Line #6 Funny/MedukaMeguca


1	* From this [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT-vjMCh1mY promo video]] starring Kyoko:
2	-->'''Kyoko:''' And on the third day, the Lord said: I will be lesbian for you, you blue-haired bitch.
3	--> (Cut to her holding some... suggestive pictures of said blue-haired bitch.)
4	-->'''Kyoko:''' And so it was done.
5	* This gem from the dream sequence scene of Episode 1:
6	-->'''Kyubey:''' [[MemeticMolester Let me touch you.]]
7	-->'''Madoka:''' Okay, fine.
8	* The girls' homeroom teacher ranting about [[MemeticMutation waffles, pancakes, and French toast.]]
9	** Also, the [[OneSceneWonder infamous Nakazawa]] being referred to as Random Student C.
10	* Homura has a serious FreudianSlip problem in Episode 1, but this is the really funny one:
11	-->'''Madoka:''' Where are you taking me?
12	-->'''Homura:''' To fill my void.
13	-->'''Madoka:''' What?
14	-->'''Homura:''' Nothing.
15	* Homura is heard yelling "Ouch!" and ranting after Sayaka throws the fire extinguisher away when she rescued Madoka.
16	* Kyouko ranting about screen time at the end of episodes are great, Episode 2 in particular:
17	-->'''Kyouko:''' [Homura's] just mad because I'm the {{Seme}}. I'M THE SEME IN EVERY PAIRING, BITCH, NOW BEND OVER.
18	* Episode 2, Madoka is just waking up in her bed. She looks over at her shelf of stuffed animals. Guess who's there.
19	-->'''Kyubey:''' Hiiii.
20	-->'''Madoka:''' [[CurseCutShort MOTHERF-]]
21	* Madoka and Sayaka's obsession with candy.
22	-->'''Sayaka:''' Seriously, I'm just here for the candy.
23	** Kyubey using candy to get Madoka's attention during episode 1 in the creepiest voice possible.
24	* Mami and Sayaka accusing Madoka of being a drug addict whenever she questions a plot device.
25	--> '''Sayaka:''' Again, Madoka?! Goddammit, I see you lighting up!
26	--> '''Madoka:''' What the fuck-! I'm not smoking!
27	* Later in Episode 2, Mami is explaining what the whole magical girl schtick is about.
28	-->'''Mami:''' So basically, you can kick ass in totally inappropriate clothing in exchange for any wish if you make a contract with this alien space ferret.
29	-->(''Madoka and Sayaka stare blankly'')
30	-->'''Mami:''' No, there is no candy.
31	-->'''Sayaka:''' [[CurseCutShort MOTHERFU-]]
32	* The conversation of sorts between Mami and the witch she battles in episode 2.
33	-->'''Mami:''' Time to, like, kick some ass.
34	-->'''Gertrud:''' Oh no you didn't!
35	-->'''Mami:''' ''Summons Muskets''
36	-->'''Gertrud:''' Oh no you didn't! You're shitting guns?!
37	-->'''Mami:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner They're called rifled muskets, motherfucker.]]
38	* There's a particular gem from the beginning of episode 3, during Sayaka's visit to Kyosuke at the hospital. She brings him a novel on a CD, leading to this exchange:
39	-->'''Kyosuke:''' Did you want to listen to [the novel on the CD] too? It's an amaaaaazing story.
40	-->'''Sayaka:''' Sure, what's it called?
41	-->'''Kyosuke:''' [[spoiler:Fifty Shades of]]-
42	-->'''Sayaka:''' WHAT- (gets cut off by opening)
43	* Kyubey bursting into laughter after [[spoiler: Mami dies.]]
44	* The [[HurricaneOfPuns onslaught of head jokes]] in episode 3.
45	* In Episode 3, there's a sequence of flashback scenes after [[spoiler:Mami's death]]. At first it starts out sad, showing her previous fighting scenes while set to emotional music. Then it dissolves into [[MoodWhiplash hilarity]] when a hilariously OffModel image of her appears in scenes of the show that she never showed up in (and even [[spoiler:''her own death scene'']]), and then even ''more'' hilarity when she starts popping up in completely different ''series'' (''Manga/ElfenLied'', ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion'', ''Anime/CowboyBebop'', ''Anime/TengenToppaGurrenLagann'' (complete with Kamina shades), even ''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little Pony]]''), all while the sad music is still playing.
46	** Afterwards:
47	-->'''Sayaka:''' So, wanna get some [[RunningGag head cheese?]]
48	* At the end of Episode 4, we have Madoka and Sayaka arguing about what the show's [[ShoujoDemographic intended]] [[{{Seinen}} audience]] is, and [[ButtMonkey Madoka]] being accused of being a homophobe on top of the drug addiction.
49	* This exchange between Kyoko and Mami[[spoiler:'s head]]:
50	--> '''Kyoko:''' Knock-knock.
51	--> '''Mami[[spoiler:'s head]]:''' (Sigh) Who's there?
52	--> '''Kyoko:''' Mami.
53	--> '''Mami[[spoiler:'s head]]:''' Mami who?
54	--> '''Kyoko:''' Exactly.
55	* Kyoko's [[TakeThatAudience rant]]; [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome as awesome as it is]], Madoka's crying keeps interrupting:

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