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* Performing stunt jumps with your vehicle ''on fire'' earns you "''Flaming'' Insane Stunt Bonus"!

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* Performing stunt jumps with your vehicle ''on ''catches fire'' earns you "''Flaming'' Insane Stunt Bonus"!Bonus, you're on ''fire''!"
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'''Cholo:''' I'm not talking to ''you'', I'm talking to ''him''! You killed plenty Cholos, now we kill you plenty.

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'''Cholo:''' I'm not talking to ''you'', I'm talking to ''him''! ''(continues talking to Vic)'' You killed plenty Cholos, now we kill you plenty.

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-->'''Victor:''' Something's not right about this place.
-->'''Lance:''' Yeah. I didn't know bikers were into disco.
-->'''Victor:''' I think Forbes has fucked us again.
-->'''Biker 1:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Your kind ain't welcome here]].
-->'''Biker 2:''' [[DepravedHomosexual I wanna bareback the little one]].
-->'''Lance:''' Aw, shit... It's two for one at the boy's club. Shit.

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-->'''Victor:''' Something's not right about this place.
-->'''Lance:'''
place.\\
'''Lance:'''
Yeah. I didn't know bikers were into disco.
-->'''Victor:'''
disco.\\
'''Victor:'''
I think Forbes has fucked us again.
-->'''Biker
again.\\
'''Biker
1:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Your kind ain't welcome here]].
-->'''Biker
here]].\\
'''Biker
2:''' [[DepravedHomosexual I wanna bareback the little one]].
-->'''Lance:'''
one]].\\
'''Lance:'''
Aw, shit... It's two for one at the boy's club. Shit.Shit.
* In "Jive Drive", When Lance drives Vic's car after the latter picked up the former from the airport, a Cholo car pulls up in front of them and one of the two Cholos attempt to talk with Vic.
-->'''Cholo:''' ''(talking to Vic)'' All the Cholos have been looking for you, Mr. Big-Shot.\\
'''Lance:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What do you want with me?]]\\
'''Cholo:''' I'm not talking to ''you'', I'm talking to ''him''! You killed plenty Cholos, now we kill you plenty.
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* In "The Bum Deal", Vic and Lance are tricked by Forbes into entering a gay bar owned by the White Stallionz, a homosexual white-supremacist biker gang. They attempt to attack the brothers, however they ended up being killed by Vic.
-->'''Victor:''' Something's not right about this place.
-->'''Lance:''' Yeah. I didn't know bikers were into disco.
-->'''Victor:''' I think Forbes has fucked us again.
-->'''Biker 1:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Your kind ain't welcome here]].
-->'''Biker 2:''' [[DepravedHomosexual I wanna bareback the little one]].
-->'''Lance:''' Aw, shit... It's two for one at the boy's club. Shit.
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* Performing stunt jumps with your vehicle ''catches fire'' earns you "''Flaming'' Insane Stunt Bonus"!

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* Performing stunt jumps with your vehicle ''catches ''on fire'' earns you "''Flaming'' Insane Stunt Bonus"!
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* On the topic of Phil Collins, most of the banter between him and his manager, Barry Mickelthwaite, is qutie funny. For example:

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* On the topic of Phil Collins, most of the banter between him and his manager, Barry Mickelthwaite, is qutie quite funny. For example:



'''Barry:'''[[BlatantLies No, mate, I swear, on your life!]]\\

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'''Barry:'''[[BlatantLies '''Barry:''' [[BlatantLies No, mate, I swear, on your life!]]\\

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* On the topic of Phil Collins, most of the banter between him and his manager, Barry Mickelthwaite, is qutie funny. For example:
-->'''Phil:''' Who is this Giorgio you owe money to?\\
'''Barry:''' Oh, he's just a fan. He lent me, I mean, y'know, he ''gave'' me a few quid.\\
'''Phil:''' Barry, are you in hock to gangsters?\\
'''Barry:'''[[BlatantLies No, mate, I swear, on your life!]]\\
'''Phil:''' Yeah, well, that's what I'm worried about - you're a real moron. I should have left you managing that talking dog...what was his name? Puddles?



-->'''Armando''': Domestobot! [[YouHaveFailedMe You lousy piece of crap, you've ruined me!]]
-->'''Domestobot''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you require a light?]]

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-->'''Armando''': Domestobot! [[YouHaveFailedMe You lousy piece of crap, you've ruined me!]]
-->'''Domestobot''':
me!]]\\
'''Domestobot''':
[[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you require a light?]]



-->'''Dealer''': This is a private party, pal.
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Victor]]''': Yeah, well this is a public execution!
-->'''Dealer''': Holy shit! Get him, girls! ''(runs away while all [[ThisIsGonnaSuck his girls aim their guns at Vic]])''
-->'''Victor''': ...Motherfucker!

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-->'''Dealer''': This is a private party, pal.
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker
pal.\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker
Victor]]''': Yeah, well this is a public execution!
-->'''Dealer''':
execution!\\
'''Dealer''':
Holy shit! Get him, girls! ''(runs away while all [[ThisIsGonnaSuck his girls aim their guns at Vic]])''
-->'''Victor''': ...
Vic]])''\\
'''Victor''': ...
Motherfucker!



-->'''Lance''': (whispering) Keep your voice down!
-->'''Victor''': No. You can barely tie your own shoelaces and ''you tellin' me how to behave?''
-->'''Lance''': [[SuddenlyShouting WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU STUPID GORILLA?!]] [[NoIndoorVoice THE PLACE IS BUGGED! THE DEA IS ONTO US!]] HAPPY NOW?!
* In one of the earlier missions, "Cholo Victory", there's Phil Cassidy's EpicFail when he tries to drive his pickup truck.
-->'''Phil:''' Let's go, YEEEE-HAAAAAR!!
-->''(Phil crashes into a wall)''
-->'''Victor:''' Maybe ''I'' should drive, man.
-->'''Phil:''' Damn stick shift!

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-->'''Lance''': (whispering) Keep your voice down!
-->'''Victor''':
down!\\
'''Victor''':
No. You can barely tie your own shoelaces and ''you tellin' me how to behave?''
-->'''Lance''':
behave?''\\
'''Lance''':
[[SuddenlyShouting WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU STUPID GORILLA?!]] [[NoIndoorVoice THE PLACE IS BUGGED! THE DEA IS ONTO US!]] HAPPY NOW?!
* In one of the earlier missions, "Cholo Victory", there's Phil Cassidy's EpicFail when he tries to drive his pickup truck.
truck, while being really drunk.
-->'''Phil:''' Let's go, YEEEE-HAAAAAR!!
-->''(Phil
YEEEE-HAAAAAR!!\\
''(Phil
crashes into a wall)''
-->'''Victor:'''
wall)''\\
'''Victor:'''
Maybe ''I'' should drive, man.
-->'''Phil:'''
man.\\
'''Phil:'''
Damn stick shift!
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* When you fail the mission "In the Air Tonight", you can hear Music/{{Phil|Collins}}'s BigNo and a funnier version of the mission failed caption that says that "Phil really felt it coming in the air tonight".

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* When you fail the mission "In the Air Tonight", you can hear Music/{{Phil|Collins}}'s BigNo and a funnier version of the mission failed caption that says that "Phil really definitely felt it coming in the air tonight".
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* When you fail the mission "In the Air Tonight", you can hear Music/{{Phil|Collins}}'s BigNo and a funnier version of the mission failed caption that says that "Phil really felt something in the air tonight".

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* When you fail the mission "In the Air Tonight", you can hear Music/{{Phil|Collins}}'s BigNo and a funnier version of the mission failed caption that says that "Phil really felt something it coming in the air tonight".
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* When you fail the mission "In the Air Tonight", you can hear Music/{{Phil|Collins}}'s BigNo and a funnier version of the mission failed caption that says that "Phil really felt something in the air tonight".
* When you pass the mission "Domo Arigato Domestoboto", Armando shoots his robot, Domestobot (which looks like {{Creator/Nintendo}}'s VideoGame/RoboticOperatingBuddy {{pastiche}}), unaware that it was controlled by Vic.
-->'''Armando''': Domestobot! [[YouHaveFailedMe You lousy piece of crap, you've ruined me!]]
-->'''Domestobot''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you require a light?]]
* During "Unfriendly Competition":
-->'''Dealer''': This is a private party, pal.
-->'''[[DeadpanSnarker Victor]]''': Yeah, well this is a public execution!
-->'''Dealer''': Holy shit! Get him, girls! ''(runs away while all [[ThisIsGonnaSuck his girls aim their guns at Vic]])''
-->'''Victor''': ...Motherfucker!
* The whole opening cutscene of "Turn On, Tune In, Bug Out".
-->'''Lance''': (whispering) Keep your voice down!
-->'''Victor''': No. You can barely tie your own shoelaces and ''you tellin' me how to behave?''
-->'''Lance''': [[SuddenlyShouting WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU STUPID GORILLA?!]] [[NoIndoorVoice THE PLACE IS BUGGED! THE DEA IS ONTO US!]] HAPPY NOW?!
* In one of the earlier missions, "Cholo Victory", there's Phil Cassidy's EpicFail when he tries to drive his pickup truck.
-->'''Phil:''' Let's go, YEEEE-HAAAAAR!!
-->''(Phil crashes into a wall)''
-->'''Victor:''' Maybe ''I'' should drive, man.
-->'''Phil:''' Damn stick shift!
* Performing stunt jumps with your vehicle ''catches fire'' earns you "''Flaming'' Insane Stunt Bonus"!
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