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1	* When they are playing vegetables in the school play has a few laughs in it.
2	** On Harriet being cast as an onion:
3	-->'''Harriet:''' I refuse. I absolutely ''refuse'' to be an onion!
4	-->'''Mrs. Berry:''' Oh, but you ''are'' an onion.
5	-->'''Harriet:''' No, I'm not.
6	-->'''Mrs. Berry:''' An onion is a beautiful thing. Have you ever looked at an onion?
7	** When Mrs. Berry says "I want you to feel... to the very best of your endeavour... to feel like you have ''woken up'' as one of these vegetables. One of these ''dear'' vegetables, nestling in the earth, striving up bit by bit in the magic of growth, waiting for that ''glorious'' moment you will be...", Harriet whispers "Eaten" to Sport.
8	* Harriet on why she doesn't want to go to dancing school:
9	-->'''Harriet:''' I went there once on a visit with Beth Ellen because she had to go and I was spending the night, and you have to wear party dresses and all the boys are too short and you feel like a '''''HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!'''''
10	* When Harriet is noticing that Golly is acting so weird seemingly because she's in love, she tries to find out what love is like by asking her mother how she met her father. It turns out that he'd thrown up on her feet due to seasickness, leading to this:
11	-->'''Harriet''': "What does it feel like?"
12	-->'''Mrs. Welsch''': "To have someone throw up on your feet?"
13	-->'''Harriet''': "No! To fall in ''love''!"

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