Line #3 Funny/KevinNash


1	* Nash has a lot of these, including his [[LargeHam over the top narration]] of the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7rcPYvDWkI confrontations between Sid and Goldberg]] shown in {{Website/Botchamania}} 94.
2	** Spring Break Cannonball champion. 'Nuff said.
3	*** At that same event: He and Hall were running around tossing out beers to everyone in the back (WCW didn't allow anyone to drink during events, obviously[[note]]Unless you were Hulk Hogan, who had a cooler full of beer waiting for him when he arrived at every show, per his contract[[/note]]). When confronted by Eric Bischoff, Nash, who are at the scaffolding over the entrance, calls up to one of the Nitro Girls, asking what they're drinking (read: red SOLO cups). Kevin then asks them to drop one of them. He catches it right in his hand, at waist level, without spilling a drop. Hall would describe it as "some James Bond shit."
4	* Nash's gimmick, according to Wrestling/{{Sting}}? Showing up late!
5	* In a shoot interview with Sean Oliver, Wrestling/JimCornette talks about teaching Glen Jacobs (aka Wrestling/{{Kane}}) to wrestle like Nash for the Fake Diesel angle and notes that Nash "has only six moves, including the hair flip". Nash later does an interview with Oliver and is shown the clip of Cornette and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRpVfsEf9LU given an opportunity to retort.]]
6	--> '''Oliver:''' If you were to add a sixth move what would it be?\
7	'''Nash:''' Probably teabagging Jim Cornette.
8	* The same interview [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smxVD_qxd8w has]] the obligatory Dick Bag segment[[note]]Oliver reads off a list of names, if they're dicks they go in the bag. In some interviews they have an actual bag with a dick on it, sadly (or not) Nash's wasn't one of them[[/note]]. Surprisingly most of the names mentioned don't go in the bag (hilariously though, Wrestling/ShawnMichaels ''does'' go in the bag with Nash's qualifier that he's a "good dick") but he's got choice words for the dicks that do:
9	-->'''On Wrestling/PaulHeyman:''' He's a dick because fuckin' he's the guy that says no one should work after they're 35 and yet he's like 93 and he's in the ring? In the background holding the belt. [[Main/DeadpanSnarker Nicely done!]]\
10	'''On Wrestling/DustyRhodes:''' Come on, you take a seven foot tall guy that gets pussy and you put him in a [[Film/TheWizardOfOz fucking green cone]]? Dick.
11	* PCS, by far the funniest thing that ever came out of Wrestling/{{TNA}}.
12	** His interactions with (read: mercilessly needling) Sonjay Dutt. He was brutal and hilarious at the same time.
13	* ''Impact'' 10-16-10: Nash says that in the past, he and Bischoff would have been a perfect fit, and he would've taken every dollar he could from everybody. But with age comes wisdom, and he's learned the value of family, etc etc, so they can run the company into the ground without him. And with that, he bids the Impact Zone farewell. By the by: if you were following Nash's twitter feed at the time, the real reason he left TNA is because he wanted a raise and they refused. Now ''there's'' the Big Sexy we remember!
14	* Not sourced from Nash himself, but [[Wrestling/TheWrestlingObserverNewsletter Bryan and Vinny's]] [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78TlpvYedug#t=1240s reaction]] to him winning the belt at ''Victory Road 2009''.
15	-->'''Bryan:''' CLEAN!? '''''IT IS 2009!!'''''\
16	'''Vinny:''' ''[snickers]'' Kevin Nash is pinning AJ Styles for championships on pay per view.\
17	'''Bryan:''' CLEAN!
18	* During his 2011 feud with CM Punk and Triple H, he had a match with Wrestling/SantinoMarella. Santino comes in, doing his air trumpet-playing... and Nash promptly gives him a Jackknife for the pin and the win.
19	* During the Sting v. Triple H match at Wrestlemania 31, Nash came out with the nWo to attack the New Age Outlaws in order to save Sting ([[RuleOfCool Don't bother considering the logic of the nWo, Sting's MORTAL ENEMIES in WCW, suddenly coming out to save him.]]) At one point in the match, Nash got knocked over while on the outside…and [[AscendedMeme grabbed his lower leg, as if he'd suffered an injury to a certain muscle in the thigh…]] [[note]] [[DontExplainTheJoke He was pretending to suffer a quad injury.]] [[/note]]
20	* [[http://66.media.tumblr.com/9f8a290f775dd4f7158fc607193107a8/tumblr_inline_ndki75ciBn1qjgpvq.png This]] image of Kevin Nash MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext...probably.
21	* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQwgU8zUFfo His "Pick Me" rant]] from the ''Thunder'' video game on the [=PS1=]. ''Even in a video game'', Nash doesn't want to job. Or he is simply afraid of tearing his quad again. Contrast with his "Pick Me" promo in the ''Nitro'' video game, where he almost pathetically [[AintTooProudToBeg begs]] you to pick him.[[note]]If you've ever played ''WCW/nWo Thunder'' you know why he didn't want to get in the ring, that game is the drizzling shits and those wrestler select screen promos are the game's ''only'' redeeming quality. Wrestling/{{Raven}} wasn't particularly enthusiastic either: "Pick me, don't pick me, I don't care. Do whatever you want."[[/note]] Hilariously Wrestling/RoddyPiper must have seen this before filming his promo because he makes reference to it, saying "'''PICK ME!''' What's wrong with you, I heard Nash! Nash said don't pick me well '''FINE''', 'cause I can smash Nash!"
22	* When [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys Bully Ray]] brought out his "lawyer", who looked like Kevin Nash, and a quarter of the crowd [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81tPoL-0WOg&feature=player_detailpage#t=120 shouted]], "KEVIN NASH?!? BIG SEXY!!!"

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