Line #93 Funny/MiscellaneousVersus


1	!!!Surgeon Simulator 2013
2	* All of it.
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4	!!!Super Monkey Ball
5	* Tyler claiming that the character Gongon is the monkey equivalent of Josh, because of having the same hairstyle and "the same I hate everything in the world expression".
6	* Whenever Tyler and Josh scream when they fall off. This happens a lot in the advanced courses.
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8	!!!Dig Dug
9	* [[spoiler: Josh's]] reaction when he found out that in the final round, [[spoiler: Tyler]] beat him by only '''130 points.'''
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11	!!!Smash Bros. Melee Versus
12	* In Break The Targets, Josh accidentally pushes Down-B as Bowser, which shoots him downward and kills him...
13	-->'''Josh (rhetorically):''' Do you know what happens when you press down-B as Bowser?!
14	-->''(Tyler does it to find out and instantly dies himself)''
15	** They then spend roughly three or more minutes dying trying to get a target that it's impossible to keep from suiciding to get to, neither one realizing that it doesn't matter if they can recover, as long as it's the last one they hit they win.
16	* When doing the Yoshi stage, Josh screams when he thinks he's about to die.
17	--> [[BigNo NO!]] YOSHI, BALL ROLL!
18	** That itself was kind of funny, but the best moment comes from what Tyler edits into it.
19	--> Yoshi Ball Roll. Best sushi, ever!
20	* During the Samus level, Tyler admits that he has never played a VideoGame/StarFox game before and asks how many there are. Josh starts listing them, but as soon as he runs of out actual games, he starts making them up. One of these, "Star Fox and Mario Go to the Mall", causes them to go on a tangent about how Fox is doing langerie shopping for [[AmbiguouslyGay Slippy]], which they continue discussing even after [[spoiler: Tyler wins]].
21	* After Josh boasts that he completed the Donkey Kong level in 31 seconds.
22	--> '''Tyler:''' That's how long it also takes you to cum. OOOOHHHHH!
23	--> '''Josh:''' And you know this how?
24	--> '''Tyler:''' [[MathematiciansAnswer I used a stopwatch]].
25	* While playing as Dr. Mario, Josh yells "jump you fucking asshole!" and Tyler immediately pauses the game to do so.
26	* When playing the Luigi level, Josh wonders what it would be like if they made a game called "Super Luigi" and Tyler says that would be really funny. He then goes back in editing to point out that it really wasn't funny at all and revokes his statement.
27	* Tyler's impression of a woman giving birth.
28	* The RunningGag in Episode 5 of Tyler accusing Josh of watching gay and/or anime porn.
29	--> '''Tyler:''' "It even says in the Bible, in Ephesians verse 6:22, [[BlatantLies 'Thou shall not watch any gay porn on the internet!']]"
30	** [[spoiler: Tyler pointing out that he was so far ahead that they technically didn't have to do this episode, [[ForegoneConclusion because Josh had no chance to catch up.]]]]
31	* For Classic Mode, Josh and Tyler both choose a random character out of a bag for them to play as. Josh gets the Ice Climbers, which makes Tyler laugh hysterically...until he gets [[TheScrappy Pichu]].
32	* They Start off Adventure Mode with this gem:
33	-->'''Josh:''' I'm gonna tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a little boy, his name was Tyler, and-
34	-->'''Tyler:''' At least you didn't call me a girl.
35	-->'''Josh:''' I almost did, so fuckin' hedge your bets.
36	-->'''Tyler:''' ''*laughs'' Okay.
37	-->'''Josh:''' Once upon a time, there was a little girl, and his-
38	-->'''Tyler:''' [[OhCrap Goddamnit!]]
39	* Also, Tyler and Josh discuss who can speak Mexican.
40	-->'''Tyler:''' One, two three, vamanos!
41	-->'''Josh:''' ''Vamanos?!'' What are you, frickin Dora the Explorer?
42	-->'''Tyler:''' Oh! Oh! So Dora the Explorer is the only person who's allowed to speak Mexican?
43	-->'''Josh:''' ''raucous laughter'' Speak Mexican! [[HaHaHaNo Ahahaha- yes.]] Dora the Explorer is the only one who can speak speak ''Mexican.'' Everyone else speaks Spanish, but she speaks Mexican.
44	-->'''Tyler:''' ''laughs'' I mean...
45	-->'''Josh:''' Great job, Tyler. You just insulted an entire nation.
46	-->'''Tyler:''' I mean, one Nation, under Buddha...
47	-->'''Josh:''' One Nation Under Buddha? Tyler, they don't wor... ugh. You know what, I'm not even gonna...
48	-->'''Tyler:''' Who is it that Mexico worships? I can't remember. [[CrossesTheLineTwice Is it the cartel?]]
49	-->'''Josh:''' They don't... they don't... the cartel?!
50	* Every time Josh's game disc is randomly unable to be read in the middle of recording.
51	** Josh's Wii is unable to be read while the two play All Star Mode, and the two comment on the hideous noises it's supposedly making, which are unable to be picked up by the recording, leading to the following exchange:
52	-->'''Josh:''' Here, here. Listen to my Wii.
53	-->'''silence'''
54	-->'''Tyler:''' That sounds unhealthy.
55	-->'''Josh:''' That's the sound it makes whenever I put a disc in my Wii.
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61	!!!The Smoothie Challenge
62	* The entire video, mainly due to [[DeadpanSnarker Josh's extreme pessimism]], and [[{{Keet}} Tyler's cheerful optimism]]...[[spoiler: that is, until the ingredients are chosen and Josh ends up with mostly good ingredients while Tyler [[NauseaFuel has to consume a smoothie made up of orange juice,jalapenos, pineapple, pudding, salsa, brussel sprouts and clam chowder,]]]] leading to the inevitable VomitDiscretionShot.
63	-->'''Tyler''': ''(gagging)'' [[BreakTheCutie Why are we doing this? This isn't fun.]]
64	-->'''Josh''': This was '''your''' idea, you jackwagon!
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66	!!!Super Mario Galaxy MOOSE
67	* Tyler: "[[CaptainObvious If you're thirsty, drink milk.]] I should be an advertiser."
68	* Tyler's struggles with his Wiimote pointer not working.
69	* Tyler tells a story about how, when his uncle was a kid, he freaked out his parents by declaring "I love evil!" (meaning stunt rider Evel Knieval).
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71	!!!Donkey Kong Country MOOSE
72	* Josh accidentally entering a bonus level in the first part.
73	* In TheStinger, Tyler makes his only appearance in the MOOSE where he [[spoiler:does nothing other than insult Josh for losing the MOOSE and not winning a single level.]]
74	* Tyler comments on part 1 of the MOOSE
75	--> I'm on team Stephen. [[VitriolicBestBuds Fuck you Josh.]]
76	* After [[spoiler:Stephen]] beats Barrel Cannon Canyon while [[spoiler:Josh]] has to restart after dying, [[spoiler:Stephen]] makes it sound like he's fucking up badly to make [[spoiler:Josh]] feel better... only to earn a "DON'T PATRONIZE ME, [[spoiler:STEPHEN]]" in response.
77	-->'''[[spoiler:Stephen]]:''' (while laughing) [[spoiler:Josh]], I've been done with the level for, like, thirty seconds...
78	-->'''[[spoiler:Josh]]:''' GOD DAMMIT!
79
80	!!!Super Mario Sunshine MOOSE
81	* Josh "asking" a pianta which level they should do next.
82	* Tyler's story about [[ItMakesSenseInContext touching Britney Spears' boobs]].
83	* After Josh [[spoiler:beats Tyler by only a few seconds, Tyler demands that they continue playing until they spell "MOOSES". And Josh immediately agrees]].
84
85	!!! Flappy Bird
86	* [[spoiler: Tyler]] raging out after playing close to two minutes of the game.
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88	!!!Super Meat Boy MOOSE
89	* Tyler picks one level just because it's called "The Shaft."
90	* Josh and Tyler discuss Josh being a door-to-door salesman for Kirby vacuums.
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92	!!!Super Mario 64 4-Way Versus
93	* The Versus ends with two players utterly dominating and finishing an episode and a half ahead of the competition. So what happens? [[spoiler:Tim continues playing the game for fun, continuing to get stars just to see how many he can get. Jon announces he's switching to a game he actually enjoys and his display shows him playing Ninja Gaiden, beating it ([[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome on a single credit!]]) and then speedrunning Super Mario Bros 3.]]
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95	!!!Ocarina Of Time: Master Quest Versus
96	* Many jokes were made by Twitch chat about Tyler's "fat disgusting neck".
97	** Later, Tyler stands up, which causes his crotch to take up his facecam. People starting to say "Tyler's fat disgusting crotch".
98	* After dying in the Great Deku Tree, Josh ''[[EpicFail accidentally presses no]]'' when it asks if he wants to save, [[https://youtu.be/fe2OB9-nerc?t=1937 making him lose all his progress.]] They had to restart.
99	* A dumb puzzle in Water Temple requires you to [[https://youtu.be/fe2OB9-nerc?t=34850 poke a wall texture with your hookshot]] to get a chest containing the Longshot. Upon Josh doing this, he starts cracking up. It turns into full-blown laughter after Tyler says this:
100	--> What? ''You hit it with your sword?''
101	** Josh just [[BlatantLies confirms]] what Tyler [[AskAStupidQuestion asked]] afterwards:
102	--> Yes. You hit it with your sword.

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