Line #5 Funny/Misfile


1	* Emily stays out in the sun too long [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2006-09-04 and gets a bit delirious from the heat.]]
2	* [[Film/TheExorcist "THE POWER OF]] [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2007-12-24 BOOBS]] [[Film/TheExorcist COMPELS YOU!"]]
3	* [[http://www.misfile.com/?page=1349 These]] [[http://www.misfile.com/?page=1350 two]] ''Webcomic/{{Misfile}}'' strips.
4	* And [[http://www.misfile.com/?page=1419 this]] one.
5	* "Whoa… It's like… It's like the theme from ''Film/{{Jaws}}'' is suddenly running through my head!" Oh, it's just [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2010-04-29 Kate]].
6	** Followed one page later this wonderful quote:
7	--> '''Kate''': Get in the car, Ash.
8	* Missi and Emily are trying to convince Ash that her costume's cleavage isn't that big a deal. [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2010-07-27 Then Rumisiel walks in...]]
9	--> '''Rumisiel:''' "Ash, I wanted to... Wow! All Hail the Queen of Mammaria!"
10	--> '''Missi:''' ''You're not helping!''
11	* Ash's mother telling Missi she herself was flat-chested as a teen -- and then quietly revealing behind Missi's back that she was anything but.
12	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2009-05-14 Sub par snacks! Deal with my wrath!]]
13	* How did anyone forget Harry 'admitting' that the reason he was likely to have his wedding outside was because he was afraid Kate would burst into flames if she entered a church.
14	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2010-10-12 Stop laughing, booby knight! The king commands you!]]
15	* Cassiel appealing to Logan's base instincts. [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2011-03-01 Ash's face is just priceless.]]
16	* Vashiel, with his inability to lie, is always good for a laugh. [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2008-09-25 One particular example]] comes to mind.
17	--> '''Dr. Upton:''' I never said I didn't like [Rumisiel]. I'm just being honest. He's incompetent. Listen. Hey, Vashiel!
18	--> '''Vashiel:''' Yes sir?
19	--> '''Dr. Upton:''' How incompetent is your brother most of the time?
20	--> '''Vashiel:''' Oh, quite incompetent, sir!
21	* Ash's statement and Em's reaction when Kay delivers the brides maid's dress.
22	-->'''Emily:''' Is my hair ok? Do my clothes match?
23	-->'''Ash:''' You know, unless you've spontaneously sprouted a penis, he's not going to care. ...You haven't, have you?
24	-->'''Emily:''' DeathGlare
25	* Rumisiel's [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2011-08-16 "traditional sneaking outfit".]] Not to mention Ash's reaction.
26	* [[http://www.misfile.com/index.php?page=1691 Missi senses a disturbance in the force]]:
27	--> '''Missi''' That Heather girl! '''Hey!''' ''Bitch-Alert!'' ''Bitch-Alert!''
28	* No mentioning of these?
29	--> '''You suck at this game.''
30	--> '''Killing people with a real sword is way more intuitive than [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2005-06-08 these controls]]!'''
31	--> or
32	--> '''Ash:'''Brr, the pool's water is cold.
33	--> '''Random Guy: '''I can see that. Your internal thermometers just poped out.
34	--> '''Ash:''' deathsmack
35	-->or
36	--> '''Emily:''' You know that if one of our tires pops we will haul off the track and to our death?
37	--> '''Rumisiel:''' Meh, who cares. I'm immortal.
38	* How exactly did Ash explain that Rumisiel is her "boyfriend" when she tries going out with Missi?
39	-->'''Ash''': Easy. She thinks he's gay and I'm his cover.
40	-->'''Rumisiel''': WHAT!?
41	* Edward overhears Ash says he's not a girl. [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2011-11-03 The whole page has them.]]
42	* The [[Webcomic/SweetBroAndHellaJeff Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff advertisement.]]
43	--> '''ASHS''': BRO HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENIS AROUND ANYWEAR (now boobs)
44	-->'''RUMISEIELE''':no dude I am SUCH a SHITTY ANGEL
45	-->'''FAST CAR''':FAST CAR warnging XONTAINS FAST CARS
46	* The 85th page of the first book. Ash took Emily with himself as his moral support for the first meeting with his father after the misfile, and his father proceeded to shatter Emily mentally by saying that he remembers her (because he's a gynaecologist and "never forgets a vagina"). One page later, he continues to praise it while Emily is getting more broken.
47	* Imagine you had suddenly been turned from a manly man who was into cars and racing to a girl. All sorts of questions pop up, such as whether you can still pursue your dreams (since racing has few female drivers). And then, during a Christmas party, not only does your dad invite the [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2012-09-19 gynaecologist who is going to be feeling you up in a few days]], but [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer your current girlfriend]] buys you some very [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2012-09-28 erotic underwear and asks you to try it on]]. Merry Christmas!
48	* An oldie but a goodie: after their terrible date, while Emily and Casper are watching Ash and Brent race, [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2007-04-23 Casper admits to having a crush on Brent.]] Which induces Emily to [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2007-04-26 admit to having a crush on Ash.]]
49	-->[[[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2007-04-27 Beat]]]\
50	'''Casper:''' Awkward, isn't it?\
51	'''Emily:''' Yyyyyep.
52	* This troper's favorite: [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2009-04-20 talk about a deer caught in headlights]].
53	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2008-06-20 Kate asks Ash for a favour]]. Ash's imagination on the next page does the rest.
54	** Just before that, [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2008-06-19 she compares Missi to a fungus.]]
55	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2013-09-27 Emily looks at the back seat of her classic Mustang]] and has a sudden moment of FridgeLogic.
56	-->'''Emily:''' [[AutoErotica How did people have sex in the back of these things?]]
57	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2014-01-16 Harry missed Kate giving birth, for fishing. And he doesn't even like fishing.]]
58	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2012-01-18 This part of the fillers was hilarious in a strange way.]]
59	* ''[[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2008-10-08 "He didn't..." "Eight times!!"]]''
60	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2014-03-10 The visual shorthand for the various...parts]] when Ash is angsting about whether s/he should've been holding out until getting back to normal is oddly hilarious. [[spoiler:Ash is using nuts and bolts to represent the various genitalia...so the depiction of sex between a pair of girls is represented by ''[[{{Irony}} a pair of nuts]]'']]
61	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2013-09-06 "Oh, Patricia, what beautiful wrinkles you have!"]] It keeps going, too.
62	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2011-06-21 "Release the sexy beast. RELEASE IT!"]]
63	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2014-10-24 The return of Colin and some oddly prophetic spam email.]]
64	* While fretting over the old road Emily briefly manages to distract him only for him to worry even more intensely once it passes and insists he's too in the zone and that nothing will distract him. Emily immediately succeeds in distracting him again.
65	--> '''Ash:''' Nope. I'm too "in" now. I'm un-distractable. You couldn't find--
66	--> '''Emily:''' ''Lifts her shirt, exposing her bra''
67	--> '''Ash:''' [[DistractedByTheSexy ...So not fair.]]
68	--> '''Emily:''' Yeah, well, simple minds and all.
69	* [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2017-06-21 Ash is all mopey and existential at a party]]:
70	-->'''Emily:''' I'm confused. Do I go after Ash or...
71	-->'''Rumisiel:''' Yes. You've been hogging the controller all night.
72	* While the fact that Cassiel has so little experience dealing with people being nice to her is kind of tragic, her reactions to it are pure comedy gold. [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2017-07-14 Let the niceness war begin!]] (Although really, since only she's fighting it, I guess that makes it more of a niceness invasion.)
73	-->'''Ash:''' I... I appreciate the gesture... Though. In the future, could you please not break into my house or skulk about in my room while I'm asleep?
74	-->'''Cassiel:''' I don't know. If you keep being nice to me, the gloves are officially off. Eat your breakfast.
75	* The gang is looking for Rumisiel's father, but his continued and extreme ineptitude at understanding how Dr. Upton feels about his 'daughter's' sex life...
76	--> '''Ash:''' [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2018-05-15 Do you even really have a father? I mean, we looking for someone real? Because you clearly don't understand them.]]
77	* This quote from Emily's mother:
78	--> [[http://www.misfile.com/misfile/2017-04-10 I was a teenager once too. Admittedly we hadn't discovered fire yet, so it was dark at night, and we still believed the world was flat, but even then teenagers were still teenagers.]]

Context Funny / Misfile