Line #23 Funny/KhonjinHouse


1	* From "Mormon":
2	--> '''Dumbass''': Does your cat have a father?
3	--> '''Khonjin''': I don't know! I found this cat in the ''garbage''!
4	--> '''Dumbass''': Well, I'll just get down to it. It's okay, you can come in!
5	--> '''Larger Cat''': [[LarynxDissonance Hello, son.]]
6	--> ''(Khonjin ends up {{Corpsing}})''
7	* The ending to "Fabric":
8	--> '''Khonjin''': Ladies and gentlemen... '''''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCK!]]'''''
9	* The episode "Winner":
10	--> '''Khonjin:''' Hey Gino, what's u-
11	--> '''Gino, [[DisproportionateRetribution suddenly holding a pistol]]:''' ''GET THE FUCK OUT, RIGHT NOW.''
12	--> ''(Khonjin's scream is cut short by a SmashCut)''
13	* Episode 10 begins with Khonjin suddenly exploding, leaving Gino confused. The rest of the episode is him making seemingly random phone calls to dead Khonjin. The last one has him singing something so random that EvenTheSubtitlerIsStumped, before he starts laughing, while the phone "combusted into a hellish inferno the likes of which no one had seen before". This becomes a hell of a lot more funny when WordOfGod stated that all of Gino's phone calls were [[SincerityMode actual unscripted messages from Gino's voice actor]].
14	* "Road Trip":
15	** This exchange at the beginning:
16	--->'''Khonjin:''' So how far away is Six Flags?
17	--->'''Gino:''' We're not going to Six Flags! We're going on a hit. Orders from the boss.
18	--->'''Khonjin:''' Oh... That's...strange... I-I could have sworn we're going to Six Flags considering I'M ALREADY IN THE CAR, ''AND WE'RE GOING TO SIX FLAGS!''
19	---> ''(Khonjin drives the car to Six Flags, with Gino screaming hanging on to the trunk)''
20	** Gay Spaghetti Chef attempting to use his powers to attack [[WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}} Jafar]], but then [[TheyKilledKennyAgain suddenly explodes]].
21	* Pent [[{{Lampshading}} lampshading]] the inconsistencies of the restaurant name switching between Gino and Fratelli's Pizza.
22	* The first episode of Season 5 has Gino telling Khonjin that his greatest wish is for Khonjin to be castrated by a scorpion, and then a lamp crashes through Gino's window. The genie appears and a scorpion appears out of nowhere. Khonjin's reaction is priceless.
23	-->'''Khonjin:''' OHMYGODNO! (screams) (screams) (screams) [[OverlyLongGag (screams)]]
24	%%* The entirety of the episode "Taxi".
25	* This bit from "Infiltrator"
26	--> ''"I knew you would sneak in through the pipe, [[InsaneTrollLogic so I turned my base into a giant pipe]]!"''
27	* Gino going full GenreSavvy in "Drive Through".
28	-->'''Khonjin''': Love to stay and chat, but, uh, I gotta go run the drive-thru.
29	-->'''Gino''': ''We do not have a drive''- yes, we do. You know what? We do, because by every conceivable metric, it is not ''possible'' for this restaurant to have a drive-thru, and if there's anything I've learned, it's that if it abides by the laws of physics, it simply cannot exist in this twisted, fucked-up world. So even though we do not have ''room'' for a drive-thru, or any roads running behind our building, or anyone in this world that owns cars other than us, I know that when I walk back there, I will be looking a drive-thru right in the face. ''(Cut to Gino and Khonjin looking through a drive-thru window)'' Oh, and there it is. Right there. Wonderful. So, uh, I'm going to go home, [[CrossesTheLineTwice and asphyxiate every single stray cat I see on the way there]].
30	* Episode 59 involves Khonjin telling Gino that he has had enough and [[GroinAttack kicking Gino in the balls]].

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