1 | !Per wiki policy, Administrivia/SpoilersOff applies here and all spoilers are unmarked. Administrivia/YouHaveBeenWarned. |
2 | |
3 | * When you fail the mission "In the Air Tonight", you can hear Music/{{Phil|Collins}}'s BigNo and a funnier version of the mission failed caption that says that "Phil definitely felt it coming in the air tonight". |
4 | * On the topic of Phil Collins, most of the banter between him and his manager, Barry Mickelthwaite, is quite funny. For example: |
5 | -->'''Phil:''' Who is this Giorgio you owe money to?\ |
6 | '''Barry:''' Oh, he's just a fan. He lent me, I mean, y'know, he ''gave'' me a few quid.\ |
7 | '''Phil:''' Barry, are you in hock to gangsters?\ |
8 | '''Barry:''' [[BlatantLies No, mate, I swear, on your life!]]\ |
9 | '''Phil:''' Yeah, well, that's what I'm worried about - you're a real moron. I should have left you managing that talking dog...what was his name? Puddles? |
10 | * When you pass the mission "Domo Arigato Domestoboto", Armando shoots his robot, Domestobot (which looks like {{Creator/Nintendo}}'s VideoGame/RoboticOperatingBuddy {{pastiche}}), unaware that it was controlled by Vic. |
11 | -->'''Armando''': Domestobot! [[YouHaveFailedMe You lousy piece of crap, you've ruined me!]]\ |
12 | '''Domestobot''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you require a light?]] |
13 | * During "Unfriendly Competition": |
14 | -->'''Dealer''': This is a private party, pal.\ |
15 | '''[[DeadpanSnarker Victor]]''': Yeah, well this is a public execution!\ |
16 | '''Dealer''': Holy shit! Get him, girls! ''(runs away while all [[ThisIsGonnaSuck his girls aim their guns at Vic]])''\ |
17 | '''Victor''': ...Motherfucker! |
18 | * The whole opening cutscene of "Turn On, Tune In, Bug Out". |
19 | -->'''Lance''': (whispering) Keep your voice down!\ |
20 | '''Victor''': No. You can barely tie your own shoelaces and ''you tellin' me how to behave?''\ |
21 | '''Lance''': [[SuddenlyShouting WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU STUPID GORILLA?!]] [[NoIndoorVoice THE PLACE IS BUGGED! THE DEA IS ONTO US!]] HAPPY NOW?! |
22 | * In one of the earlier missions, "Cholo Victory", there's Phil Cassidy's EpicFail when he tries to drive his pickup truck, while being really drunk. |
23 | -->'''Phil:''' Let's go, YEEEE-HAAAAAR!!\ |
24 | ''(Phil crashes into a wall)''\ |
25 | '''Victor:''' Maybe ''I'' should drive, man.\ |
26 | '''Phil:''' Damn stick shift! |
27 | * Performing stunt jumps with your vehicle ''catches fire'' earns you "''Flaming'' Insane Stunt Bonus, you're on ''fire''!" |
28 | * In "The Bum Deal", Vic and Lance are tricked by Forbes into entering a gay bar owned by the White Stallionz, a homosexual white-supremacist biker gang. They attempt to attack the brothers, however they ended up being killed by Vic. |
29 | -->'''Victor:''' Something's not right about this place.\ |
30 | '''Lance:''' Yeah. I didn't know bikers were into disco.\ |
31 | '''Victor:''' I think Forbes has fucked us again.\ |
32 | '''Biker 1:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Your kind ain't welcome here]].\ |
33 | '''Biker 2:''' [[DepravedHomosexual I wanna bareback the little one]].\ |
34 | '''Lance:''' Aw, shit... It's two for one at the boy's club. Shit. |
35 | * In "Jive Drive", When Lance drives Vic's car after the latter picked up the former from the airport, a Cholo car pulls up in front of them and one of the two Cholos attempt to talk with Vic. |
36 | -->'''Cholo:''' ''(talking to Vic)'' All the Cholos have been looking for you, Mr. Big-Shot.\ |
37 | '''Lance:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What do you want with me?]]\ |
38 | '''Cholo:''' I'm not talking to ''you'', I'm talking to ''him''! ''(continues talking to Vic)'' You killed plenty Cholos, now we kill you plenty. |
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/context.php
FollowingContext Funny / GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories
Go To
- Show Spoilers
- Night Vision
- Sticky Header
- Wide Load