1 | * After Rob tells a female coworker that Bucky was being "funny" that morning: |
2 | -->'''Coworker''': Aw, you have a funny kitty? What kind of cute stories can you tell? |
3 | -->'''Rob''': "Cute" stories? '''My''' cat?! Oh....No, no. He's not funny in a "ha ha" kind of way. It's more of a "Good Lord, no!" kind of deal. |
4 | * This strip from an arc about the strip's new editor: |
5 | -->'''Bucky''': Excuse me, I am inquiring as to when we will be dinnerfying tonight. |
6 | -->'''Rob''': Dinnerfying? |
7 | -->'''Bucky''': Dinnerying. Session de chew. Eatification. |
8 | -->'''Rob''': You know, I don't think your editor's very smart... |
9 | -->'''Bucky''': Nonsense. Me editor am smartastic. |
10 | * [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2004/09/15 Bucky's paranoia gets validated.]] |
11 | * [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2004/10/25 How to handle 3rd party voters.]] |
12 | * [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/1999/12/20 "MUPPET KILLER!"]] |
13 | * In one strip, Bucky asks Rob for his Red Sox cap because "B is for Bucky". Rob refuses and Bucky warns him of revenge. Next strip: cue Bucky walking past Rob with a new [[{{Troll}} Yankees]] cap on and [[https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2001/07/17 Rob's face is pure outrage.]] |
14 | * Bucky [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2012/06/30 writes a cover blurb for his own as-yet-unwritten book.]] |
15 | -->'''Bucky''': Listen: ''Three out of four people prefer reading this book over the leading toothpaste.''\ |
16 | '''Satchel''': Wait. [[DumbassHasAPoint So 25% of people prefer to be entertained by toothpaste than by your book?]]\ |
17 | '''Bucky''': ... |
18 | * [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2011/05/16 All your treat are belong to us]]. A reference, of course, to [[TranslationTrainwreck the infamous line "All your base are belong to us"]] from the intro to ''VideoGame/ZeroWing''. |
19 | * [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/1999/10/12 The water dish "system."]] |
20 | * [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/1999/10/15 Bucky's favorite card game.]] |
21 | * InsaneTrollLogic [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/1999/10/23 at its finest.]] |
22 | * [[http://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/1999/11/11 Another Bucky]] NoodleIncident. |
23 | * After Satchel has a "dog conference" with all the neighborhood dogs, Bucky tries to convince Rob to let him have a "cat conference". Rob doesn't let him, since every cat Bucky knows is just as mean and psychotic as he. Bucky tries another tactic... |
24 | -->'''Bucky''': Okay, Robbo, let's talk deals here. What's it gonna take for you to let me have my cat conference here? |
25 | -->'''Rob''': Nothing. I seriously doubt you could even swear on [[Literature/TheBible the Good Book]] enough that nothing disastrous would happen to make me change my mind. |
26 | -->''*Bucky walks away, returns 15 minutes later, holding a book*'' |
27 | -->'''Bucky''': Here. [[LiteralMinded I stood on this and said every bad word I could think of.]] |
28 | -->'''Rob''': What is that...''Richard Scarry's Best Rainy Day Book Ever''? |
29 | -->'''Bucky''': It's a very good book. |
30 | * [[https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2000/01/17 Rob's awful perfume ad]]. Rob [[OldShame begs them to turn it off]], then... |
31 | -->'''Rob''': ''(sticking his fingers in his ears)'' [[IgnoringBySinging AAAAAAAAAA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!]] |
32 | ** [[https://www.gocomics.com/getfuzzy/2000/01/18 The next day's strip]] is even funnier. |
33 | -->'''Bucky''': ''(wearing Rob's glasses and mocking him)'' I'M ROB WILCO! I WORK IN ADVERTISING! BUY MY STUFF! NYUCK! NYUCK! NYUCK! I'M NOT EVIL! MY FOCUS GROUP STINKS! |
34 | -->'''Satchel''': ''(to an annoyed Rob)'' Ha! Ha! Ha! YOU say that, Rob! |
35 | * In one storyline, another cat says that Bucky owes him money. The reason? Bucky bet that [[LogicBomb the Patriots would win the World Series]]. [[note]] For those unfamiliar with American sports, the Patriots are a football team and the World Series is a baseball championship. In other words, [[GretzkyHasTheBall the Patriots being in them at all is impossible]]. [[/note]] |
36 | * Also counts as a ''slight'' SugarWiki/{{Heartwarming moment|s}} too, as one Christmas, Bucky gives Satchel a present (at Rob's insistence): a photo of the two of them, displayed in a frame with "best friends" engraved on it. Satchel is overcome with emotion. |
37 | -->'''Satchel:''' I promised myself I wouldn't cry. |
38 | -->'''Bucky:''' I promised myself I wouldn't ''let you'' cry. |
39 | * Satchel asks Rob for another advance in his allowance to start a magazine subscription, but since he's asked for numerous advances before, Rob tells him anymore and he'll have to go to work. |
40 | -->'''Satchel:''' WORK?! ME?! I CAN'T GO TO WORK! I'M TOO PRETTY!!! |
41 | -->'''Rob:''' Satchel, you're confusing work for ''prison''. |
42 | -->'''Bucky:''' And you're not pretty. |
43 | * One strip in which the Wilco clan has finished dinner. |
44 | -->'''Satchel:''' Mmm! That was a good dinner! |
45 | -->'''Rob:''' (Holding his stomach) Yeah, but I'm not feeling too good. That sandwich didn't agree with me. |
46 | -->'''Bucky:''' Man, you can't be taking no jive from food, you need to show that hoagie who's boss! |
47 | -->'''Rob:''' (Silence) |
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