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1	* Mikey drops one of Albert's ceramic soldiers and stomps on it, saying "Yeah! Let's trash this place! Take that, Tonto."
2	** Before that, Mikey needs a diaper change:
3	--->'''Mikey:''' Ugh, too much fruit.\
4	[...]\
5	'''Albert:''' Is he taking a dump?\
6	'''Mollie:''' [[SarcasmMode No, he's thinking real hard!]]
7	** Mollie slamming Mikey's shitty diaper on Albert's expensive desk.
8	--->'''Albert:''' For Christ's sake, Mollie, that's a $10,000 desk.
9	--->''shlorp!''
10	--->'''Mollie:''' Now it's junk!
11	* As Mikey sees his mom and James kiss at the end of the film:
12	-->'''Mikey:''' Now should I tell them I need a new diaper? ''(beat)'' Nah, I'll wait.
13	* Mikey looking at a pair of huge breasts: "They come in different sizes? What are these, jumbos?"
14	-->'''James:''' What are you looking at? I'll bet you're thinking the same thing.\
15	'''Mikey:''' Yeah, lunch!
16	* Mikey's first interaction with his grandma.
17	-->'''Grandma:''' Who's got a wet tushy?\
18	'''Mikey:''' I give up.\
19	''(Grandma baby talking Mikey)''\
20	'''Mikey:''' Oh yeah. She's gone.
21	* Molly is informed that as far along as her pregnancy is, the baby's gender will now become apparent. Cut to inside the womb:
22	-->'''Mikey:''' Hey, look at that. I've got another arm growing there. What's it doing way down there? Now how am I going to get that in my mouth?
23	** Gets a callback in the second movie:
24	--->'''Julie:''' Okay, let's see; two arms, two legs...two mouths??
25	* Mikey yanking on his umbilical cord, "Hey, let's get some apple juice down here!" Cut to Molly drinking a ''gallon jug'' of the stuff.
26	* At the end of an argument in the first movie, James and Molly are having in her apartment:
27	-->'''James''': That's it! I've had it! NOW GET OUT!
28	-->'''Molly''': I ''LIVE'' HERE!
29	-->'''James''': I KNOW IT! ''(storms out)''
30	* Molly's demonic turn during her contractions in the second movie.
31	* The scene where Julie learns to walk is set to the Creator/TriStarPictures logo theme of the time.
32	* After finding out Albert is cheating on her with ''another'' woman[[note]]Albert promised to divorce his wife so he can be with Molly to raise their child, but then he falls in love with ''someone else''[[/note]], Mollie walks away heartbroken, while [[FunnyBackgroundEvent her friend Rona beats the crap out of him, still wearing the dress she hasn't paid for yet]].
33	* Newborn Mikey suddenly figures out that crying will bring "that Mommy person" to help him.
34	-->'''Mikey:''' Crying. I can definitely handle crying. ''(cue montage of baby crying to Janis Joplin's "Cry Baby")''
35	** Somewhere in the montage is an exhausted Molly prepping both a bottle and coffee in the middle of the night. She carefully pours coffee into the baby bottle and tests it on her wrist before realizing what she's done.

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