLife


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2	* "[[http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/06/006.html Death has no bedtime]]". Abigail sure takes that Clouseau reference seriously.
3	** She gets him [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/06/007.html again]]!
4	** Abigail [[http://www.jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/07/013.html Waxes Poetic]] as all her [-sadism-] [[TrainingFromHell Hard Work]] pays off
5	* Abigail's response to the fact that she's not turning into a gigantic caterpillar monster after what she assumes was a "botched teleporation" (imaginary adventure), just losing her baby teeth:
6	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/11/047.html "... Darn."]]
7	* Thomas' anti-cootie hazmat suit... [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2009/11/052.html And Janie "contaminating" him with the letter's cooties.]]
8	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2010/04/093.html "Hey, Gandalf. This is science fiction. Use your gun."]]
9	** Elizabeth secretly plays ''Franchise/MassEffect'' [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2010/04/096.html when no one's around.]]
10	* When Fisk and Elizabeth decide to have children. [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2011/11/260.html "My MAN'S under these clothes somewhere! I can SMELL him!!!"]]
11	* All of [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2011/06/217.html 217.]]
12	--> "Think of unsexy things. [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Nursing homes. Smart cars. Steve Buscemi.]]"
13	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2011/11/256.html Fisk "retiring" his "not-a-family-room" couch.]]
14	* A momentary crossover between ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' and ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim''. [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/01/274.html "You can watch Ponies upstairs."]]
15	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/03/296.html This.]] Just, this.
16	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/05/306.html The wonder of bacon.]]
17	--> "Its like if candy were made of meat! Or if meat were made of candy!"
18	* When Aron and Beth return in 308. [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/05/308.html The Towel.]]
19	* We get a lot of these in the South Haven arc, most of them involving Aron and Trixie, who apparently can't hold her scotch well.
20	** Like when Trixie explains how she's not at all uncomfortable living in South Haven (a clothing-optional community), having been born and raised there. The little SightGag with her parents makes it [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/05/313.html funny]]:
21	--> Trixie: There's my parents. ''(Waves)'' Hi guys!
22	--> ''(Cut to panel of Trixie's (just as naked) Mom and Dad.)''
23	--> '''Trixie's Mom:''' ''(Waves)'' Hello [[CuteNickname Muffin]]!
24	--> '''[[EyeTwitch Beth:]]''' [[{{Squick}} Naked parents...]]
25	--> '''Trixie (nonchalantly):''' Yeah, you get used to that, too.
26	--> '''Aron:''' [[FunnyBackgroundEvent All gone!]]
27	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/07/325.html "Oh god. Too much massage. ZZZZ."]]
28	** Followed by Beth introducing Trixie to scotch, stating its "kind of like wine," which turns out to be Trixie's drink of choice, convincing her to try a glass or two. As Beth explains that you have to "savor the complexities of the flavor," however...
29	*** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/07/327.html "... Can't... Feel my... Face!!"]]
30	*** Which in turn leads to her getting drunk off her ass (or "completely blotto" as Zoe puts it, after recieving several texts from her), and marveling at Beth's hair.
31	*** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/07/328.html "You have... So much hair..."]]
32	* Some good natured sibling [[{{Troll}} trolling]] between [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/09/344.html Janie and Thomas.]]
33	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/10/350.html "Well, it was worth a shot."]]
34	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/10/356.html "Go to where man is at his lowest[...] Offer him hope."]]
35	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/12/367.html What do they need the grill for?!]]
36	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2012/12/368.html "Picture time!"]]
37	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/01/378.html "I'll be in the den."]]
38	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/01/382.html Thomas teaching Charlie]] [[MakesSenseInContext how to be a boy]]
39	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/01/383.html Everyone's reactions]] [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/02/386.html to Charlie's hair.]]
40	-->'''Miko (who ''was'' about to cut her hair):''' Are you ''' ''sure'' ''' you want me to do this?
41	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/07/430.html The battle for the pool.]]
42	-->'''Fisk (to Beth):''' [[PassThePopcorn Grab a drink, honey. It's getting good.]]
43	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/10/454.html '''I'll make a rug out of you and fuck my wife on it!!!''']]
44	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/12/471.html "Mm, Cuddles!" ''scoot, thud, thunk'' "Hey?"]]
45	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/12/472.html The power of Next Gen. compels you, Lynne. The power of Next Gen. compels you!]]
46	* From the second South Haven Arc:
47	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/12/477.html Trixie's utter glee at]] [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2013/12/478.html getting to dress Aron in drag.]]
48	** Aron's insistence that he wear girls' underwear to complete the image after [[AttractiveBentGender his make-over]], and Trixie's [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/01/480.html complete shut down of it.]]
49	-->'''Aron:''' No panties?
50	-->'''Trixie:''' No. Anyone who sees you in panties will know you have a dong.
51	-->'''Aron:''' Yeah, but I'm kind of an ''' ''immersion method'' ''' actor.
52	-->'''Trixie:''' You're ''' ''not'' ''' wearing my underwear, Aron!
53	** The [[UnsettlingGenderReveal reveal in]] [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/01/486.html 486]] and Aron's face upon realization.
54	-->'''Audery (kissing [[DisguisedInDrag Aron]] & embracing tenderly):''' Hey. You're getting a boner.
55	-->'''Aron:''' [[spoiler: [[UnsettlingGenderReveal So are]] [[OhCrap you-!!]]]]
56	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/02/489.html This]] is why you never [[TooDumbToLive let your friends borrow your phone.]]
57	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/02/491.html Trixie keeps stealing Aron's phone]], mid-conversation with Audrey, to continually text naughty stuff at her.
58	-->'''Audrey:''' Aron and Trixie are funny. We should hang out with them more.
59	-->'''Mary:''' Can you get Aron to wear that skirt, again?
60	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/02/495.html When]] Trixie says "hi" to them before leaving to start her day, [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl sans pants, of course]]:
61	-->''Aubrey squints after Trixie as she leaves, eyes glued to her butt.''
62	-->'''Aubrey (coyly):''' Yeah, I'd pound that bare ass like a tent peg.
63	-->''Aron [[SpitTake spit-takes]].''
64	* The segues back to Lynne's story have a number of these as well, with moments of SelfDeprecation and CreatorCareerSelfDeprecation most likely playing a part in her struggles and annoyances as a webcomic artist and freelance artist.
65	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/02/496.html An all too familiar]] annoyance for creative people, or anyone of that matter.
66	** The downside of taking commissions as an artist? [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/03/497.html The potential for]] {{Squick}}.
67	-->'''Lynne:''' Why me...?
68	* From the ItsAWonderfulPlot arc, we have a couple of these as we see just what life would be like without Fisk in it.
69	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/04/508.html Beth]] is a complete, anti-social, nihilist who [[HatesEveryoneEqually hates everyone equally]] (including herself), and channels that hate into grotesque, misanthropic artwork. And when she isn't painting [[SelfDeprecation she's working on her webcomic.]]
70	** [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/04/509.html When we get to Lucy,]] Fisk is prepared for the worst, listing a number of terrible possibilities until we get to the real change, which leads to a hilarious moment of WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous:
71	-->'''Fisk:''' So, what's wrong with my sister, hmm? Drugs?
72	-->'''Angel:''' No.
73	-->'''Fisk:''' Loveless marriage?
74	-->'''Angel:''' No.
75	-->'''Fisk (listing off on his fingers):''' Mental illness? Auto sales? Cam whore?
76	-->'''Angel:''' Nope! She's dating a guy who wears a '''''kilt!'''''
77	-->'''Fisk:''' Aw! '''''[[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous AW MAN!]]''''' You're just making shit up now!
78	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/06/529.html The reveal]] that Brice (Sissy's husband) isn't seeing anyone, and only asked for an open marriage because he knew that it would drive her nuts, and that by making himself "available" to others, he'd be more attractive to her, flying in the face of her psychosis. The revelation that "men can be just as devious as women" is apparently too much for Elizabeth to take, as she just sits there [[LogicBomb dumbstruck]] while Fisk nonchalantly takes a sip of his coffee.
79	-->'''Elizabeth:''' This changes '''''[[SeriousBusiness everything.]]'''''
80	-->'''Fisk (unfazed):''' The need for sex brings out our best. And our worst.
81	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/06/530.html "Because mom!"]] [[MundaneMadeAwesome "Because wife!"]]
82	-->'''Elizabeth:''' Your saran wrap will be as tight as a drum! ''(Holds up saran wrapped bowl [[{{Hammerspace}} from out of nowhere]] as an example.)''
83	-->'''Sissy:''' How, did you...
84	-->'''Elizabeth (continuing):''' You will be as a '''''god!'''''
85	* [[http://jaynaylor.com/originallife/archives/2014/09/554.html The]] [[TakeThat "great mystery"]] of tumblr.
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