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1	%%* "You sound like you're from LAHN-DUHN!"
2	* Peter's AntiLoveSong (in which he argues with [[SelfDeprecation himself]]):
3	-->'''Peter:''' Everybody hates you/Everybody wishes that you were dead/cos Peter, you suck/Peter, you suck/Peter, your music is fucking terrible/Peter, you suck/Peter, you suck/Peter, you don't do anything of value/Peter, you suck/Write some music/But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs/It's so self-loathing/Go see a psychiatrist/I hate the psychiatrist/Well go see one anyway/I don’t like the psychiatrist!/You need to go see one/See a psychiatrist!/I’m not going!
4	%%* "{{You shall not pass}}!"
5	* Peter's magnum opus is a melodramatic romance musical starring Dracula, utilizing Muppet-style puppetry. We even get to see it during the climax, and the audience finds it hilarious.
6	** "BLOOD WILL RUN DOWN HIS FACE WHEN HE IS DECAPITATED! AH HA HAH!"
7	** Dracula's lover randomly shouting "I'm pregnant!" after Dracula dies.
8	* "I don't know Peter, JUST GET OFF THE FUCKING ROCK!"
9	* The "sex-off" between the two couples.
10	-->'''Peter:''' SHE'S HAVING AN ORGASM! AND I'M NOT DONE EITHER!
11	* When the weather outside is [[spoiler:weather]]...
12	%%* "Mmm...Mmm...Mmmm...I just came."
13	* Get a good look at the demo CD that Jonah Hill gives Aldous. It's got pictures of his face all over it.
14	%%* Aldous doesn't like his shirt.
15	%%** And flashbacks reveal that Sarah picked out similarly terrible clothes for Peter.
16	* "We're going snorkeling! It's sea-turtle fucking season! They fuck for 3 hours! That's magic! No-one wants to go snorkeling with me..."
17	* Peter crying hysterically whilst gazing at the magnificent Hawaiian sunset. His neighbours complain and mistake him for a woman.
18	* "Are those sad tissues, or happy tissues?"
19	* "I like red hair. I wonder if the ''carpet'' matches her ''pubes''."
20	* After blowing up at Sarah, Peter yells at a random married couple, "GETTING MARRIED IN HAWAII! ''REAL ORIGINAL''!"

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