1 | * Their very first play-through of One Piece: |
2 | -->'''GM:''' A pirate ship! Enemy Attack! Enemy Attack!\ |
3 | '''Sailor 1:''' I roll for initiative! 16!\ |
4 | '''GM:''' They haven't boarded the ship yet!\ |
5 | '''Sailor 2:''' I use my grappling hook!\ |
6 | '''GM:''' Why-No! Just go look for the Captain.\ |
7 | '''Sailor 1:''' Good Idea. We can kill the Captain and take the ship.\ |
8 | '''GM:''' I meant ''your'' Captain.\ |
9 | '''Sailor 1:''' That's who I meant. |
10 | * When [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/9 Natalie first appears]] in the story: |
11 | -->'''Nat:''' I poke my head out the door and look around. Do I see anything?\ |
12 | '''GM:''' You see nothing.\ |
13 | '''Nat:''' I step outside.\ |
14 | '''GM:''' As soon as you step outside, you notice Alvida's ship pulling alongside the ship.\ |
15 | '''Nat:''' This is the same ship you told me about?\ |
16 | '''GM:''' Yes.\ |
17 | '''Nat:''' I run back inside. |
18 | ** Shortly afterward: |
19 | -->'''Nat:''' With my trusty zip-line, I make my way across the crystal blue ocean below. As I do this, I ponder about my predicament. I worry about the people back home. [...] With cat-like reflexes, I land gracefully onto Alvida's ship. [...] I stealthily and gracefully sneak about. |
20 | -->'''GM:''' Suddenly, someone steps out the door next to you! It's one of Alvida's men! |
21 | -->'''Nat:''' I kick 'em in the balls! ... Gracefully. |
22 | * When Luke first appears in the story by [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/16 popping out of a wine barrel]]: |
23 | -->'''Nat:''' Wait hold on. You were inside that barrel the whole time?\ |
24 | '''Luke:''' Yep.\ |
25 | '''Nat:''' The barrel made for holding wine.\ |
26 | '''Luke:''' Uh huh...\ |
27 | '''Nat:''' The completely sealed barrel that had to be broken open?\ |
28 | '''Luke:''' That's the one! Anyway, I was probably sleeping in there and didn't notice someone was sealing it up.\ |
29 | '''Nat:''' I get it now.\ |
30 | '''GM:''' You do?\ |
31 | '''Nat:''' Luke's playing an idiot. |
32 | * When Cory's character was [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/21/ about to be killed]]: |
33 | -->'''Alvida:''' Are you prepared to ''''''DIE'''''', Coby?\ |
34 | '''Luffy:''' Dun Dun Duuuun... wait I thought Cory wanted to die to get a new character?\ |
35 | '''Alvida:''' ...Are you prepared to be '''''KNOCKED OUT?'''''\ |
36 | '''Luffy:''' Dun Dun Duuuun! |
37 | * On the [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/22/ very next page]], Luke [[InvokedTrope deliberately]] {{Epic Fail}}s a Diplomacy check: |
38 | -->'''Luffy:''' Hey Coby...who's this fat hag?\ |
39 | '''Coby:''' ''(JawDrop)'' You didn't even... roll the die... you just... placed it... on the table... with the 1... on top...\ |
40 | ''(Alvida screams)''\ |
41 | '''GM:''' Er... yeah, I think you made her mad. |
42 | * When [[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/48 entering the tavern]]: |
43 | -->'''Cory:''' I immediately search for traps.\ |
44 | '''GM:''' Not this again...\ |
45 | '''Cory:''' Damn, got a 4.\ |
46 | '''GM:''' We're in a tavern.\ |
47 | '''Cory:''' Taverns can have traps.\ |
48 | '''Luke:''' One way to spot a trap is to look for an adam's apple.\ |
49 | '''Cory:''' ...I stop searching. |
50 | ** The expressions in the screencaps (such as Luffy's deadpan one above) top off these exchanges. |
51 | -->'''Cory:''' Oh c'mon! You let Luke play his character and he's just as if not more overpowered than mine! |
52 | -->'''GM:''' Luke actually came up with a name and a backstory for his character. |
53 | -->'''Luke:''' ''(as Luffy, blithely smiling)'' I was raised by owls! |
54 | * The GM uses skittles to represent {{Mooks}}. Cue [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5342366/ this]] during the second arc: |
55 | -->'''Cory:''' Hooooly Crap. The GM just opened up three bags of skittles. |
56 | * Luffy Vs. Mohgi |
57 | --> '''GM''': Look, you got cover bonus for the bars, okay? But he's likely to either hit you or miss the cage. Unless I roll an 11 or 12.\ |
58 | * Rolls*\ |
59 | '''Gm''': Sonuva-\ |
60 | '''Luke''': FREEDOM!\ |
61 | '''GM''': Who cursed my dice? |
62 | * Under the inexperienced Phil's control, Usopp's introductory lies become [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5400175/ him misreading]] [[BrickJoke the GM's horrible handwriting]]. Doesn't help that he's also [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5400550/ screwing with him]]: |
63 | -->'''Luke:''' Hahaha! Did that really just happen? [[ThrowItIn Can we say that's what happened]]?\ |
64 | '''Phil:''' Look, I'm a pirate, right? So that means I at least have a gun, right?\ |
65 | '''GM:''' Eh... not really. You do have a slingshot, though.\ |
66 | '''Phil:''' ...the fuck?!\ |
67 | '''GM:''' And no, I'm not screwin' with you. [[FalseReassurance About that]]. |
68 | * This exchange, after learning that Luffy and Zoro ate a month's worth of food in a day: |
69 | -->'''Phil:''' Don'tcha think the amount of food Luffy and Zoro are eating is kinda unrealistic?\ |
70 | '''Cory:''' Hey. Back. Picked up [[BigEater three buckets of KFC, tacos, some burgers, hot pockets, Doritos, and half-off sushi.]] Oh, and those [[MultiMookMelee ten bags of Skittles you asked for, GM.]]\ |
71 | '''Phil:''' [[PrecisionFStrike Holy shit.]] |
72 | * After Kurahadol shows up and insults Usopp's father, the others try to help Phil [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5403917/ by putting words in his mouth]]. |
73 | -->'''DM:''' You guys are a bunch of idiots. On a separate note, [[NotSoAboveItAll can anyone here do a good Tyson impression]]? |
74 | * [[http://www.drunkduck.com/One_Piece_Grand_Line_3_point_5/5405204/ Luke fits Luffy REALLY well]]. |
75 | * Any time Luke needs to make an important diplomacy check he pulls out his special dice. Cue the newest player going "WHY IS IT ALL [[EpicFail ONES]]??!??" |
76 | ** Prior to getting that die, he took the simple expedient of putting a d20 on the table with the 1 facing up. |
77 | ** Luke hitting Buggy's (and the GM's) BerserkButton with a sledgehammer thusly: |
78 | -->'''Luke:''' ''(as Luffy)'' HEY CLOWN!!! WHY YOU SUCH A CLOWN?! |
79 | * Cory failed on his navigation rolls so bad that [[RefugeInAudacity he ended up on a whole other island.]] |
80 | -->'''Cory:''' I have a swim speed, [[JerkassHasAPoint so that's actually kinda plausible.]] |
81 | * "[[http://grandline3point5.thecomicseries.com/comics/634 ... And then Sanji starved to death and became an undead skeleton!]]" |
82 | * The entire warship island arc qualifies, on account of everyone being so sleep-deprived from their finals that they can’t even think straight. |
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