Line #38 Funny/GrandTheftAutoViceCityStories


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3	* When you fail the mission "In the Air Tonight", you can hear Music/{{Phil\|Collins}}'s BigNo and a funnier version of the mission failed caption that says that "Phil definitely felt it coming in the air tonight".
4	* On the topic of Phil Collins, most of the banter between him and his manager, Barry Mickelthwaite, is quite funny. For example:
5	-->'''Phil:''' Who is this Giorgio you owe money to?\
6	'''Barry:''' Oh, he's just a fan. He lent me, I mean, y'know, he ''gave'' me a few quid.\
7	'''Phil:''' Barry, are you in hock to gangsters?\
8	'''Barry:''' [[BlatantLies No, mate, I swear, on your life!]]\
9	'''Phil:''' Yeah, well, that's what I'm worried about - you're a real moron. I should have left you managing that talking dog...what was his name? Puddles?
10	* When you pass the mission "Domo Arigato Domestoboto", Armando shoots his robot, Domestobot (which looks like {{Creator/Nintendo}}'s VideoGame/RoboticOperatingBuddy {{pastiche}}), unaware that it was controlled by Vic.
11	-->'''Armando''': Domestobot! [[YouHaveFailedMe You lousy piece of crap, you've ruined me!]]\
12	'''Domestobot''': [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Do you require a light?]]
13	* During "Unfriendly Competition":
14	-->'''Dealer''': This is a private party, pal.\
15	'''[[DeadpanSnarker Victor]]''': Yeah, well this is a public execution!\
16	'''Dealer''': Holy shit! Get him, girls! ''(runs away while all [[ThisIsGonnaSuck his girls aim their guns at Vic]])''\
17	'''Victor''': ...Motherfucker!
18	* The whole opening cutscene of "Turn On, Tune In, Bug Out".
19	-->'''Lance''': (whispering) Keep your voice down!\
20	'''Victor''': No. You can barely tie your own shoelaces and ''you tellin' me how to behave?''\
21	'''Lance''': [[SuddenlyShouting WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU STUPID GORILLA?!]] [[NoIndoorVoice THE PLACE IS BUGGED! THE DEA IS ONTO US!]] HAPPY NOW?!
22	* In one of the earlier missions, "Cholo Victory", there's Phil Cassidy's EpicFail when he tries to drive his pickup truck, while being really drunk.
23	-->'''Phil:''' Let's go, YEEEE-HAAAAAR!!\
24	''(Phil crashes into a wall)''\
25	'''Victor:''' Maybe ''I'' should drive, man.\
26	'''Phil:''' Damn stick shift!
27	* Performing stunt jumps with your vehicle ''catches fire'' earns you "''Flaming'' Insane Stunt Bonus, you're on ''fire''!"
28	* In "The Bum Deal", Vic and Lance are tricked by Forbes into entering a gay bar owned by the White Stallionz, a homosexual white-supremacist biker gang. They attempt to attack the brothers, however they ended up being killed by Vic.
29	-->'''Victor:''' Something's not right about this place.\
30	'''Lance:''' Yeah. I didn't know bikers were into disco.\
31	'''Victor:''' I think Forbes has fucked us again.\
32	'''Biker 1:''' [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Your kind ain't welcome here]].\
33	'''Biker 2:''' [[DepravedHomosexual I wanna bareback the little one]].\
34	'''Lance:''' Aw, shit... It's two for one at the boy's club. Shit.
35	* In "Jive Drive", When Lance drives Vic's car after the latter picked up the former from the airport, a Cholo car pulls up in front of them and one of the two Cholos attempt to talk with Vic.
36	-->'''Cholo:''' ''(talking to Vic)'' All the Cholos have been looking for you, Mr. Big-Shot.\
37	'''Lance:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint What do you want with me?]]\
38	'''Cholo:''' I'm not talking to ''you'', I'm talking to ''him''! ''(continues talking to Vic)'' You killed plenty Cholos, now we kill you plenty.

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